Search for anagrams discovered by author 'David Bourke'

Accepted anagrams:
"The Menstrual Cycle"->"My c**t creates hell!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2000)
"Elvis Aaron Presley"->"Seen alive? Sorry, pal!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Manchester United Footballer David Beckham"->"Man, the bloke blundered! Fetch Victoria Adams!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"The "Oldest Profession""->"Lots of red-hot penises!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Madonna Louise Ciccone"->"One cool dance musician." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Natural Impulse"->"Pure animal lust!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Houses of Parliament"->"Top man here's a foul shite." (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Madonna Louise Veronica Ritchie"->"Oooh! American c**t is real divine!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Peter Mandelson"->"Mean old serpent" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Richard Wakeman"->"A mad, rich wanker." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Performing of Cunnilingus"->"Chin/tongue in prone girl's muff." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Lady Diana Spencer"->"Say! Landed a prince!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1995)
"The Prince of Wales"->"I, who left a Spencer." (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"The African National Congress"->"Negro fanatics (at chair, Nelson)" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"The Reverend Ian Paisley"->"He repeats inane devilry." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (1997)
"Boy George and Culture Club"->"A once-cute, burly old bugger." (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"->"Crap L.P. sung by the LSD-prone Beatles." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"The television presenter Vanessa Feltz"->"Size ten? Never, for she'll eat ten vast pies!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Alex Ferguson"->"Sex fun galore." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Bronski Beat"->"A bit bonkers!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2000)
"Danny Kustow"->"Wanks on duty." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Pleasuring oneself"->"One sans-girl feel-up!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Premature Ejaculation"->"Pearl juice ran out, mate!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Michael Stock, Matthew Aitken and Peter Waterman"->"Team met, made a packet. (Rich wankers with no talent!)" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Mick Tucker"->"Kick rectum." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"`The Sanctuary' Ladies Health Spa, in Floral Street, Covent Garden, London."->"'Class A' totty goes here - nails painted red, all-over tan, and then for lunch!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Terrorist Osama Bin Laden"->"Arab monster is no idle threat." (by David Bourke by hand) (2002)
"Securicor Custodial Services Ltd."->"I drive accused to court's cells, sir!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Victoria Beckham's autobiography "Learning To Fly""->"Hey! I sing a lot of banal crap but am OK: I got VERY rich!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach"->"That is a way...another's ammo through his chest!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Catheter ablation surgery"->"Tony Blair gets a heart cure!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Brian Souter"->"Anus orbiter?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Police: Sting (Gordon Sumner), Andy Summers and Stewart Copeland."->"Newcastle screen man (top plod), shy guitar nerd, and some git on drums." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The EastEnders actress Daniella Westbrook"->"Real bad coke-wasted nostrils...see, then stare!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"A McDonalds Quarter-Pounder with cheese, fries, and a milkshake"->"Oh dear, Ronald! This crap 'nd wank has sure made me feel quite sick!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"A Christmas Number One"->"Means abhorrent music!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Teletubbies Say Eh-Oh"->"Absolute shit, eh? Byee!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"The United States of America"->"Ethnics? A fearsome attitude!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Paymaster General David Willetts"->"Well-advised parliament strategy?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Manchester United Football Club"->"Loud blubs...Eric Cantona left them" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Agnetha Faltskog, Bjorn Ulvaeus, Benny Andersson and Anni-Frid Lyngstad"->"Really just an aged, and very bland, Euro sing-song band, fans? Fans think not!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Alan Bates"->"Anal Beast" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Anagram Genius Windows Software"->"Unaware of it? New words-massaging!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Wake Me Up Before You Go Go - Wham"->"Wowee! A gay greek homo bum pouf!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Michael Portillo"->"Political role? Hm!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Newton Gingrich"->"Right-wing nonce" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"The Rolling Stones - Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Charlie Watts and Ronnie Wood"->"Their Satanic Majesties, wrinkled Rock`n'Roll grandads (heroic when hot) to gig." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Rod Stewart"->"Dr. Sore-Twat" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Harley Davidson"->"Road-shy, and vile!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Mr. Brian Souter"->"Erm, bus or train?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Coitus interruptus"->"Curse it! Rip nuts out!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Freddie Mercury, Brian May, Roger Taylor and John Deacon"->"Randy Bumhole, Jo Fairy, Terry Nice-Gonad and Rod Creamer" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Newcastle Brown Ale"->"Want cleaner bowels?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Sadie Frost"->"SOS! I farted!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The morning-after pill"->"Pregnant? Hell, I'm for it!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The future's bright - the future's Orange"->"Ah, but the true future's frog-shit green!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Electronic mail"->"Remote, clinical." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The President Of The United States Of America, George Walker Bush"->"Takes power after foe, Mr. Clinton...but gee, he's sure a shitheaded git!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Senile Dementia"->"Insane? Let me die!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"England captain David Beckham"->"Damned naive, bad-tackling chap." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Sir Alexander Chapman Ferguson"->"Has anal-sex during performance." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Toilet paper"->"Iterate: "Plop!"" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Morgan Stanley Dean Witter"->"....are moneylending rat-twats." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"A wet snatch"->"What a scent!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Tara Palmer-Tomkinson"->"Star? I'm a top-rank lemon!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Smith and Wesson"->"Own this? Madness!" (by David Bourke/Hans Peter-Reich using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Doctor Harold Frederick Shipman"->""Dr. Shock" - Morphine-addict, for real." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Melanie Blatt, Shaznay Lewis, and the sisters Natalie Appleton and Nicole Appleton"->"Inane, repellant, talentless women in a pathetic sleazy pop band. (I do hate All Saints!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Prince of Wales (Charles Philip Arthur George Mountbatten-Windsor)"->"E.R. recalls his torment, huge ears flapping about in the wind. Poor wretch!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Cornelius Lysaght"->"Grossly unethical." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Nicholas Marcel Hoogstraten"->"Ogre. No charms, no ethics at all." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The U.S. country singer Dolly Rebecca Parton"->"Her bouncy tits are legendary! Cups control." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The "Oldest Profession""->"Sit on flesh torpedoes!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Royal and Ancient Golf Club of St. Andrews"->"We thrifty Scot nobs couldnae land near flag!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Osama Bin Laden"->"Old man in a base" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"The President Of The United States Of America, George Walker Bush"->"'Empire State' ego. He is a genuine bastard! F**k the rest of the world!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Saddam Hussein"->"Dead in U.S. smash?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Manchester United Football Club"->"Noted club. Richest F.A. team...no bull!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"David Sean Bourke"->"Darned abusive, ok?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Countdown co-presenter Carol Vorderman"->""Vowel, or consonant card?" procured me rent." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Soul singer Michael Bolton"->"Hair coolness? No, big mullet!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Intrauterine Devices"->"Retrieve, inside a c**t." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Victoria Adams-Wood"->"I am a cow David roots!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The Wimbledon Champion Goran Ivanisevic"->"Croat V.I.P. achieving noble win. I'm handsome!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Denmark goalkeeper Thomas Sorensen"->"Mere plonker! He's not Seaman's grade, OK!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Career politicians"->"No special criteria." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Madame Tussauds"->"Museum's a tad sad." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Damian Charles Hurley"->"Unashamedly real rich." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Canadian supply teacher Amy Gehring"->"Many erect pupils enchant aged hairy hag." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A nudist colony"->"Clouds annoy it." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Robert Gabriel Mugabe"->"A tribal bore? Bugger me!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Abbey National - because life's complicated enough"->"So, a big idea: Cheap finance, money, etc? Absolute bull!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Silvio Berlusconi"->"Scrubs in olive oil." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"President George W Bush"->"'Do' sister. Bugger nephew." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Gyles Daubeney Brandreth"->"Seedy, grubby neanderthal." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Magic Roundabout"->"Drug habit an outcome." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Schadenfreude"->"Dead fun! Cheers!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Nigel David Short"->"The sad old virgin!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Diana, the Princess of Wales"->"Final shadows: Rest in peace." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Seduction"->"End: Coitus." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Borderline case"->"Reconsiderable." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The flamenco guitarist Paco de Lucia"->"Delicate, magical touch of true Spain." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Bigheartedness"->"She's great in bed!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Kenneth Robert Livingstone"->"The rotten sniveling bonker." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Open relationships"->"Sin. (Herpes optional.)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The International Dyslexia Association"->"Liaison to aid an anxiety...letters in chaos." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People"->"African-Americans to open a foothold, elevated into top echelons." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The English Collective of Prostitutes"->"Helpful logistics to on-the-street vice." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The North American Man/Boy Love Association"->"Homo nonces inhabit a lavatory romance site." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Halal and Kosher meat industries"->"Throat's slit, head leaks red. Inhumane!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Richard Dean Taylor"->"Dirty anal hardcore." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"'Let's Get It On' - Marvin Gaye"->"I may get instant legover!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Emlyn Walter Hughes"->"Ugly Welshman there!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The singer Luciano Pavarotti"->"This vile, operatic orangutan!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Kimberly Fortier Quinn"->"I'm flirty 'n' require bonk." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Arthur Lee Conley"->"Lonely-heart cure." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Thomas Crapper, the "inventor" of the flushing toilet"->"Great merit proven: "Pull the chain, then off it shoots!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The Spanish team Barcelona"->"The champions beat Arsenal." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The Anti-Social Behaviour Order"->"Terrible idea: is "honour", to a chav!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Sander Lantinga"->"Ran, and...genitals!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Luba Shumeyko"->"Make you blush!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The Academy Awards"->"What ace daydreams!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"White supremacists"->"Them racists! Wise up!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The Sunday Mirror"->"Harm, ruin, destroy." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The actress Marilyn Monroe (Norma Jean Baker)"->"Elton John remembers a yank (or American) star." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Stanley Harvey Eisen"->"Intensely heavy arse." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Victoria Beckham's autobiography "Learning To Fly""->"Ego-trip by a vain, mingy author. (A footballer's chick)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The singer Gareth Paul Gates"->"Aghast, get earplugs in there!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Deputy Prime Minister John Leslie Prescott"->"Hits, injures. (Hot-tempered, completely inept, sir!)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Peter Clarence Foster"->"Self-pretence creator." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"American Brands, Inc."->"Main brand is cancer." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Victoria Butler-Henderson"->"The not-so-nubile car-driver." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome"->"Reported reason? Yes, rare civets. (Yum!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The artist formerly known as 'The Artist Formerly Known As Prince'"->"Short rocker re-renames himself. (As top twit, twat or ninny frankly!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"One-sided?"->"Indeed so!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The International Association of Gay Square Dance Clubs"->"An accurate fact: A "good ol' boy" is in leather, sequins 'n' satin!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Courtney Pine"->"Puny erection!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Lord Desai"->"Arse dildo." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"Oscar Peterson"->"One star corpse." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"Henry Ross Perot"->"The sorry person." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"The Organization of Petroleum-Exporting Countries"->"Gang met to fix up our oil price on (or set near to) zenith." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Singer Eddy Grant"->"Sad, trendy nig**r." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Anna Nicole Smith (Vickie Lynn Hogan)"->"Having ancient sickly man in hole, no?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"National Geographic"->"On giant archipelago." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The footballer Robert Frederick Chelsea Moore. (West Ham and England captain)."->"Ace of 'The Hammers', a legend. (Now dead, RIP). An errant bracelet thief? Bollocks! Rot!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The singer Belinda Jo Carlisle Kurczesky"->"Rebellion! She's just a keen, dick-crazy girl!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Trescothick"->"Cricket's hot!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Lord Archer of Weston-Super-Mare"->"Arsehole from sewer, and corrupt." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Ten Summoner's Tales"->"Sumner's some talent!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Anthony Robert McMillan"->"Horribly malcontent man." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Bob Marley and The Wailers"->"A rabble? Why, I'm real stoned!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Harris Milstead"->"...is rather dismal!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The soul singer Edwin Starr"->"Store 'War' under 'Hit Singles'." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Siedah Garrett"->"Great hits, dear." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Liliane Vasconcelos"->"A laconic loveliness." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Peter Marc Sinclair Almond"->"Immoral crap-end larcenist." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Stuart Maconie"->"To ears, I'm a c**t!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The President Of The United States Of America, George Walker Bush"->""Seek Bin Laden!" He set out after Osama, he screwed right up. Forget it!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Nolan Sisters: Anne, Denise, Maureen, Linda, Bernadette and Colleen."->"Ah, see and listen! One talented clan ensnared men in Ireland, to be sure!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Kiss bass guitarist and vocalist Gene Simmons"->"A bit long, this masked narcissist's massive tongue!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The City of New Orleans"->"We fornicate honestly!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The singer Sir Paul James McCartney OBE"->"Charmless cretin brags "I enjoy amputee!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The Labour Party's leadership election"->"Replace Tony Blair, the stupid arsehole!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"George Best"->"Go get beers!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Emerson Fittipaldi"->"Speed limit not fair!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"The British singer and actress Marianne Faithfull"->"Slides in a half-eaten Mars Bar...fits right in her c**t!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Boo Radleys"->"The bloody arse!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Boo Radleys"->"Bloody arse!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Leigh Highwood"->"Good while high!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Nadine Coyle"->"One nice lady!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Benedict Brogan"->"Big and erect nob." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"The Artist Formerly Known as Prince"->"So rich talent now prefers tiny mark" (by David Bourke by hand) (1995)
"Lester Piggott"->"Got St. Leger tip" (by David Bourke by hand) (1995)
"Naomi Campbell"->"Limp male bacon?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1995)
"Luciano Pavarotti"->"I pain a vocal tutor" (by David Bourke by hand) (1995)
"Michael Watson"->"Am a slow ethnic" (by David Bourke by hand) (1995)
"Bohemian Rhapsody"->"Dosh, Brian may hope" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Whitney Houston"->"Oh no! Whity tunes!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Nigel Ernest Mansell"->"Tell me Senna lingers" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Elton John (Reginald Dwight)"->"Tangled long with John Reid" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Dame Shirley Porter"->"Merits reply: "Oh dear!"" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Virginia Bottomley"->"I've got no ability, Mr.!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"The Pet Shop Boys"->"Both soppy, these" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Salman Rushdie"->"A slur man hides" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Salman Rushdie"->"Run, amid hassle" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Air Chief Marshal Sir Sandy Wilson"->"Drains RAF cash? I mean, how silly, Sir!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Cyndi Lauper"->"Up-end a lyric" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Peter Shilton"->"Sport: He let in" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Bruce Forsyth"->"Bushy Crofter" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Emerson Fittipaldi"->"Top life in a red mist" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Nancy Reagan"->"An ace granny" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"The Olympic Games"->"Mighty leaps come" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"The Olympic Games"->"Thy images compel" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Alain Prost"->"Not a lap, sir!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Paula Yates"->"Apt use: A lay" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Gillian Taylforth"->"Oft a thrilling lay" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Frank Williams, Adrian Newey and Patrick Head"->"Awkward pain, if they'd killed Mr. A. Senna in a car" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Emerson Fittipaldi"->"A fine pits old-timer" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Daniel "Swampy" Hooper"->"Wood hippy's real name" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Tinky-Winky, Laa-Laa, Dipsy and Po (The Teletubbies)"->"Toys talk a plain stupid din (like the Beeb anyway!)" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Severiano Ballesteros"->"Balls seen to arise over" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Marc Bolan"->""Blam!" ...no car" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"The Reverend Ian Paisley"->"He is a `Never Ireland' type" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Mike Atherton"->"Mean hitter, OK?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Gordon Sumner (Sting)"->"Grunted minor songs" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Boy George: Take It Like A Man"->"I, a notable gay ego, meet Kirk" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Gitta Sereny and Mary Bell"->"Elderly enigma / nasty brat" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Ayrton Senna da Silva"->"Driven on, as Satan lay" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Sir Paul Condon"->"An old cop's ruin" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Tony Bullimore"->"I'm only trouble!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Humphrey the Downing Street Cat"->"Tony put me where he'd scant right" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Dannii Minogue"->"Imagined union" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Marie Helvin"->"Ah! Virile men!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Temuri Ketsbaia"->"I'm a true basket, I." (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Sharon Stone"->"No near shots!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"The Royal Ulster Constabulary"->"Troubles? Total anarchy, surely!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"The Rolling Stones"->"Seen. Got no thrills." (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Eric Cantona"->"An actor? Nice!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"The Formula One World Championship"->"Final triumph? How McLaren do so hope!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Faustino Asprilla"->"A plus for Italians" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Rowan Sebastian Atkinson"->"I, an artist, so known as "Bean"" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Ex-Wham singer George Michael"->"I'm Harrow sex-menace...giggle, eh?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Alan Clark's Secret Political Diary"->"Dock plea ran: "It's clearly satirical!"" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"The Leaning Tower Of Pisa"->"When Italian, get for pose" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Supermodel Caprice Bourret"->"Absolute premier cup record" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Windsor Castle"->"Listed as "Crown"" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"The Paymaster-General Geoffrey Robinson"->"The Loan-Arranger...so Peter begs iffy money" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Baroness Margaret Thatcher"->"Greatest charm: Arson-breath" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Pamela Anderson Lee"->"Ample ones earn lead" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"The Winter Olympic Games"->"What is merely competing?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Tim Henman and Greg Rusedski"->"Merits demand huge rankings" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease"->"Crazed, I? - Just old beefsteak!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Freddie Mercury, Brian May, Roger Taylor and John Deacon"->"Four join royal band...end...three'd carry on. Er, magic, my dear!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Martin O'Neill"->"I'll not remain!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Robert Plant"->"Nob prattler" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Rubens Barrichello"->"Corners hail rubble!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"The World Cup Final"->"Chart now filled-up" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"General Augusto Pinochet"->"Rogue Chilean Gestapo nut" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Inspector Endeavour Morse"->"So, report: Name is uncovered" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"The Tennis Player Mary Pierce"->"Shapely entry...prime Creatine!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Piers Paul Read"->"Perusal repaid" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Lynda Lee Potter"->"Open-letter lady" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Absolutely Fabulous"->"Usual abuse of t'Bolly" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
""King Of The Cowboys" Roy Rogers"->"Cry of one's show: "OK, Trigger, boy!"" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"The International Olympic Committee"->"Theoretically, I'm incompetent, am I not?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Melinda Messenger"->"Smile deranges men" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Melinda Messenger"->"Mindless, men agree!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Anne, The Princess Royal"->"Pinnacle: Ran horsey set" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Tom Parker-Bowles (Camilla's son)"->"Last blow, Mr? Pass a line o' coke, Mr?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Eric Clapton"->"Plectra icon" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"The President of The United States of America, Bill Clinton"->"Tried to catch it in a tin pot, but semen fell on a dress. Life, eh?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Martina Navratilova"->"Vain, vain, amoral tart" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Ex-Welsh Secretary Ron Davies"->"A sex devil...treachery worsens." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"US Secretary of State Madeleine Albright"->"She's a reet big fat stout elderly American" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"President Clinton"->"Content in red lips" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"President Slobodan Milosevic"->"Serb despot icon is evil old man" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Status Quo"->"Squat...oust" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels"->"Do let's clock Sting's barman work, OK?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Sir Francis Owen Garbett Williams"->"Win? Well, I'm a first-rate racing boss!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Sir Paul McCartney"->"Crap musical entry" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Linda Louise McCartney"->"I screamed continually" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Tom Robinson"->"Monitor nobs" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Manchester United goalkeeper Mark Bosnich"->"A giant unmasked, OK? Peter Schmeichel reborn!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"They Think It's All Over"->"Lineker at TV? Holy shit!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Denise van Outen"->"See a T.V. innuendo" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Hillary Roddam Clinton"->"I'll anchor dirty old man" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"We Are The Champions"->"Rename: Cowshit heap." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Singer Natalie Imbruglia"->"Anagram: It's nubile girlie" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Dale Winton"->"Into new lad" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Gary Glitter (Paul Francis Gadd)"->"Gradually-fading star, git re: P.C." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Cerys Matthews"->"That's me...screwy!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Linda Louise McCartney"->"Musically not nice, dear." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Bono, David "The Edge" Evans, Adam Clayton and Larry Mullen Junior"->"Aha! Just a legendary, very cool Ireland band (on MTV) in a muddle, no?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Stephen Gately"->"He gets a-plenty" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Stephen Gately"->"A length, yes, pet?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Darren "Sicknote" Anderton"->"Err...is non-attendance OK, Dr.?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Gaby Roslin"->"Boring lays" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"The Flaming Ferraris"->"Faltering share firm" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"->"Lewd gayboy rock-idol bore" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Phil Collins, Mike Rutherford and Tony Banks"->"Think: Rock trio, slaphead benny on drumfills" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou (George Michael)"->"A hairy gay Greek go-go musician. (Police sore, too!)" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Leonardo DiCaprio"->"Ocean idol, or a drip?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Anthony Charles Lynton Blair"->"He'll abhor tyranny (as Clinton)" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Dolly Parton"->"Dynatrollop" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Footballer Paul Merson"->"Repent, foul amoral slob!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Brian Harold May"->"Brand him `a royal'" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Roger Meddows-Taylor"->"Great words or melody" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Roger Meddows-Taylor"->"Age-old rowdy stormer" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Another One Bites The Dust"->"Note: Utter nobheads' shite" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"A Kind Of Magic"->"A foaming dick" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Tie Your Mother Down"->"Romeo tune...how dirty!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Fat-Bottomed Girls"->"Gottem! Bits of lard!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Play The Game"->"Gay pal theme" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Careless Whisper"->"I help screw arses" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"It's A Knockout"->"Suck on a tit, OK?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"East Timor"->"Riots, mate!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"East Timor"->"O.T.T. armies" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"I Want To Break Free"->"Er, wank to beat...fire!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Chris Patten"->"Sit, then crap" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Keep Yourself Alive"->"Key: Up-arse love-life" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"You're My Best Friend"->"(If seedy rum rent-boy)" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting"->""Shag it, and hurry!" - Shirt-lifting faggot." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"->"Elton hunts good endowment" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Something About The Way You Look Tonight"->"Uh oh! Got to wank some gayboy in toilet hut." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight"->"Seemingly evident: Homo fatso" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Stairway To Heaven"->"Aha! Eternity as vow!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Chris Tarrant and Sophie Rhys-Jones"->"He had her (or S. R-J.'s) tit, in nosy car snap" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Bradley Walsh"->"Hey! Draw balls!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Amelie Mauresmo"->"I'm more use a male" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Amelie Mauresmo"->"Arouse me...I'm male!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Chris Eubank"->"He's back...I run!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Liam Gallagher and Patsy Kensit"->"Pregnant slag? Ask The Daily Mail!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Liam Gallagher and Patsy Kensit"->"A ghastly, dismal parent linkage" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Two Thousand"->"To a shutdown?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"The Millennium Bug"->"Immune? Hung, I'll bet!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Comedian Dave Allen"->"Old, vile, and a menace" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Comedian Dave Allen"->"A nice male, and loved" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Peter Mandelson"->"No damsel? Repent!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Club Tropicana"->"A cop lubricant" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Club Tropicana - Wham"->"A public W.C. marathon" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Everything She Wants"->"Gay News thrives, then?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Waiting For That Day"->"God! I want that fairy!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Praying For Time"->"Er, fit in gay romp!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Praying For Time"->"Merry? Not if a pig." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Praying For Time"->"Get fairy in romp" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Father Figure"->"Fag fruit here" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Cowboys And Angels"->"SOS! Lewd gay can nob!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Simon Le Bon"->"Slime on nob" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Golfer Paul Lawrie"->"Will eagle par four" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Flavio Briatore"->"Fat ravioli bore" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Michael Schumacher and Eddie Irvine (Ferrari)"->"A clue here, mind...FI drivers, him each in a red car." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Only Fools And Horses actor Buster Merryfield"->"Star Uncle Albert's off...oh, Del, Rodney, I'm so sorry!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"The Formula One World Championship"->"Chapter of Damon Hill heroism now up" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"The Formula One World Championship"->"Oomph! Well, Schu, I'm a red-hot pro!" - A Finn" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"The Formula One World Championship"->"Williams men for the cup? Pardon? Ho ho!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Spandau Ballet"->"A pale slut band" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"The British Airways London Eye"->"So, arise, yon tin birthday wheel!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Posh Spice (Victoria Adams)"->"Pop radio-active Miss Cash" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Posh Spice (Victoria Adams)"->"Ciao, pop charts! I miss Dave!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?"->"Hence: Gay toilet hot love fun" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Philadelphia Freedom"->"Limp, eh? I plead for head!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Funeral For A Friend"->"Er, in for anal duffer" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Funeral For A Friend"->"No fluff in rear, dear!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Karma Chameleon"->"Anal come-mark, eh?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Ex-Paymaster General Geoffrey Robinson"->"Grab one free! Gay sex prints are only of me!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Church Of The Poisoned Mind"->"Conduct homo friendship, eh?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?"->"You utterly-old woman hater!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Time (Clock Of The Heart)"->"Title re-check: Fat homo" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Time (Clock Of The Heart)"->""I feel them!" - Cockthroat" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"David Crosby / Stephen Stills / Graham Nash / Neil Young"->"Hey man! Boring old c**ts sing shit verses all day! Pah!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"The Formula One World Champion racing driver Mika Hakkinen"->"OK, Mr. McLaren man, think up: "Car row? Eddie Irvine king? Fool, ha ha!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"->"Go ram a knighted rent-boy!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Martine McCutcheon"->"Mm! Cor! Nice c**t, eh? ... Ta!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley"->"Gay ring glee! `Wham!' idol career ended!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Meatloaf"->"Metal oaf" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Baby Spice Emma Bunton"->"Bumpy bimbo nets an ace" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Geraldine Halliwell / Christopher Evans"->"Will a Spice Girl `n' her red love last, eh? Nah!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"The Bluewater Shopping Centre"->"Recent bowl, up past Greenhithe" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"->"Ah! Let us twist the cheesy gay bullshit." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"->"Wealthy sluttish bitch, yet huge sales" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Militant homosexual Peter Tatchell"->"Hell! I'm the sex camp toilet anal-tutor!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Militant homosexual Peter Tatchell"->"He'll rump the total toilet sex maniac." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"The Artist Formerly Known as Prince"->"Tiny short freak relents: "I'm crap, now!"" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"->"Sad snogs (Ouch! My ass!)" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"All Quiet On The Western Front"->"Rent this fat queen well, or not?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"The tennis player "Tiger" Tim Henman, and Miss Lucy Heald"->"Spy lady, run in, smile, hit line, net her...game, set and match!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"The Manchester United and England footballer David Beckham"->""Eek!" - Car chased, but then the mad mental fool landed driving ban" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Sean `Puff Daddy' Combs"->"Duff CD's by a spade, mon!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Georgios Panayiotou"->"Up in Rio, to goose a gay" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"The late Brian Epstein"->"Inept? I ran The Beatles!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Footballer Paulo di Canio"->"Cool, albeit foul-paranoid" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Brian Harold May"->"Hairy man, or bald?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"The Eurovision Song Contest"->"Voting nutters choose noise" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"The Eurovision Song Contest"->"Not-so-secret in-house voting" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Giancarlo Fisichella"->"Failing his local race" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"The Prince Of Wales and Camilla Parker-Bowles"->"Clear snap? We formed a relationship well back!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Actress Gwyneth Paltrow"->"Wept gently...crass, or what?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Martine McCutcheon"->"Comic tune merchant" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Education Minister David Blunkett"->"Blind, unattractive, tedious kind, me!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"British Nuclear Fuels Limited"->"But I run crimes-hit Sellafield!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Care in the Community"->"Oh my! A nut in crime, etc." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Barrie Drewitt and Tony Barlow"->"Alert! In two-dad twin-baby error!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Sir Paul McCartney and Heather Mills"->"Crash amputee lands really-rich mint" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Mister William Tunstall-Pedoe"->"Manipulate words...little smile!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"William Tunstall-Pedoe"->"A lewd spell-mutilation!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Peter Overend Watts"->"Noted perverse twat" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Ian Hunter"->"A ruin, then?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Roger Harold Daltrey"->"Old-age terror? Hardly!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Roger Harold Daltrey"->"Largely-dated horror." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Michael Anthony"->"Oh my!" (In Halen act)." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Peanuts"->"An upset?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Oscar Wilde"->"W.C. arse-idol" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Manchester United and England footballer David Beckham"->"D.B? Erm, a shaven-headed damn near-bald little f**king coot, then?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Pianist Jools Holland"->"His old joanna? Still top, eh?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"All The Young Dudes"->"Duly shout: "A legend!"" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Nation Of Islam"->"In manifesto: Loath" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"His Holiness Pope John Paul"->"Hope in Polish plan, oh Jesus!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Manchester United Footballer Jaap Stam"->"See! I can't be just a prat from the Holland team!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Standing on the Shoulder of Giants"->"And Oasis high (LSD), `n' forgotten tune" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Marvin Gaye"->"My! In a grave!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Soft Cell singer Marc Almond"->"Mr. Anal-Crotch's got semen-filled." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Liberace"->"Be a relic" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Bronski Beat"->"A `knobs' tribe" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Village People"->"Allege: Vile pop" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The singer Ricky Martin"->"Stinking rim treachery" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Mona Lisa"->"Ah! Not a smile?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2000)
"Lisa Stansfield"->"Stain lads' flies?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Fat Larry's Band"->"Randy flab star" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Paul O'Grady"->"Up a gay? Lord!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Severe diarrhoea"->"Oh er! I've a red arse!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Severe constipation"->"I've not-so-secret pain!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Charlie Watts, Bill Wyman, and Ronnie Wood"->"Womaniser Jerry Hall rid / Wilting cokehead / Rich twat / Sad man / Big conk" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Edinburgh"->"Drug bin, eh?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Paul Weller, Rick Buckler and Bruce Foxton"->"Dull, careful...or blow-up next Rickenbacker?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Elton John and David Furnish"->"Fond, hand-in-hand...or just vile?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Columbia Broadcasting Systems"->"Busty orgasmic lesbian Dom. acts" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Pete Townshend, Roger Daltrey, John Entwistle and Keith Moon"->"Note: The Who...nosy wonder, little gent, Spiderman, and The Joker" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Marcus Trescothick"->"Such a cricket storm" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Whitesnake"->"Shitewanke." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Whitesnake"->"Wankeshite." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Frampton Comes Alive!"->"Mean voice / platforms" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Penile dysfunction"->"Soft? Up nicely in end!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Brewers' droop"->"Pre-bed sorrow" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Genital herpes"->"Get lips here? Na!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The singer Barry Manilow"->""Why, Mr. Real Big Nose!" I rant." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Leader Of The Opposition, William `Fourteen Pints A Day' Hague"->"I am a stupid lager-lout Tory slaphead, eh? (ie: "I pee-off to the inn now!")" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"William `Fourteen Pints A Day' Hague"->"A few in? Hey, I'm a lager-lout!" - "Na, stupid!"" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Robert Nesta Marley"->"Rasta belter? Yer mon!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Songs In The Key Of Life"->"Eyesight fine? No, folks!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Leslie Grantham"->"Megastar in hell" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Leslie Grantham"->"Hell, I am strange!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Leslie Grantham"->"Smelling a rat, eh?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Vagina Monologues"->"Oh no! Genitals go mauve!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Tomorrow Never Dies"->"Reword it, Mr. O-O-Seven!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Deceased"->"Deed case" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Miss Charlotte Dimmock"->"Mammoth, idle cocks stir!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The magician Paul Daniels"->"I'm an agile slaphead c**t, I." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Martina Hingis"->"Trash in aiming" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Scary Spice (Melanie Gulzar)"->"Peculiar sleazy screaming" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Scary Spice (Melanie Gulzar)"->"I, peculiar semen-crazy slag." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Scary Spice (Melanie Gulzar)"->"Gracelessly unzip America" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Scary Spice (Melanie Gulzar)"->"Clue is: Am large penis crazy" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Scary Spice (Melanie Gulzar)"->"Sleazy enigma is crap. (Cruel!)" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Cherilyn LaPiere Sarkisian"->"In here! (As I'll raise any prick!)" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Def Leppard drummer Rick Allen"->"F**k! He ripped arm...L-R-L-R metal ended." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"A nude centrefold in Playboy"->"One nice body, end fully-apart." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Stanley Laurel and Oliver Hardy"->"Hell, a very silly duo. (And near-art!)" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The singer Britney Spears"->"She's, er, a pretty big sinner" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Desmond "The Housewives' Favourite" Lynam"->"I see M.O.T.D. may fuss over new deal on ITV, huh?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"In your birthday suit"->"Nudity - our hairy bits." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Proclaimers"->"Craphole, mister?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Proclaimers"->"Recompile trash" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Amsterdam"->"Edam / Trams" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Morten Harket, Magne Furuholmen and Pal Waaktaar"->"All three form a damn-rank wank-tune group. (A-Ha, mate!)" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Electric Light Orchestra"->"Cello/Gtr. etc. is chart-hit here" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Al and Tipper Gore"->"Preparing to lead" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Labour Government"->"Number Ten to grovel? Ha!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The morning-after pill"->"I fill pregnant mother" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The morning-after pill"->"Ignorant flirt - "Help me!"" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The morning-after pill"->"Er, men profit all night" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The morning-after pill"->"Partner on mile-flight?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Bestiality"->"Site by tail" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Bette Midler"->"Merited belt" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Contraception"->"Pair to connect" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Shakespeare in Love"->"'as heaven-like prose" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Dolly Rebecca Parton"->"Bra coped? Clearly not!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Kim Carnes"->"Skin cream" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"David Robert Joseph Beckham"->"Chart bimbo Posh jerked Dave" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Enrique Jose Martin Morales"->"Role: Joins queer main-stream" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Victoria Caroline Adams"->"Am I a vocalist, or dancer, I?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Victoria Caroline Adams"->"A dramatic, noisier vocal." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Victoria Caroline Adams"->"I am a radio cretin - vocals." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Victoria Caroline Beckham"->"Chronic vocal? I'm a tiebreak!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Victoria Caroline Beckham"->"Knob-ache. (Am I over-critical?)" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Victoria Caroline Beckham"->"I'm a vocal bitch. (Nice rear, OK!)" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Emma Lee Bunton"->"No tune? Blame me!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Stephen Patrick David Gately"->"Packaged shit (and pretty vile)." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Gloria Maria Estefan"->"Familiar organ-tease" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Gloria Maria Estefan"->"...to anagram is a relief!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Mercury, Venus, The Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto."->"Just nine planets may arc up round The Sun....ah, pure art ever true must run!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Homosexual tendencies"->"Exclude a she, so into men." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The People's Republic Of China"->"Open chip shop, eat rice, be full!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"South Africa"->"Ah! Fractious!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Clifton Suspension Bridge"->"Fine cups on the Bristol design!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Clifton Suspension Bridge"->"Brings suicides help. (Not often!)." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"English rose"->"She's one girl!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"David Desire Ginola"->"Vain? Idol disagreed!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"David Desire Ginola"->"Adoring ladies dive!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"David Desire Ginola"->"God. (In varied ladies)." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"David Desire Ginola"->"Divide ladies organ" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"David Desire Ginola"->"Idol deriding a save" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"David Desire Ginola"->"Diving aided a loser" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"David Desire Ginola"->"Ride vagina...do slide" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Saul Hudson"->"A lush sound" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Traveling Wilburys: Bob Dylan, George Harrison, Tom Petty, Jeff Lynne and Roy Orbison"->"An angry jew/the Beatle/blond boy/sorry prat in ELO/stiff guy-in short very boring old men" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Francis Rossi and Rick Parfitt"->"Drinks/narcotic trips/affairs." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Dilatation and Curettage"->"Decant genitalia out...ta, Dr.!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Green Gartside"->"Greetings, dear!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"I Can't Get No Satisfaction"->"`Cos a Stone (a git) can't fit in." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Post-natal depression"->"Sad parent loses point" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Tourists"->"So, utter shit?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Big Issue"->""Use this!" I beg." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Bowler hat"->"Throwable" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2000)
"Hairy chest"->"Itchy? Shear!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Stefanie Maria Graf"->"A fine, fair megastar" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Stefanie Maria Graf"->"Fearing I'm a fat arse" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Stefanie Maria Graf"->"Affairs tie a German" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Stefanie Maria Graf"->"Free, as I fit anagram" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Michael Edward Palin"->"All in, chap we admired." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Bryan Guy Adams"->"A randy bum's gay?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind ... Neil Armstrong"->"NASA sent man along to the moon...making P.R. lift for lame President R.N., alas!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Paul Stanley"->"Up. (Anal-style)." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Houston...Tranquility Base here. The Eagle has landed."->""Er, hello again!"..."Oh, hi!" ended a lunar quest by The States." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Pocket calculator"->"Total cock-up? Clear." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Postman"->"No stamp?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Chrissie Hynde"->"Deny she is rich." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas"->"Exhausts obese? To hell with it, enter!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas"->"Lust? Sheath on? We see brothel, exit it!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Philip David Charles Collins"->"Rich old slaphead - incivil LP's." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"While the cat's away, the mice will play"->"With what aim? Well, A cheese, typically!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Action Man"->"Cannot aim" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Madonna Louise Ritchie"->"A resolution: "I'm chained!"" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Madonna Louise Ritchie"->"Hideous ol' American nit" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Pornographic material"->"Role: I'm approaching art." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Radio Telefis Eireann"->"Definite aerial snore" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Storm in a teacup?"->"Important cause" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"What goes around, comes around..."->"Ooh, we do rude anagrams! (So: "C**T!")" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Honda Gold Wing"->"No dawdling `Hog'!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"First Lady"->"Idly farts" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Otis Redding"->"Stoned rigid." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Billie Piper and Chris Evans"->"Rideable? Principles vanish!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Brass In Pocket"->"It scrapes knob!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Sacha Distel"->"It's a sad lech!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"The `Centuries' of Nostradamus"->"So, scan dreams into the future" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Institutionalised racism"->"It salutes discrimination" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Peter Mandelson falls on his own sword"->"Penis-fondler's now a worthless old man." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Alain Delon"->"An old alien" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Green Onions - Booker T. and The MG's"->"It's been THE modern organ song, OK!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"It ain't over until the fat lady sings"->"Ah, listen! It's art, if ugly ten-ton diva!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Charles Philip Arthur George Windsor"->"H.R.H. - Prince with large ears. (Dug polo, sir)." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Artificial Insemination"->"I fail? Aim it in containers!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Steve Wright In The Afternoon"->"Sheer ranting, then. (Two to five)." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Wedding tackle"->"Dangle wet dick" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"The Temptations"->"Potent hits team" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Software piracy"->"Copyist warfare" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"The Performing Rights Society"->"...get their price for my hit songs." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"La Tour Eiffel"->"I freefall out!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Cynthia Lauper"->"Pale hairy c**t." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Cynthia Lauper"->"In cruel apathy" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Ariel Sharon"->"Oh, ran Israel." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Sharleen Spiteri"->"Listen...praise her!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Brian Harold May"->"Bad `Liar' harmony" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Alisha's Attic"->"Alias: shit act." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"`Angels' - Robbie Williams"->"Miserable wailing slob" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Infected meat"->"It can't feed me" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Peter Benjamin Mandelson"->"Perennial job amendments" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"A nightmare scenario"->"Gore - an American shit." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Nick Heidfeld"->"Fickle, hidden" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Miss Patsy Kensit"->"Steamy piss-stink." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Miss Patsy Kensit"->"Skimpy tastiness" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Racing driver Michele Alboreto"->"Thrilling brave ace, or mediocre?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Racing driver Michele Alboreto"->"Role? Big car lover, he. (Minardi, etc.)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"A one-night stand"->"A snog, and then "it"." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers, Harold Secombe and Michael Bentine"->"All be in The Goons, them irreplaceable, nice, splendid smilemakers." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Paul Gambaccini"->"Pubic/anal magic" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Having Parkinson's Disease"->"Passive shaking drains one." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Haemorrhoid ointment"->"Motherhood? Neat in rim!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Vaginal secretions"->"Earnest vocalising" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Roderick David Stewart"->"View tired rockstar dad" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Reginald Kenneth Dwight"->"The weird England knight" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Ronald Arthur Biggs"->"Rush train, grab gold." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Ronald Arthur Biggs"->"Grand hoist burglar" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Ronald Arthur Biggs"->"Gang's horrid, brutal." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Manchester United Footballer David Beckham"->"Mohican? "F**k me!", bald-headed introvert bleats." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Israeli cowboy builders"->"Rabbi swore deliciously!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Old Compton Street"->"Censored mott plot" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Thelma Houston"->"Hot soul anthem" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Queen's guitarist, Brian May"->"I'm a brainy quartet's genius!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Norton Anti-Virus"->"Innovators run it" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Home-decorating"->"Good in the cream?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Alan Shearer OBE"->"Bare an arsehole" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Acute boils?"->"Use `Biactol'" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The River Medway"->"With every dream..." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Giovanni Alesi"->"I give in? Alas, no!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Signals Passed At Danger"->""A disaster!" England gasps." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Sergeant Timothy Woodland"->"Dodgy total womaniser, then?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Sergeant Timothy Woodland"->"Wanted. (Total orgy hedonism)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The tennis player Barbara Schett"->"Pretty snatch! Rather be a lesbian?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Done up to the nines"->"Pose, not in the nude" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Ike and Tina Turner"->"ie: inane drunk / tart" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Andrew Luster"->"Nudes-trawler" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Three Blind Mice"->"Incredible, them!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Venus Ebone Starr Williams"->"A star! (Sublime winners, love!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Venus Ebone Starr Williams"->"Is a marvellous winner. Best." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Venus Ebone Starr Williams"->"Marvellous brains, net-wise." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Venus Ebone Starr Williams"->"Server bullies - isn't a woman?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Michael and Ralf Schumacher"->"Charm? Flash, rude, mechanical" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"A packet of Rothmans cigarettes"->"Smoke it...fate - throat cancer. Gasp!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Necrotising Fasciitis"->"Rot is its significance" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Necrotising Fasciitis"->"It signifies narcotics." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The Beatle George Harrison"->"No bigger theatre arsehole" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The Who bass guitarist John Entwistle"->"Giant in lows. Is he just the best, or what?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The Tracks Of My Tears"->"The art Smokey crafts" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Francis Morgan "Daley" Thompson"->"Champion! (Y-Fronts so damn large!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Richard Stephen Sambora"->"Crap! Shit! Arse! Mr Nobhead!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The Genoa Summit"->"It's a huge moment." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"A prosthetic prick"->"It's a trick chopper!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The Beatles drummer Ringo Starr (Richard Starkey)"->"Drugs? R`n'R tracks? Hey, rail! (I'm better `Thomas' reader!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Paul Michael Glaser"->"Ace phallus! I'm large!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Mick Foster and Tony Allen"->"Constantly remained `Folk'." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The J.D. Wetherspoon pub retail chain"->"I spat, threw-up a cold beer in the john." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Papa Don't Preach"->"Pop-parade chant" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Michael Keiran Parker (alias Barrymore)"->"I'm a mary-bonker, a sheer liar, a real prick!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The Holy Cross Primary School in Belfast"->"Catholic symbols here...sorry flashpoint." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Durex contraceptives"->"Cervix/anus protected" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Durex contraceptives"->"Unprotected sex, vicar?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Durex preservatives"->"A perverted sex virus?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The Prost driver Luciano Burti"->"Hit revs, put in barrier, out cold." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Ann Summers party"->"Smartens any rump!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The ex-Police singer and bassist, Sting"->"Shit songs? A big pile. Needs tantric sex." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The U.S.A. and Britain"->"Unite, and hit Arabs" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Defamation of character"->"Dirt! Face-ache! A fat moron" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The singer Mariah Carey"->"Hairy minge...hearts race!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The Genesis drummer and singer (and actor) Phil Collins?"->"Machine-gun rolls `n' energetic rimshots `n' paradiddles!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Assisted Suicide"->"Aide discusses it." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Roses are red, violets are blue..."->"...Arse-lovers lie, so dear, be true!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The Dictaphone"->"Hi-tech notepad" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Francois Delecour"->"Fool in car rescued." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Daniel Grataloup"->"Utopia? All danger!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The usual contents of the British tabloid press"->"Arse, tit, footie, lust, Bin Laden, HRH Posh's bust, etc..." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"The Beatles: Paul McCartney, George Harrison, Ringo Starr and the late John Lennon"->"Re-arranges nicely: Shall joints let them be a darn great group, then? `No One on chart!'" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Love Don't Live Here Anymore"->""Over, over!" - The lonely maiden" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Like A Prayer"->"Kylie-era rap" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Justify My Love"->"My five-slut joy!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Another Suitcase In Another Hall"->"Eat a harlot in hotel raunchiness" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Bedtime Story"->"Most tired. Bye!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Causing A Commotion"->"Magic coitus! Moan on!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Anatomy and Physiology"->"Any good, my hospital? Nay!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The United States Of America and Great Britain"->"Beat a terror unit site...Afghanistan decimated." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Tantrums And Tiaras"->"Anus-mad artist rant" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Tantrums And Tiaras"->"A mutant star's nadir?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Dixon Of Dock Green"->"Ending: crook foxed." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The guitarist Albert Lee, a legend of country-rock"->"I bought a Fender Telecaster...later, truly cooking!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Peter Gabriel"->"A gerbil, Peter?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The Corrs...Andrea, Caroline, Sharon and Jim."->"CD's earn...Ireland has no hornier major act!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Victoria Beckham's autobiography "Learning To Fly""->"A hot book by a very thin glamour-fanatic Spice Girl" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The singer Louise Redknapp"->"Gets a plonker up inside her!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"A concert pianist"->"An artistic ponce." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"William Tunstall-Pedoe's 'Crossword Maestro' software"->"Words? Fits `em down, as across...power to illustrate `em all!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The Steinway piano"->"Hey! It isn't a weapon!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Lady Isabella Hervey"->"Shyly revealed labia." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Labour Transport Secretary Stephen Byers"->"Pretty useless"..."Rather crabby" - one has rotten P.R.!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"An incestuous relationship"->"Heinousness, to puritanical." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Scottish National Liberation Army"->"Instil tartan tribalism? Och aye the noo!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Oscar Peterson Trio"->"Hottest piano sorcerer." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Alanis Nadine Morissette"->"Anti-men tirade noise, lass." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Australian Formula One racing driver Mark Webber"->"A well-arrogant motherf**ker in a Minardi. Save rubber." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The funeral director."->"Current life, or death?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Auto-eroticism"->"Autistic Romeo." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A wet tee-shirt contest"->"Tits, etc. on sweetheart." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Linda Bellos"->"Lesbian doll." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists"->"It's enabling doctors to see a rich legacy of minges to clean." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Christmas present"->"Manchester's strip?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The supermodel Christy Turlington"->"Her c**t - pure delight to my nostrils!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Gloria Steinem"->"Male? Ignores it!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"The Royal Marines"->"'Tar' in my arsehole." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Grand National"->"Hint: Rate an old nag." (by David Bourke by hand) (1995)
"Sir Peter O'Sullevan"->"All superior events." (by David Bourke by hand) (1995)
"Sir Peter O'Sullevan"->"Ever super stallion." (by David Bourke by hand) (1995)
"Diana Spencer"->"Nice snap, dear!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (1995)
"The All Blacks"->"Lack the balls." (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"MaliVai Washington"->"Aim, having lost: a win." (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"The Irish Republican Army"->"Relay much pain, re: British." (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Piers Merchant"->"Err/cheat/sin M.P." (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"The National Health Service"->"Halt the rot, save each in line." (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"The National Health Service"->"Have anaesthetic...rot in hell." (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"The National Health Service"->"Relevant this election? Ha ha!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Dire Straits"->"Staid tirers." (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"The Beatles"->"Let hates be." (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Dame Shirley Porter"->"Merely a horrid pest." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (1997)
"Dame Shirley Porter"->"Slimy predator here." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (1997)
"The Reverend Ian Paisley"->"Ah, repent, ye! Rise and live!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (1997)
"The Reverend Ian Paisley"->"Heavens! I repent readily!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (1997)
"Piers Paul Read"->"Rapid pleasure." (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Dame Iris Murdoch"->"O, much admired, Sir!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Starchaser Three"->"She craters earth!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"The Child Support Agency"->"Clipped young Thatchers." (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Are You Being Served?"->"Ignore/evade buyers." (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Salman Rushdie"->"Smashed urinal." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (1997)
"Natalie Imbruglia"->"Initial album rage." (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Customs And Excise"->"Succeed, miss no tax." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (1998)
"Stan Collymore"->"Cool `n' masterly!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Paymaster General Dawn Primarolo"->"Woman grasped parliamentary role." (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Nigel Ernest Mansell"->"Learnt engines smell." (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Emerson Fittipaldi"->"Profits eliminated." (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Emerson Fittipaldi"->"Operate...find limits." (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Emerson Fittipaldi"->"Admit petrol is fine." (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Emerson Fittipaldi"->"And optimise filter." (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Emerson Fittipaldi"->"Pits: "Eliminate Ford!"" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"The Russian Special Envoy to The Balkans Viktor Chernomyrdin"->"An undercover Kremlin Kosovo spy, eh Yeltsin?...Na, that's a bit rich!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (1999)
"Footballer Ryan Giggs"->"Grab `finest goal' glory." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Paul Merson"->"Lo! Superman!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Walter Roland Fuhrhop"->"Wrathful Lonrho padre." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Have I got News for You"->"Every wit of Angus: "Ooh!"" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Have I got News for You"->"I have worn-out fogeys." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Doreen Wise"->"So, wed Ernie." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Violinist Nigel Kennedy"->"Key listening? No, vile din!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Astronaut Michael Foale"->"Am I on Earth? A clue: Floats." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Astronaut Alan Shepard"->"Aha! Planets around star." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Richard Madeley"->"Charmed readily." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"The Newcastle United manager Ruud Gullit"->"A neat, well-run unit gets me a Dutch guilder." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Multiple orgasms"->""Presto!" (I'm all smug!)" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Multiple orgasms"->"Large moist lumps." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Geoffrey Boycott"->"Obey cry to "get off!"?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"The North Atlantic Treaty Organisation"->"Terror? A total hint: Can go in, hit any state." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Sexual Intercourse"->"Curious? Tense? Relax!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Sonia Gandhi"->"Indians go "Ha!"" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Roisin McAliskey"->"I'm IRA's sickly one." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"President Carlos Menem"->"Man's re-elected. Romps in!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"President Suharto"->"Has ruined protest." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Tony Crafter"->"T.C. - a "Y-Fronter"" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Never Mind The Bollocks!"->"Shit'll cover me knob-end!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Royal Yacht Britannia"->"At anchor...try a bay in Leith." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2000)
"Stella Artois - Reassuringly Expensive"->"A very strong ale, I see. All six pints? Sure!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2000)
"Catholics and Protestants"->"Constant: Patriots clashed." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2000)
"It's A Sin"->"Ass? In it!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2000)
"Stuart Lubbock"->"Buttocks-a-blur!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2000)
"The British Broadcasting Corporation"->"Abhorrent, boring, catastrophic idiots." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2000)
"Sales Representative"->"Isn't a real severe pest?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2000)
"Sophie, The Countess Of Wessex"->"Woe if she exposes chest to Sun." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Guitarist Eric Clapton"->"Cocaine guilt-trip star." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Lady Linda McCartney"->"My cancer didn't allay." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Victoria Caroline Adams"->"A vocalist? No, I am carried." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Armitage Shanks"->"A great sink sham." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Corey Glover, Vernon Reid, Muzzy Skillings and William Calhoun"->"Living Colour's men, in amazing loud rock...hell, sly wizardry, even!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The singer Rob Thomas"->"R'n'B gets `Smooth', I hear!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Peter Ridsdale"->"Dire Leeds prat." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"A Stanley knife"->"Taken-in safely." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2000)
"Mister Michael John Tully"->"Let the jolly irishman cum." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Intact hymen"->"Ancient myth." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2000)
"In alphabetical order"->"Airplane, boater, child." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2000)
"Charles Robert Watts"->"Screws a brothel tart." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The buck stops here"->"The boss. (Retch! Puke!)" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Robert Lindsay"->"Nob's real dirty." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Old Age Pensioner"->"Senile. (Danger: Poo!)" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Old Age Pensioner"->"Reside alone...pong." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Rick Astley"->"Real sticky." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel"->"Fans laud guitar man, plonker." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel"->"Rank duo. (Plentiful anagrams)." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Linda Ronstadt"->"An old tart's din." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Plastic surgery"->"Ugly scar stripe." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Gabrielle"->"Real bilge." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Curtains"->"Cats ruin..." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Cheltenham And Gloucester Building Society"->""The cheating c**ts get rich!". (Libel money due? Loads!)" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Superstition"->"Tips / routines." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Nolan Sisters"->"Listen...rash notes." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Mutton dressed as lamb"->"Sad old tarts. (Been mums)." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Motor racing driver Jean Alesi"->"Real geriatric in Jordan moves?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Procreation"->"Erotica / porn." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Religion"->"No girlie." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Nicholas Tresilian"->"One nihilist rascal." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Cardiff, Wales"->"Facile dwarfs." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Dolly Parton's cleavage"->"Top lady, large love-cans." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Party Political Broadcast"->"Bloody capitalist rat-crap." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Denis Thatcher"->"Ethnics-hatred." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The Prost Formula One Racing team"->"French motoring...amateurs at 'pole'." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Posh Spice Victoria Beckham"->"I'm happiest above rich cocks." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Belgian"->"Bengali." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Significant other"->"Fornicating shite." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Nocturnal emissions"->"Loins run. (Come stains)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The consultant psychiatrist"->"Christ! Stop the nasty lunatic!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
""Grease Is The Word""->"A registered show." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Milroy-Sloan"->"A silly moron." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Billy Ocean"->"Lilac ebony." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Marie Stopes"->"So, tie a sperm." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Nicholas Soames"->"O, some chins, alas!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The Royal Opera House, Covent Garden"->"Huge ace tenor over the Soprano lady." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
""Not Such An Innocent Girl""->"Cunning. (So rich, no talent!)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Rob Reiner's motion picture "When Harry Met Sally" with Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan"->"Pretty dirty...women really blush in brilliant orgasm scene. My, what a hornier cry!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Mrs Lucy Henman"->"Sly man-muncher." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Marcella Detroit"->"Red clitoral meat." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Sexual attraction"->"A tit, a c**t, oral sex." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The Open University"->"Put everyone in this!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Huntingdon Life Sciences"->"Hound gene-fitness clinic." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Princess Anne"->"Penis scanner." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Dido (Florian Cloud De Bounevialle Armstrong)"->"So-artful individual bloomed. (Record: "No Angel" )" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The Fender Telecaster"->"Secret heart-felt need." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The State of Israel"->""Soft", eh? Retaliates!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Every Picture Tells A Story"->"Virtually secretes poetry!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Songs From The Big Chair"->"Gosh! Boring farce, Smith!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Sleeping around"->"Indulge a person." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Sleeping around"->"An old penis urge." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"The fear of going to the dentist"->"Heed: Oft a sign of rotting teeth." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Stephanie Nicks"->"Thickens a penis!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Connex South East to introduce toiletless trains"->"Don't excrete, as this line's soon to cut out latrines." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Sylvia Kristel"->"Skills? Variety!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Thomas Giles Robinson"->"Astonishing bloomers!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Thomas Giles Robinson"->"No blooming arses? Shit!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"A woman trapped inside a mans body"->"N.B. I'm a warped sodomite and a pansy." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Susan Sontag"->"Anus gas? Tons!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Michael McDonald"->"Am cliched old man." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Graduate of the Plastics and Rubber Institute"->"Particular bondage fetish, but understates it!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Mary Nightingale"->"Nightmare, laying!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The anal sphincter muscle"->"Clenches, thumps a latrine." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The anal sphincter muscle"->"Such special enthralment!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Victory salute"->"Courtesy vital!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Horatio Nelson"->"Is another loon." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Sarcasm"->"Am crass." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Organised Religion"->"Ideal: Ignore groins." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Erectile dysfunction"->"Sorely c**t-deficient." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Christian values"->"Real chauvinists." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The World Toilet Summit in Singapore"->"Millions go there to dump in its water." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Thank God It's Christmas"->"Stocking-mad trash, this." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Mary Whitehouse, of The National Viewers and Listeners Association:"->"A heroine? Oh yes, as I was anti smut, sin, erotica, or lewd filth seen on a TV." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The singer Sophie Ellis-Bextor"->""Sex on legs" is horrible epithet." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Calista Flockhart"->"A fat cock's a thrill!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Valerie Singleton"->"Silver genital one." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Natalie Imbruglia's "White Lilies Island""->"Material I sell? Indistinguishable wail!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"->"Heavenly gem is eroticist's delight." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Can't Stand Losing You"->"Sting? A loony sad c**t." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Split, Croatia"->"Riots capital." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The Norwegian Royal Family"->"Only a theory: Alarming wife." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The instructions for using a bidet"->"Sit. Douche ring of butt. Rinse stain." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The astrologer Renee Francis"->"Her earnest role: Forecasting." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Bromley South"->"Tory's bumhole." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"A concert pianist"->"Can I not practise?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"A thrush infection"->"Tuna fish? No! (I retch!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Carpet burns"->"Curb parents." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Compassion in World Farming"->"Or minds for animals. (Cow `n' pig)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Persecution"->"Spite, no cure." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Steak and chips"->"Pheasant's dick." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Enormous breasts"->"So use monster bra." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Use Preparation H"->"Or pain up the arse." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"The Temptations"->"Testament to 'hip'" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Peter Stringfellow"->"Let's grope new flirt!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Burt Reynolds"->"Nob's truly red." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Gillian Taylforth"->"A long, filthy trial." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"The late Sir Donald Bradman (a legendary cricketer)"->"The dear, dear old batter really made crack innings!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"The Palestine Liberation Organisation"->"Is heritage not inalienable, patriot son?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Dirty old man"->"Randy, I'm told." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Christopher Davison"->"Rich sod. (A proven shit!)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The McLaren boss Ron Dennis"->"Bald. (Monster rich? Nonsense!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Thomas Robinson"->"Him on bass, or not?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Auto-eroticism"->"Root cause? I'm it!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Greyhound"->"Hey, dog! Run!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Dipendra"->"Rapid end." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Foetal position"->"Poofs in a toilet." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"The Betty Ford Clinic"->"Ditch bottle? Cry "fine!"" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Obstetrician"->"Creation bits." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"The singer Tina Arena"->"Ah! Entertaining arse!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"La Capella Sistina"->"All Italian spaces." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Renault Megane"->"Elegant manure!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"The Nepalese Royal family"->"Aye, open fire, slay them all." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"`The Simple Truth'."->"Truth? The MP lies." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"`The Simple Truth' charity appeal"->"The ultimate split...Archer happy!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Raising The Kursk"->"A right nukes risk." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"The late Lord Longford (Francis Aungier Pakenham)"->"Had charm. Full life against porn, No greater end, OK!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Nadine Milroy-Sloan"->"I'm a loony in slander." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Roadside speed cameras"->"See some dead rapid cars." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"The greatest harmonica player in the world"->"It's Larry Adler. Who he? The top American gent." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Ealing Broadway"->"Low agenda by IRA." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Ealing Broadway Station"->"Aye, IRA go and blast it now!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
""Sometimes I think what I do is totally insignificant and meaningless" - Tracey Emin"->"I'm shite I am. My so-called Art is a nice stinking mess"- Idiot with one talent: Fannying." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Gloria Steinem"->"In orgasm elite." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
""My Sweet Lord" by the former Beatle George Harrison"->"G.H. regrettably a "He's So Fine" melody/meter borrower." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Power In The Darkness"->"Red-hot penis-wankers." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Nelly Furtado"->"Artfully done." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Bill and Ben the Flowerpot Men (and a little `Weed')"->"Here! Plant went "Flobadob!". Well indeed. Let it, man!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2002)
"Garry Flitcroft"->"Forty-girl craft." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Prime Minister of Israel, Ariel Sharon"->"Palestinian terrorism? Fire him. (Arsehole!)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Guild Of Master Craftsmen"->"...deflects from amateur things." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Brevia panty liners"->"Invariably present." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Use Kotex Brevia panty liners"->"In, it sure prevents a leaky box!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Whitesnake singer David Coverdale"->"He'd wailed vintage seventies hard rock." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Philippe Louis Pages (alias Richard Clayderman)"->"Drippy classical piano. Hear him? Earplugs ideal!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"'My First Word Book' by Angela Wilkes"->"Blow, breast, frig, Kylie, sodomy, wank." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Williams Formula One drivers, Juan Pablo Montoya and Ralf Schumacher"->"Oh, clear podium rivals! A "Monster" from Columbia / a flashy lantern-jawed hun." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Ralf Schumacher"->"Much flasher car." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Ritalin tablets"->"Taste brilliant!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Encyclopaedia Britannica Millennium Edition"->"Lo! Unlimited eminence in an alphabetic dictionary!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea"->"Big "OK yah!" Sloanes often rang to `do lunch' here." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Andrex Toilet Tissue"->"Isn't it `deluxe' to arse?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A sewer outfall"->"Real foul waste." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Pianist Richard Clayderman"->"I'm a rancid and slithery crap." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Mid-teenagers"->"Disagreement." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Madonna Louise Ritchie"->"Harmonious, indelicate." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Classic FM radio presenter Henry Kelly"->"Here's my pretend Irish accent, really folks!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
""Never eat more than you can lift." - Miss Piggy"->""My suggestion". - The very fat porcine animal." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The footballer Rio Ferdinand"->"O, for a hot, brilliant defender!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Prince Michael Of Kent"->"Firm, elephantine cock." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Princess Michael Of Kent (Baroness Marie Christine von Reibnitz)"->"Prime racist connections serve in snobbism. (Like her Nazi father)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sid Watkins OBE"->"It is bad news, OK!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The star of `Bend It Like Beckham', actress Parminder Nagra"->"Keen team nab soccer-mad Sikh girl, her daft parents bar it." (by David Bourke by hand) (2002)
"Frank Biela, Tom Kristensen and Emanuele Pirro"->"Fine drama: Trio seek an unbroken Le Mans triple." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Johannes Chrystostomus Wolfgangus Theophilus `Amadeus' Mozart"->"Just some Austrian. (Composed many half-hour songs/waltzes, though!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Oracene Williams"->"Realise I'm a clown." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Royal Free Hospital"->"So, report a healthy life." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"After a cremation service"->"Fire...ascent..."More tea, vicar?"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Came Down, near Dorchester in Dorset"->"Rare orchids mown, scattered. No need!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Naked woman"->"One mad wank." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Completely naked"->"Deploy tackle, men!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Paris Moayedi"->"I so admire pay!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The celebrity and tennis player Miss Anna Kournikova"->"I amass kinky net porn in abundance...her tits are lovely!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The celebrity and tennis player Miss Anna Kournikova"->""Real, real nice Soviet pussy - I'd bonk it, any rank!" - T. Henman." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Otis Spunkmeyer"->"Semen purity's OK!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Musicians Union"->"Unanimous in ethics." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Musicians Union"->"Menuhin is in. A scout." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A full-frontal picture"->"C**t...real art - I pull off!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Actor Rod Steiger"->""So great!" - director." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Swiss air-traffic controllers"->"Collision! Crash! (Writ, re: staff rest?)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Who's New stand-in bass player, Pino Palladino"->"Or: Entwistle's shadow helps a band in pain play on." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The singer Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll"->"Has big ones? Shit! A remarkable, killer pair!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Director Of Public Prosecutions, Sir David Calvert-Smith"->"VIP recorded apt verdict on British...foul, hostile racist scum!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Gilbert Proesch and George Passmore"->"Proper art, or less-becoming eggheads?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents"->"Oops! Oh no!! CRASH!!! (Tried, yet certainly not effective!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Tolsa `Sophisticat Pink' cat litter"->"It's total crap...pets cloak it in shit!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sara Dallin, Keren Woodward and Siobhan Fahey"->"Work adored. Horny. (All had a few bananas inside!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Greater Manchester"->"Games centre, rather." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"John 'The Ox' Entwistle"->""Next!". (Let's join The Who!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Glasgow comedian and actor Billy Connolly"->""The Big Yin", an old Scot, an all-grey cool clown. Mad." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Using Microsoft Windows."->"Dimwits' confusion grows." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Piercing your genitals"->"Gee! A puny clitoris ring!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"David Andrew Seaman"->"Demands "naive" award." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Brands Hatch circuit, near West Kingsdown"->"Is that racing track with such renowned bends." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sir Christopher Gent"->"Richest person, right?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Bethany Grace Richards"->"Career: Randy bitch. Shag!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sir Paul McCartney and Heather Mills"->"Charm hairy slut (Linda's replacement)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A pornographic videotape"->"Chopper to a vagina. Period." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Pamela Stephenson"->"Phenomenal ass, pet!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Roy Keane Fan Club"->"Oh f**k! Nearly beaten!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Leeds United footballer Jonathan Woodgate"->"A foul little toad, he'd beers, and got one on the jaw." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Using a telephoto camera lens"->"Real menace: "I set up a long shot"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The film industry"->"Filthy rudiments." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Gonorrhoea and syphilis"->"Oh-oh! Piss in real agony, Dr!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The singer Christy Moore"->"So, Irishmen cry together!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Debbie Lancaster, the Ann Summers Vibrator Tester"->"Insert `em in, throb, scream, evaluate best brand, rest." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Morgan Tsvangirai (the leader of The Movement for Democratic Change)"->"In danger, chortled: "Free vote? Veto! - I'm facing a mammoth treason charge!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The boss of the Noble, Georgia Crematorium, Ray Brent Marsh"->"Grim! Grisly! Macabre! Not ash there, but there's a room of bone." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Spicer McColl, the Estate Agents"->"Secret acts, completing the sale." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Soiled underwear"->"Lowered, unraised!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"George Michael and Kenny Goss"->"Gays. (Once-golden Greek / his man)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Lesbian romance"->"Real basic: No men!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Rochester-upon-Medway"->"Produces hearty women." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Michael Palin: 'Around the World in Eighty Days'"->"Holiday With Dead Parrot - An Unhygienic Smell" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Heather McCartney"->"Hatchet mercenary." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Beatle and Traveling Wilbury George Harold Harrison"->"Gold heart, sheer bravery, how brilliant on guitar...a legend!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Little Book of Baby Names"->"Bob, Ken, Ethel, Ato, Fatboy Slim." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The First Lady Laura Bush"->"A tush 'Dubya' rather fills." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The instructions for using the new Lillets tampon applicator"->"Lie, lips apart. Put in one's c**t, thin string from hole. Close twat." (by David Bourke by hand) (2002)
"The President Of The United States Of America, George Walker Bush"->"We see the fight to get Osama Bin Laden, a sheer f**ked-up terrorist." (by David Bourke by hand) (2002)
"Drinking to excess"->"Dick resting, no sex." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"How many times must the cannon balls fly before they're forever banned?"->"Maybe not even the flimsy effluent-crooner Mr Bob Dylan has the answer!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2002)
"Philip Treacy"->"Pricy hat pile." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Wimbledon lawn tennis tournament"->""New balls!"...Tim Henman to win! (End not true!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Soho, Westminster."->"Most whores set in..." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"An Olivetti computer"->"Ultra-competitive? No!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The American astronomer Edwin Powell Hubble"->"I'm honorable man with a blurred new telescope." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"General Colin Luther Powell"->"He'll pull large erection now." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Infertile"->"Life-inert." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Heavily pregnant"->"Vagina entry? Help!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"William Henry Gates"->"Really win this game." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Domestic violence"->"See: condole victim." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Diana, The Princess of Wales's Memorial Fountain"->"Is final shrine to a late famous woman. (Di Spencer)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Colonel Sanders' Kentucky Fried Chicken"->"Foul skinny cocks enriched late redneck." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Plastic Bertrand"->"Talents? Birdcrap!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Woody Allen, the film director. (Allen Stewart Konigsberg)"->"Sweet little flirt Soon-Yi? Bollocked her rawn'ragged, man!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Dirty whore"->"Worthy ride!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Non-Specific Urethritis"->"Surprise itch/infection." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Non-Specific Urethritis"->"It's super-rich infection." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Non-Specific Urethritis"->"Terrific suspicion, then?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The swimmer Ian Thorpe"->"Oh, this premier wet man!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Breast implants"->"Meant bra splits." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The footballer Ronaldo"->"Rather notable old fool." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Paradise Lost"->"Despairs a lot." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Formula One Austrian Grand Prix"->"German also-ran had to fix it up! Re-run!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A Finger of Fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat"->"Hey, it fed, I guess, four/five junk-eating rug-rats. A dog too!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sherron Watkins"->"What Enron risks." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Michael Gerald Tyson"->"Screamed loathingly." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Michael Tyson"->"In macho style." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The singer Rod Stewart"->"Shattered songwriter." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Maurits Cornelis Escher"->"Semi-circular otherness." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Fraction"->"Factor in." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Shakin' Stevens"->"Sinks a seventh." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sir Anthony Bamford"->"I abhor damn Y-Fronts!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Featherstone Lodge, in Forest Hill"->"Filth-redolent foolish teenagers." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The dancer Wayne Sleep"->"Leap/descent anywhere." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Good table manners"->"No bloated Germans." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Michael Thomas Tucker"->"Such a rock-metal hit, me." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Michael Thomas Tucker"->"Much theatrical smoke." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Intellectualism"->"Ultimate in cells." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Oscar Emmanuel Peterson"->"One supreme smart-alec, no?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Oscar Emmanuel Peterson"->"A replacement's enormous!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders"->"All mad morons, daft cretins, a total nutcase...insight is aided." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Gibson Les Paul"->"Hot, pleasing blues." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A bit on the side"->"Bet he's an idiot!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Milan Baros"->"...is abnormal." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Ravel's Bolero"->"Overall, bores." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Vivaldi - The Four Seasons"->"For the suave...sad violins." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A case of mistaken identity"->"Taken aside..."It is NOT my face!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Darius Danesh"->"A reddish anus." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Dolphin Taylor"->"Hi, Dolly Parton!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The American Sexually Transmitted Diseases Association"->"Ladies! Men! Itch cause is extra-marital session, not a steady!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Missionary position"->"Irish to impose. Stay in? No!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Perpetual motion"->"Population meter." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Undertones lead singer Feargal Sharkey"->"He's a fast-erased Northern Ireland ugly geek." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Ronettes"->"Rotten, these!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Operation Tay Bridge"->"Inebriated go to pray." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Clarence House"->"Nacreous leech." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Leeds United Football Club"->"Labelled "doubtful" section." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Musician Oscar Peterson"->"No accurate impressions." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The president of Iraq Saddam Hussein"->"Orders passed: Finish quite hated man." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Ronettes"->"On the street." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Deacon Blue singer Lorraine McIntosh"->"Unseen here? Cool - I'm rather big in Scotland!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"White porcelain"->"I crap in wet hole." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"June Whitfield"->"When I jet fluid." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Getting an erection"->"Intent: Egg, creation." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Designated driver"->"Greater dividends." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Australian culture"->"Unusual art article." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Gurbux Singh, the Chairman of the Commission for Racial Equality"->"Is rich Asian man...he quit, got extra money. (Calls of horrific humbug!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The cigarette and tobacco industry"->"Death by cancer, to distinct outrage." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The planet Earth"->"Elephant threat." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The `Rapiscan Secure' airport customs X-ray system"->"Camera sees your sexy snatch, tits, or rump. Scrap it!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Alpine traditions"->"Nationalist pride." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A wolf-whistle"->"What low-lifes!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"UN Weapons Inspectors"->"New purpose: Sanctions." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Leo Sayer's 'The Definitive Hits Collection'"->"Tiny little sod...he is vile! Cheerio, snot-face!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Alpine"->"Nepali." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Deacon Blue lead singer Ricky Ross"->"Transcribed `Real Gone Kid'. (Cheesy soul)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Nationalist"->"Not Italians!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Prince Rogers Nelson of Minneapolis"->"Improper, nonsensical, sneering fool." (by David Bourke by hand) (2002)
"Prince Rogers Nelson of Minneapolis"->"Inner sloppiness. (I'm no longer a force)." (by David Bourke by hand) (2002)
"Anthony Davidson"->"Not in a shoddy van." (by David Bourke by hand) (2002)
"Francis Albert Sinatra"->"Irritants / banal farces." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The saxophonist Candy Dulfer"->"Red-hot Dutch fox plays insane!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Norwegian Manchester City footballer Alf-Inge Haaland"->"Felled by an Irishman...carnage, now the threat of legal action." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sacramento Kings"->"Menacing stars, OK!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The National Rifle Association"->"Isolate a sect for annihilation." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The League Table Of Top Contributors"->"Foul Rochester git to top. Unbeatable?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Pretenders lead vocalist and rhythm guitarist Chrissie Hynde"->"Yes, do play! Hundreds cheer her, the strident animal rights activist." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Roy Sydney George Hattersley, Labour MP."->"Old, grey...regrettably, he sprays on you/me." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sectarian"->"IRA stance." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sectarianism"->"IRA semantics." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sildenafil citrate"->"Realistic, inflated." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sildenafil citrate"->"Artificial end? Let's!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sildenafil citrate"->"Alice's infiltrated!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Replica football shirts"->"Profitable...cash, it rolls!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Singapore Sling"->"I piss long-range." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Acting Profession"->"Cheating poofters sin." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Claudio Monteverdi"->"Our melodic deviant." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Exotic Dancers"->"Concise: X-rated." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Exotic Dancers"->"AC/DC exertions." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Exotic Dancers"->"Excited acorns." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"La Giaconda's smile"->"Sad, locals imagine." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A racing tipster"->"Practise rating." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A racing tipster"->"Intricate grasp." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A racing tipster"->"Geriatric. Pants!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Picabo Street"->"Crepitate, sob." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Oscar Fingal O'Flaherty Wills Wilde"->"Iffy show-trial allows Reading cell." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Oscar Fingal O'Flaherty Wills Wilde"->"Frig filthily. (As well as Noel Coward!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Oscar Fingal O'Flaherty Wills Wilde"->"Fornicate frigidly, shallow as well." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Oscar Fingal O'Flaherty Wills Wilde"->"A filthy rascal's well-glorified now!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"William Butler Yeats"->"Suitable merit: Wally." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Doctor Niles Crane"->"Increased control." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Doctor Niles Crane"->"Scrotal endocrine." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Moira Stewart"->"Wartime rotas." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Michael Flatley"->"All itchy female." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Political Editor Andrew Marr"->"Tepid coward, or terminal liar?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Political Editor Andrew Marr"->"Diplomatic Eritrean warlord." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Political Editor Andrew Marr"->"Parliament-directorial word." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Political Editor Andrew Marr"->"Irritated warlord/policeman." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Political Editor Andrew Marr"->"Attain empirical world order." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"American English"->"Alarming Chinese." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The actress Kirsten Dunst"->"Tests read: "Her c**t stinks!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"'A Soldier's Way' - Colin Powell"->"Really sad, low policies now." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"'A Soldier's Way' - Colin Powell"->"One swallows periodically." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Are you still a virgin?"->"Originally's a virtue." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"An erection"->"One certain!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Three score years and ten"->"Ne'er rot? Death necessary!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Anders Limpar"->"Drain sampler." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Mats Wilander"->"Trawl maidens." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Lotthar Matthaeus"->"That amateur sloth." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Walter Cronkite"->"To wreck latrine." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Pru Leith"->"Up Hitler!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Christy Turlington"->"Nightly instructor." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Rampton, the special secure hospital."->"Top lunatics / rapists? Oh, place `em here!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sir Noel Pierce Coward"->"Oscar Wilde RIP? Encore!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Stanley Clarke, the bassist from `Return To Forever'"->"Hot, fast Alembic retro-funk? Tons! Rarely ever rests!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Word games"->"We'd orgasm!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Bruised and battered"->"Brute? Bastard? Indeed!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Badly decomposed"->"Dead body compels." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The RSPCA (The Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals)"->"If (in error) a person flattens your vile cat Sooty, they help to catch em!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2002)
"The National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children"->"Horror of an innocent little life? They, care types, vouch to end it." (by David Bourke by hand) (2002)
"The top motorcyclist Barry Sheene"->"Cancer? Pity! So shortly home, better?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Singer Natalie Imbruglia"->""Tit!"... I libel her...Anagram Genius." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Miss World Beauty Contest"->"Worthless, mutated obscenity." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Miss World Beauty Contest"->"Badly-written. Those costumes!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A bunch of red roses"->"Herbaceous fronds." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Gay intercourse"->"Guys' recreation." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Staples - The Office Superstore"->"'Sheets-of-paper' to 'Files' (etc.)`R'-Us." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Millbank Tower"->"Lab "Kremlin Two"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sgt. Gilmore and PC Ashton"->"Rash men. (Cottaging plods.)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Nice legs, shame about the face"->"That gauche beef, Monica Seles?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Tina Weymouth"->"Why omit a tune?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Tina Weymouth"->"I'm way-out, then!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The late Eva Cassidy"->"Lady achieves taste." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Reproduction"->"Droopier c**t." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The singer Nicole Marie Appleton"->"An emotional cripple. (Genre: shite)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The singer Christina Maria Aguilera"->"Hear music. (Rather genitalia-raising!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sandra Annette Bullock"->"Rank: Cutest belladonna." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Laura Jean Reese Witherspoon"->"Another journalese arsewipe." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Beyonce Gisele Knowles"->"Eye obscene swelling, OK!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Six Feet Under"->"Fixed tenures." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The actress Sharon Stone"->"Hot arse enchants tosser." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards"->"Others talk: "The geriatric nihilist's on drugs!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Alice B. Toklas"->"Sociable talk." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Alice B. Toklas"->"Labial socket." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Miguel de Cervantes"->"Evangelised rectum." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Arthur Annesley Ronald Firbank"->"Infernally dark, abhorrent anus." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Alan Mathison Turing"->"I am a stunning harlot." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sir Roger Casement"->"Re-enters, orgasmic." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sir Roger David Casement"->"Dared Germans' victories." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Gertrude Stein"->"Registered nut." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The London Area Air Traffic Control Centre at Swanwick"->"Halt now! Reason? Aircraft accident wreck, total inferno." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Paul Robeson"->"Anusol probe." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Leonard Bernstein"->"Benders on latrine." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Maria Schneider"->"Admirers in each." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Decleor Paris"->"Special order." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Decleor Paris"->"Price loaders." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Martin Edwards"->"Damn it! Drawers!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Bo Derek (Mary Cathleen Collins)"->"Bloody hell, mine's a cracker! Ten!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Meatloaf (Marvin Lee Aday)"->"A very fat man, a lame oldie." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Young, free, and single"->"Eager (sign: fly undone)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Bent over"->"Verboten." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Prostitution racket"->"I pork tarts...in, out, etc." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A cosmetic surgeon"->"See magic contours." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A cosmetic surgeon"->"Cute nose! Orgasmic!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Getting an erection"->"Entering, ego intact." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Losing an erection"->"Erotic signal? None." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Losing an erection"->"Al Gore is innocent!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Michael Andretti"->"I am rich, talented." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Edward Kennedy "Duke" Ellington"->"Wrinkled legend, odd Yankee nut." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Thomas `Sean' Connery"->"Arty macho nonsense." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The singer Kylie Ann Minogue"->"Genuine nightly noisemaker." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Danielle Minogue"->"Genuine lame idol." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A country singer"->"Signature: corny." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Paul Raymond Publications"->"I am culpably a porno nudist." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Paul Raymond Publications Ltd."->"Bum...c**t...porn...a dildo - it all pays!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Fosters advertisement slogan "He who drinks Australian, thinks Australian""->"Now fair dinkum Sheila dear! So get us a tin eh? Slake that thirst! (Servant snarls "No!")" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Roger Waters"->"Regrets a row." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Oleta Adams"->"Loadsameat!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Michael Mesterton-Gibbons"->"Becoming silent maths bore." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Michael Mesterton-Gibbons"->"Combining theorems/tables." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Michael Mesterton-Gibbons"->"Some malcontent...gibberish!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Michael Mesterton-Gibbons"->"Snobbish, geometric, mental." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Crusader Holidays"->"Desirous charlady." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Harvest Celebrations"->"Overt charitableness." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Yosemite Sam"->"Seems I'm a toy." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Anagram Genius"->"Enraging Usama." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Leslie Wonderman"->"...remained swollen!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Formula One World Motor Racing Championship"->"Peril...M. Schumacher on top far too long! (Minardi? Who?)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Oswald Mosley"->"Moody, lawless." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Walter Mosley"->"Yellow stream." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The British National Party"->"Inhabitants pray to Hitler." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"American politics"->"Capitalism in core." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"American politics"->"Empirical actions." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"American politics"->"Race implications." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"American politics"->"Police anti-racism." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"German politics"->"Liars competing." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"President Robert Gabriel Mugabe"->"Embittered person: "Blair? A bugger!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Robert Mugabe's regime"->"Remember big outrages." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Margaret Hilda Roberts"->"A grim old bat...arrest her!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"`Red Light' district"->""Third leg" district." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Kim Moon (Maryse Elizabeth Patricia Kerrigan)"->""Keith's too bizarre...keep 'im! - I marry Ian McLagan"." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Silverstone, Northamptonshire."->"Environmental sport? Horseshit!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Harvey Goldsmith"->"High stardom levy." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
""It is all Greek to me!""->""Gemlike!" - Aristotle." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Natalie Hershlag (Portman)"->"A phenomenal star alright!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Natalie Hershlag"->"Hell! An irate shag!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Vickie Lynn Hogan"->"Anchovy likening." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"President Emile Lahoud"->"Impudent idle arsehole." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Nurse Edith Cavell"->"Ethics unravelled." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Nurse Edith Cavell"->"Declare 'Hun' vilest." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Paranormal activities"->"Anti-social vampire rat." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Statue of Liberty"->"Beauty itself? Rot!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A Starvation Diet"->"Ain't "avoid treats"?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The girl group 'Atomic Kitten' (Natasha Hamilton, Jennifer Frost and Elizabeth McClarnon)."->"Oh them hot dancing tarts hollering bizarre crap -Minimal tunes, in fact FA talent-no joke." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Method acting"->"Dogmatic, then?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Importance of Being Earnest"->"The petite manner of being Oscar." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The actress Rita Hayworth"->"Hot star, hairy twat. Cheers!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A practising homosexual"->"Rough, passionate climax." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A practising homosexual"->"Orgasmic exhaustion, pal!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The actor Michael Elphick"->"There I am...the phallic cock!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Old Age Pensioner"->"Ignored? Please, no!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
""Unless I'm Very Much Mistaken" - The autobiography of Murray Walker, OBE."->"Yes, pure motor racing enthusiasm by him. (Every U.K. formula). What a bloke!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2002)
"Lobster Thermidor"->"Broiled, short-term." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The stationers shop"->"Tits 'n' arse photos, eh!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Nelson Piquet Souto Maior"->"Into `pole' quotas, monsieur?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Nelson Piquet Souto Maior"->"Quotations? Enormous pile!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Nelson Souto Maior"->"A monstrous loonie." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A Christian Fundamentalist"->"Iain Duncan-Smith, stale fart." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Christian Fundamentalism"->"Fanatics mind `Lutheranism'." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Ryuichi Sakamoto"->"I'm such a riot, okay?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Mel Gaynor"->"Ya mongrel!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
""Underneath Your Clothes" by Shakira"->"Hairy nuts, hard knob, cutey arsehole." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The womens anti-perspirant/deodorant `Sure' - "It Won't Let You Down""->"Prone to non-stop underarm sweat without need, ladies? Try it now!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Bedrich Smetana"->"I enacted Brahms." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Oscar Hammerstein"->"North America mess." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Oscar Hammerstein"->"Choirmaster's name?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Keith Emerson, Greg Lake and Carl Palmer"->""Aarrrgh!!!" (Old gentlemen like pacemakers!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Friends Reunited"->"Find rude entries?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Beginner's All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code"->"Computer genius? Brains collection? Nerd? Possibly!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Guenther Steiner"->"Seeing `the return'." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Michael Peter Balzary"->"Bizarrely cheap metal." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Anthony Kiedis"->"I, hedonist yank." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
""The Downing Street Years" - The autobiography of Margaret Thatcher"->"The truth? Eighteen so-arrogant years of Tory greed. A `PM'? What a bitch!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Lardbucket"->"Carted bulk." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Billy Sheehan ('Talas' and 'Mr Big')"->"In bass metal, highly darn able." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Billy Sheehan (of 'Talas', `Niacin' and 'Mr Big')"->"Behold! Ancient hairy flailing bassman!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Downing Street Years"->"Greedy twits share No. Ten." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Mike Anthony"->"Hint: A monkey." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Mike Anthony"->"I'm the yank, no?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Geddy Lee (Gary Weinrib)"->"Aged, be-lined, grey, wiry." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Geddy Lee (Gary Lee Weinrib)"->"Bewilderingly eager-eyed." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Neil Peart"->"Real inept." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The actress Reese Witherspoon"->"Stresses "Wear protection, he he!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Mains powered"->"Women despair." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
""More Than A Feeling" by Boston"->"Abominable song. Teeny froth." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Giovanna Amati"->"A vagina, am I not?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Kevin Richardson"->"Dick varnisher, no?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Richard Christopher Wakeman"->"Remain `harpsichord-thwacker'." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Richard Christopher Wakeman"->"Hit hard, wreck pianos. (Charmer!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Richard Christopher Wakeman from `Yes'"->"Former hard rocker with his many capes!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The singer Madonna"->"Neat minge. Hard-ons." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Lost In Space"->"Lone spastic." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Arthur Dent"->"Hard nutter." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The singer Prince"->"Rich penis-regent." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Meaning of Life"->"Effeminate holing." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Playing hard to get"->"Adopting lethargy." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Neville Shute Norway"->"Easy Hull vote-winner." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The England and Manchester United footballer Norbert Stiles"->"Gentleman. (Undesirable credentials: short, bald, no front teeth)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
""An Evil Cradling" - Brian Keenan"->"In an Arab cell - engraved in ink." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Alan Patrick Mullery"->"Naturally lame prick." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Belinda Jo Carlisle Kurczesky"->"Unreliable, LSD-crazy sick joke." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Brian Leslie Labone"->"A lesbian rebellion." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sue Lawley, the presenter of the radio programme 'Desert Island Discs'"->"I'm pretend-marooned, she plays eight records. (Tasteful wireless, dear!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Peter Gary Tatchell"->"Rectally apt: "Get her!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The conductor Michael Tilson Thomas"->"Cold musical monotone hits the chart." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The sisters Natalie and Nicole Appleton"->"'All Saints' entice, drop panties. (Neat hole!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The All Saints singer Melanie Ruth Blatt"->"She's lean! Thrilling talent! I masturbate!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2002)
"All Saints"->"All Stains." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The All Saints singer Shaznay Tricia Lewis"->"Saint? SAINT?!! She is a crazy girl! Well, ain't she?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The All Saints singer Natalie Appleton"->"It's plain, alas: No talent, genital herpes." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Education Secretary Estelle Morris"->"Redirects school: "Yes! Literate, numerate!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Education Secretary Estelle Morris"->"Decrees: "Literature in the classroom yet!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Racial stereotyping"->"Italians? Grocer type." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Edwina Currie, the ex-MP for Derbyshire South"->"Bitch has sex with our four-eyed nerd Premier!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The ex-Prime Minister John Major"->"I'm a rhino horn jism-jet expert, me!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Ontario singer Avril Lavigne"->"Still a virgin? Na! Rot! (I gave her one!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sing If You're Glad To Be Gay"->"Duly fist Boy George again." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Peter Marc Almond"->"Ramrod placement." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Lisa Stansfield"->"A daft silliness." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The tobogganist Carina Willoughby"->"With goal: A slogan on her big icy butt." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"->"Chained? Folly! Her man walks out on her." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Victoria Beckham's autobiography "Learning To Fly""->"Active publicity again for Brooklyn's mother. (A hag!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Rita Tushingham"->"In truth, I'm a shag." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Danish singer Whigfield (Sannie Charlotte Carlson)"->"Farcical, talentless, shining one-hit wonder? I'd shag her!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sir Edward Heath"->"Reward?..."Shithead!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The cosmonaut Valentina Tereshkova"->"Task: A Soviet launch at the moon? Never!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Goldie Studlendgehawn"->"Tough, and well-designed." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Goldie Studlendgehawn"->"Did tease well-hung dong." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sir Stirling Moss, OBE"->"Motoring bliss rises!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Christopher Sean Lowe"->"Switch-prone arsehole." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Christopher Sean Lowe"->"Hire a worthless ponce." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Christopher Sean Lowe"->"Arsehole pest, now rich." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Tonya Harding"->"Hit...darn agony!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Tony Bullimore"->"Truly mobile? No!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Alan Shearer OBE"->"An erasable hero." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Robert Lee Hayes"->"They're earlobes." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Victoria Beckham's autobiography "Learning To Fly""->"Caviare, champagne, or 'football king' history...buy it!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Indianapolis Motor Speedway circuit"->"'Indy Cars' lap it, speed to a heroic win. (I'm out!)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Stevie Ray Vaughan and Double Trouble"->"To heaven - a very loud blues guitar band!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Victoria Beckham's autobiography "Learning To Fly""->"A lucky story of a thin bimbo icon. (e.g. A right palaver!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Antonio Salieri"->"Or: Italian noise." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Arturo Toscanini"->"Oration, curtains." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Singer Michael Stipe"->"I mean The Spice Girls." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Conservative Party Conference"->"Even the coy perverts can fornicate." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The singer Nelly Kim Furtado"->"Masterly! No funkier delight!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The actor Tom Hanks"->"That macho stonker." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Michael Patrick Mesterton-Gibbons"->"Mathematics king, or inept cobblers?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Ejaculate"->"A clue: a jet." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Chris Thomas-King"->"Smashing rock hit." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Northern Ireland Blood Transfusion Service"->"The blind innocents used, after novel IRA horrors." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Spice Girl Geraldine Estelle Halliwell's autobiography "Geri: Just For The Record""->"Cringe! Really huge ego. What a life-She's just a shrill decrepit old trollop. Retire I beg." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Lee Buck Trevino"->"Blue-vein rocket!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Lee Buck Trevino"->"I've neck trouble." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Michael Patrick Mesterton-Gibbons"->"Cos, tan, Pi, trig, bin...the bloke crams `em!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The singer and guitarist Mark Freuder Knopfler"->"Gruff geek in Dire Straits, true man, hard plonker." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Bassist Noel Redding"->"Tangible sordidness." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The producer George Martin"->"EMI record great group, then?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"George Martin"->"Rogering mate." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The actress Anita Dobson"->"Croons. (Habitat's "East End")." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Queen guitarist Brian Harold May"->"May retain the quite absurd long hair!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
""Fools Rush In" (Anthea Turner biography)"->"The unsung story of a horrible piranha." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The wife's best friend"->"It stiffens. Where? Bed!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Michael Patrick Mesterton-Gibbons"->"Competent, sticks algebra in rhombi." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Brighton nudist beach"->"Curb hedonist bathing." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Saint Louis Rams"->"Missourian. Last." (by David Bourke (after Micah Newman) using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Honourable Company of Edinburgh Golfers"->"Buff in rough? Dangler problems? Och aye the noo!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Indian Restaurant"->"'Nan' irritated anus." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Western Philosophy"->"Worships telephony." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Yale University"->"Entirely Ivy. (USA)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Auto-eroticism"->"Atrocious time!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Tales From Topographic Oceans"->"A composing of sheer, total crap." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Bob Enyart Live"->"Viable rentboy." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Linda Louise McCartney"->"Culinary, sliced no meat." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The clarinettist Julian Bliss"->"This brilliant ace! Just listen!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Rick Rothstein"->"Hot nicer skirt." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The President Of The United States Of America, George Walker Bush"->"The twit threatens Baghdad. (To make sure of oil preference, I guess!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The President Of The United States Of America, George Walker Bush"->"Guttersnipe emerges later. (His father's a boneheaded f**kwit too!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Anne-Sophie Mutter"->"Menuhin operettas." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Anne-Sophie Mutter"->"Atmosphere, in tune." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Lisa Duncombe"->"Musical-boned." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Lisa Duncombe"->"Nomadic blues." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Murray Perahia"->"Hairy rump area." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Russell Watson"->"Strauss? Well, no!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Jay Aston (the singer from the group 'Bucks Fizz')"->"Once her skirt's off, hop it! Buy 'jazz mags', urgent!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The singer Carol Ann Decker"->"Gnarled ancient rocker, she." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Steven Isserlis"->"Listens, revises." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The violinist Anne-Sophie Mutter"->"Tuition at home? She lets Previn in!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Nigel Lawson"->"Wine? Gallons!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Cocaine dealers"->"...conceal readies." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"David Lee Roth, Samuel Roy Hagar and Gary Francis Caine Cherone"->"A demoniac roar! They're loud, hairy, crag-faced Van Halen singers." (by David Bourke by hand) (2002)
"Ulrika Jonsson's autobiography "Honest""->"Eriksson in. (Just about!) - Harsh, no apology." (by David Bourke by hand) (2002)
"Ulrika Jonsson - "Honest""->"Oh, one's journals stink!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Ulrika Jonsson"->"Sin journals, OK." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Doctor Mario Theissen"->"So, inside the motorcar?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Doctor Mario Theissen"->"Hedonistic motor arse." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A Pilgrimage to Lourdes"->"Misled purgatorial ego." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"David Tremayne"->"Dreamy deviant." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"David Tremayne"->"Demand variety." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Roger Penske"->"Greek person." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Helio Castroneves"->"Loves the car noise." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The South African golfer Retief Goosen"->"Fore! Tee-off, right in hole. (Got assurance!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Nia Vardalos"->"Anal advisor." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Dame Gillian Constance Weir"->"Acclaimed new organ...I listen." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The television presenter Graham Norton"->"Oh man! Arsehole pervert! Not interesting!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sir Paul McCartney, the lead singer of The Beatles"->"A mental scouser, a bleeding-heart rich, lefty pest." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
""Writing Home" - Alan Bennett"->"Note: Gentleman with brain." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Paul Burrell (formerly the butler to the late Diana, Princess of Wales)"->"He'll sell secrets to fun paper. (The Daily Mirror). Foul, unbearable twat!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Cristiano da Matta"->"I'm a scrota and a tit." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Steven Demetre Georgiou / Cat Stevens / Yusuf Islam"->""Devout seventies songs? Feel my music!". (A true great!)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The late British comedian, actor and keyboard player Dudley Stuart John Moore"->"Dead. Both dead. Not only Peter Cook...but also him. (Just hilarity and a merry career)." (by David Bourke by hand) (2002)
"Nigel David Short"->"This gonad drivel." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Christine Stephen-Daly"->"Thespian dish, recently." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Diana Earle Ross"->"Alas! Senior, dear!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Marc Anthony"->"Harmony? Can't!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The singer Marvin Pentz Gaye"->"'Hit' prevents amazing energy!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Leslie Sebastian Charles"->"Re-establish silence, alas." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Leslie Sebastian Charles"->"Ache! (Labial tirelessness!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Seal Henry Samuel"->"A smelly anus here." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Seal Henry Samuel"->"Aurally enmeshes." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"General Augusto Ugarte Pinochet"->"'Torture' encapsulating a huge ego." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Augusto Ugarte Pinochet"->"Naughtiest coup outrage." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Augusto Ugarte Pinochet"->"Outrageous! (Inept, caught)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The West Country"->"Nutty cows there!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Lister Hospital"->"So, it triples health?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sir Michael Peat"->"I am Chas' PR elite." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sir Michael Peat"->"Capitalism here!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Peter Mackintosh"->"Thick meat person." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Peter Mackintosh"->"Prick, honest mate!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Michael David Fawcett"->"Am half-witted vice cad." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Charles, The Prince Of Wales"->"Phallic references? So what!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Tolga Kashif"->"A flash git, OK?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Russell 'The Voice' Watson"->"Who? Anus/testicles lover!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Renault Vel Satis"->"Travel in lush estate." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The singer Lesley Garrett"->"Energy/great tits sell her!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Alice Cooper (Vincent Damon Furnier)"->"Viper-influenced American to croon." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Diana Frances Spencer"->"Ascend Paris (en France)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sir Simon Denis Rattle"->"Disinterest in morals." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Louise Bonsall"->"Lullabies soon?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Stephanie Ryton"->"Penetration-shy." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Stephanie Ryton"->"Insane, potty, her." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Stephanie Ryton"->"A tiny poser, then?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Lady Diana Frances Spencer, The Princess Of Wales"->"Stiff decays on her island. Newspaper clearances?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Carlton Ridenhour"->"Real horrid c**t, no?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Gerald Dankin"->"Naked, darling?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Gerald Dankin"->"Dangle in dark." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Dennis Dunaway"->"An unwise dandy." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Dennis Dale Dunaway"->"Wild-eyed and an anus." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The singer Donovan Philip Leitch"->"Short old hippie - enchanting live!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Antoine Carraby"->"Reactionary ban." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Margaret Hodge"->"Dogma gatherer." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Margaret Hodge"->"Haggard, remote." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Anne, The Princess Royal"->"Canine leaps, then "Sorry!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Dangerous Dogs Act"->"...or cats end shagged-out!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Cecil Edward Parkinson"->"Old wanker. (Rancid Spice!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Angela Mason, Director of the 'Women And Equality Unit'"->"I'm a men-hating old trout and a queer lefty cow. (So inane!)" (by David Bourke by hand) (2002)
"The England Cricket squad"->"Grand techniques tackled." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The England Cricket Team"->"Rich gentlemen attacked." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Commonwealth of Australia"->"A lot of taut women charm. ("Sheila!")." (by David Bourke by hand) (2002)
"Rome, the capital of Italy"->"Mafia top, theoretically." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Nigerian single mother Amina Lawal"->""Harlot", gentlemen in Sharia law imagine." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Timothy Wetherspoon"->"Hoy! The two more pints?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Paul Yaw Boateng, MP"->"Gaytown bum-appeal." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The singer Charles Eugene Patrick Boone"->"Geriatric creep. (A huge knob, nonetheless!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The singer Charles Eugene Patrick Boone"->"Ancient crooner. The bugger likes a sheep!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Buffy The Backside Slayer"->"Flabby arse? Hey, it's f**ked!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"National Express"->"Anal sex penis rot." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Meridian Broadcasting"->""Brain-dead gits!" - Marconi." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The singer Charles Eugene Patrick Boone"->"He began serene, then...religious crackpot!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Osbournes"->"So, bore us then!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Pearl Assurance"->"Ensure crap, alas!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Wayne Roberts"->"Rest weary nob." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Melinda Roberts"->"So damn terrible!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Clifford Thomas Ward"->"Cold. (Fast-forward him!)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Hillside Animal Sanctuary"->"Sadistic? Really inhumane? Halt!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Ross Brawn, the Ferrari Technical Director"->"A rich bastard, terror of the winners' circle." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Radio Times"->"I am so tired." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Radio Times"->"Hordes imitate..." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Radio Times"->"Rot. Media shite." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"'Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats' by Thomas Stearns Eliot"->"Poems of school classroom about kittens. (Typical bastards!)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Actress Marisa Tomei"->"A semiotic smartarse." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Apollo Thirteen"->"Top latrine-hole." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Austin D. Powers"->"Own up! Disaster!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Austin D. Powers"->"Stupid arse, now!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Bernard Stanley "Acker" Bilk"->"Rank clarinet-keys dabbler." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Miss Monica Samille Lewinsky"->"Ice 'n' lemon? Kiss my ass, William!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Declan Galbraith"->"Great banal child!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Epicurean delights"->"Include the pig's ear!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Irritable Bowel Syndrome"->"Intolerable wormy debris." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The mathematician Maurice Rene Frechet"->"Am the numerate Frenchie arithmetic ace!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Laurence Cottle"->"Recollect a tune." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Mo Foster"->"Foremost." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The television gardener Alan Titchmarsh"->"He created right environmental shit, alas!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Robert Burns"->"Torn rubbers." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The stereophonics"->"Ethnic roots: Sheep!" (by David Bourke (inspired by Joe Fathallah) using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Charlotte Elouise Dimmock"->"O, me milk-coloured tits ache!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Catherine Mary Bush"->"Charms, in her beauty." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Charles Villiers Stanford"->"Drain first-level scholars." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The television gardener Charlotte Elouise Dimmock"->"Keen? I do love to stimulate her clematis / green orchid!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The former President Of The United States Of America, James Earl Carter"->"Rose from peanut farmer to a rich elder statesman / jet-setter / chief aide." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"William Scott Bruford"->"Drum-roll of basic twit." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Irish Abortion Referendum"->"I'd father minor in her, to be sure." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The budgerigar"->"Huge great bird." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Queen lead singer Freddie Mercury"->"Yes men, a quite rude red-ringed felcher!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Queen bass guitarist John Richard Deacon"->"Boring...square...detached...just an anchor - he is it!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Peter Clarence Foster"->"Re: Fleet St. crap..."Encore!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Peter Clarence Foster"->"A perfect recent loser." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Peter Clarence Foster"->"Top rectal references." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Peter Clarence Foster"->"Carole's perfect! Enter!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Peter Clarence Foster"->"Recent carefree plots." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Monica's Story"->"Toss...acrimony!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"President Clinton"->"Nondescript let in." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Tony and Cherie Blair"->"Acted horribly inane." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen"->"Oh man! Pinhead queerboys!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Cole Albert Porter"->"Cerebrate trollop." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Declan Galbraith"->"Charting ballade." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Louis Daniel Armstrong"->"So, I'm an ultra-old singer." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Stephanie Flanders"->"Trades halfpennies." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Status Quo singer and guitarist Francis Michael Dominic Nicholas Rossi"->"Shit! I'm long-haired, out-of-tune, narcissistic, no charisma...tragic squalidness!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"No more lonely nights"->"Yelling moron, honest!" (by David Bourke (after Zoran) using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"->"Actual snow! Tons! It's magic, no?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Culture Club bass guitarist Michael Emile Craig"->"Multi-racial herbal-substitute reggae music cliche." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Watney's Red Barrel"->""Water", by slanderer." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Watney's Red Barrel"->"Nearly brewed rats?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Simon Wiesenthal Center, Los Angeles, California, USA."->""Front-Wheelers" in alliances against holocaust enemies." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Trescothick"->"Cricket shot!" (by Joe Fathallah (Inspired by David Bourke) by hand) (2002)
"The session drummer Simon Peter Phillips"->"Inspire me. "Multiple rimshots!", he responds." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Michael Joseph Porcaro"->"Chic pop? Major arsehole." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Ingemar Stenmark"->""Mr. Skier Man" (a gent)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Glenn Martin Tilbrook"->"Moral? Blinking rotten!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Glenn Martin Tilbrook"->"Boner-tinkling mortal." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Christopher Difford"->"Dither, rip chords off." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Julian Miles Holland"->"Noise in hall? Dull jam!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"David Leslie Gilson Lavis"->"A saving: "I sell vile dildos"." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Andrew Metcalfe"->"Lewd fart menace." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sir Alan Bates"->"...is an able star." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sir Alan Bates"->"It's banal arse." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Mercury Phoenix Trust"->"Truth, honey? Rectum sex...R.I.P." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Mercury Phoenix Trust"->"Sex? Try the rump. Hit? No cure." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Joseph Constantine Fathallah"->"Elton John fanatic, alas! ("Shh, pet!")." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Paul Kelleher, of Isleworth."->"Kill the powerful arsehole." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Paul Nicholas"->"A phallus icon." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Paul Nicholas"->"A plain slouch." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"'Mouldy Old Dough' by Lieutenant Pigeon"->"Let huge, mute, ugly old biddy on piano? No!!!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Rolling Stones - 'Forty Licks'"->"Filthiest rock'n'roll songs yet." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Amilcare Ponchielli"->"...'ell, I'm a necrophiliac!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Domenico Scarlatti"->"Melodic castration." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Domenico Scarlatti"->"Scrotal decimation." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Domenico Scarlatti"->"Metal accordionist." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Domenico Scarlatti"->"Italian CD rot comes." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Kings Cross (The London Borough Of Camden)"->"Hordes snog, condoms on. (A f**king brothel!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"'Bittersweet Symphony'"->"Why, Stones-type timbre!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Cable television"->"Bestial violence." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Cable television"->"Noticeable evils." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Cable television"->"Live! Obscene tail!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Murphy's Irish Stout"->"I'm thirsty, so rush up." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Murphy's Irish Stout"->"Hurry, mouth...it's piss!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Irritable Bowel Syndrome"->"Brown rim. (Deliberately so!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Dolly Parton's greatest hits"->"Artiste drops, they last long!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Dolly Parton's greatest hits"->"Portray talentless dogshit." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Mario Lanza"->"Amoral Nazi." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Princess Stephanie of Monaco"->"Her apt confession's "I'm a ponce!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The singer Sheryl Crow"->"Screwing here, shortly." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Robert Lee Halford"->"The 'Red Barrel' fool." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Whitesnake bass guitarist Philip Neil Murray"->"Embarrassing silly hair? I wet, shake, then I put it up!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The ex-Judas Priest lead singer Rob Halford"->"Group 'Saxon' jeers: "Baldheaded shirtlifter!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Trevor Phillips, the head of the Commission for Racial Equality"->"Leftist hired primarily to help achieve his formal coon quotas." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Eddie Irvine's autobiography 'Green Races Red'"->"Cue one sad ego-trip by a renegade Irish driver." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The singer Mya"->""Shite!" - Meg Ryan." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The singer Artemios (Demis) Ventouris Roussos"->""I'm serious virtuoso, me!" - Gross Athens resident." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Natwest Media Centre"->"Statement wanted, Cherie!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Recreational drugs"->"Surreal decorating!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Recreational drugs"->"Nostalgia recurred." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Recreational drugs"->"LSD...career on guitar!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Drainpipe trousers"->"'Ted' pair? No surprise!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Sir Reginald Dwight"->"Weird sight, darling!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Sir Reginald Dwight"->"Danger whilst rigid." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Malcolm Oastler"->"Calls motor "lame"." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The charity shop"->"Oh, try cheap shit!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Finsbury Park Mosque, in St. Thomas Road, Islington, London."->"Monstrous hook-limbed ninny sponsors Al Qaida fight. Nutter!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Flu symptoms"->"My soft plums." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The singer Paul Young"->"Huge or puny genitals?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The singer Paul Young"->"Naughty puerile song." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"'All The Things She Said' by 'tATu' (Elena Sergeevna Katina and Yulia Olegovna Volkova)"->"So-naughty teenage Soviet lesbian hit...vaginal heaven! (All vodka-soaked, naturally!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Elena Sergeevna Katina"->"Real vain teenage sneak." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Yulia Volkova"->"Okay, oil vulva!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Veterinary surgeon"->"Giant revenue, sorry!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Stations of the Cross"->"O! Neatest shots of Christ!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Rainer Schuettler"->"The surreal cretin." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Anthony Banks"->"Hasn't any knob." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Fiona Armstrong"->"Star of a morning." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The State of the Union Address"->"O.T.T. stunt of "airhead". (He's dense!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The United States Government"->"Get those deviant nutters, men!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"A prostitute"->"Piteous tart." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"National Aeronautics and Space Administration"->"Aim is to land pods in/near USA area. Can it? No, it can't." (by David Bourke by hand) (2003)
"Christina Aguilera videos"->"Garish visual erection-aid." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Agent Provocateur"->"Coverage upon tart." (by David Bourke by hand) (2003)
"The Butlins holiday camp at Bognor Regis"->"Bugger it! It's a bloody crap 'n' shithole, man!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2003)
"The Butlins holiday camp at Minehead in Somerset"->"Dump more dismal than Belsen. It's a con. Hey, I hate it!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Cincinnati Bengals"->"Ten nail-biting chances." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Bronchial melanoma"->"Hormonal imbalance." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Inderjit Singh Reyat"->"Hit Indian jet? Yes. (Grr!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Alan Rusbridger"->"Arse-rub, darling?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Lord Chancellor, Lord Alexander "Derry" Irvine of Lairg"->"Horridly rich, lax over fine-graded decor. (All "tenner a roll"!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley"->"Hey! Tall fellow! Scary monster!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Catherine Murphy"->"The run? Hey, I'm crap!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Manchester United and England footballer David Beckham"->"Beaten, Ferguson blathered and mocked, and hit him. (Celt vandal!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The rock singer Elaine Bookbinder"->"Re-branding to 'Elkie Brooks'. Nice, eh?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The guitarist Ritchie Blackmore"->"Rock/metal, huh? It's geriatric, I bet!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Nicholas Bates (Nick Rhodes)"->"Considers Le Bon a hack shit." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Nicholas Bates"->"Le Bon? A shit-sac!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Nicholas Bates"->"Chastisable, no?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Clue"->"Rather viciously mean?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Chicken Pasta Alfredo"->"A half-eaten cod's prick." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Steven Patrick Morrissey (the lead singer of 'The Smiths')"->"Votes say I'm THE depressing Manchester shirtlifter, OK?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Steven Patrick Morrissey"->"Prick reservation system." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Secretary of State for Defence Geoffrey William Hoon"->""War? So? I'm free on holiday" (Yet the Forces felt great offence!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The typical scouser"->"Copulate? Christ, yes!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Geoff Hoon"->"Oh! Gone off!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Hoon"->"Oh no!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Walter Bagehot"->"Get a bowler hat!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Guardian"->"It harangued." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Guardian"->"Hague: "Darn it!"" (by David Bourke/Martyn Cornell using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Michael Ray Dibdin Heseltine"->"Randy imbecile hit headlines." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Group Captain Sir Douglas Robert Stuart Bader"->"Proud rating: Air ace. (But legs rust, poor bastard!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Self-loathing"->"Hello, fasting!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Self-gratification"->"Stiff genitalia...cor!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Funeral procession"->"Cars, foul pensioner." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"'Universal Mother' by Sinead O'Connor"->"Bald Irish crooner's venom. (Ay, no tune!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"'Into The Gap' by The Thompson Twins"->"Mighty! Now, that's the best in pop, no?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Mass debate"->"Teams-based." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Brian May's 'The Red Special' guitar"->"Hear! (It played Brian's great music.)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The National Inspection Council for Electrical Installation Contracting"->"Call it to stop an illegal current-connection. (Ratification is non-technical.)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"A low sperm count"->"...clouts manpower." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"A low sperm count"->"Come par: Nuts "low"." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"A low sperm count"->"P.S. Cruel to woman." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"A low sperm count"->"Copulate now, Mrs!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Masturbation is healthy"->"Morality hasn't hit abuse!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Masturbation is healthy"->"Abuse thirty hot animals." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Single mothers"->""So English" term." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Single mothers"->"Girls net homes." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The tabloid newspapers"->"Help botts, and wipe arse!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Dita Von Teese"->"Neatest video!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Dita Von Teese"->"Stain devotee." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Gay and Lesbian Communities"->"I see this image: Man - nob. Lady - c**t." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Striptease Clubs"->"It beats scruples!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
""Every Letter Counts" by Susan Hampshire"->""Shy? Sure am, but I can't spel". (Very, er...honest!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Exchange student"->"Gas the next dunce!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Carmen Electra"->"Rectal menacer." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Dante Michael Soiu"->"Idea: Lunatics' home!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Dante Michael Soiu"->"Malicious net-head." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Dante Michael Soiu"->"I am a hostile dunce." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Dante Michael Soiu"->"His education? Lame." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
""You cannot be serious!""->"Abusee: "On-court? Noisy!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Lesley Ash's lips"->"Shapeless, silly!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"'Telegram Sam' - T.Rex"->"Extreme 'Glam' star." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Left-wing politicians"->"Flat in logic? We spin it!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Gordon Angus Deayton"->"Gonad or nut? Gonad, yes?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Gordon Angus Deayton"->"Any good-natured snog!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Kelly Osbourne"->"No bloke, surely!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Standard Liege"->"A deranged list." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"William Burnside"->"Subliminal, weird." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"University of Cambridge"->"Discovering fruit maybe." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Victoria's Secret Catalogue"->"Categorical: Cutest ovaries!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"University of St.Andrews"->"Unsensitive wordy farts." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Victoria's Secret"->"Eroticist craves." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Victoria's Secret Catalogue"->"Average cost. (A cute clitoris!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Richer Sounds - The UK's Biggest Hi-Fi Retailer"->"Cries "Hurrah! I like shifting budget stereos!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The royal dress designer Sir Edwin Hardy Amies"->"E.R. is real sorry he died: "Isn't Ash Wednesday grim?"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Technical Support"->"Prophetical c**ts." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"alt.english.usage"->"He lists language." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"alt.anarchism"->"Charlatanism." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Frederick Neil Rothstein"->"Rotten reek! (Friend's chili.)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Frederick Neil Rothstein"->"Filthier tinker. (Censored!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Frederick Neil Rothstein"->"Is old, freethinker cretin." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Nigerian frauds"->"...are fundraising." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)