David Bourke
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Accepted anagrams:
"The Menstrual Cycle"->"My c**t creates hell!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2000)
"Elvis Aaron Presley"->"Seen alive? Sorry, pal!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Manchester United Footballer David Beckham"->"Man, the bloke blundered! Fetch Victoria Adams!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"The "Oldest Profession""->"Lots of red-hot penises!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Madonna Louise Ciccone"->"One cool dance musician." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Natural Impulse"->"Pure animal lust!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Houses of Parliament"->"Top man here's a foul shite." (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Madonna Louise Veronica Ritchie"->"Oooh! American c**t is real divine!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Peter Mandelson"->"Mean old serpent" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Richard Wakeman"->"A mad, rich wanker." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Performing of Cunnilingus"->"Chin/tongue in prone girl's muff." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Lady Diana Spencer"->"Say! Landed a prince!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1995)
"The Prince of Wales"->"I, who left a Spencer." (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"The African National Congress"->"Negro fanatics (at chair, Nelson)" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"The Reverend Ian Paisley"->"He repeats inane devilry." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (1997)
"Boy George and Culture Club"->"A once-cute, burly old bugger." (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"->"Crap L.P. sung by the LSD-prone Beatles." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"The television presenter Vanessa Feltz"->"Size ten? Never, for she'll eat ten vast pies!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Alex Ferguson"->"Sex fun galore." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Bronski Beat"->"A bit bonkers!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2000)
"Danny Kustow"->"Wanks on duty." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Pleasuring oneself"->"One sans-girl feel-up!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Premature Ejaculation"->"Pearl juice ran out, mate!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Michael Stock, Matthew Aitken and Peter Waterman"->"Team met, made a packet. (Rich wankers with no talent!)" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Mick Tucker"->"Kick rectum." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"`The Sanctuary' Ladies Health Spa, in Floral Street, Covent Garden, London."->"'Class A' totty goes here - nails painted red, all-over tan, and then for lunch!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Terrorist Osama Bin Laden"->"Arab monster is no idle threat." (by David Bourke by hand) (2002)
"Securicor Custodial Services Ltd."->"I drive accused to court's cells, sir!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Victoria Beckham's autobiography "Learning To Fly""->"Hey! I sing a lot of banal crap but am OK: I got VERY rich!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach"->"That is a way...another's ammo through his chest!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Catheter ablation surgery"->"Tony Blair gets a heart cure!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Brian Souter"->"Anus orbiter?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Police: Sting (Gordon Sumner), Andy Summers and Stewart Copeland."->"Newcastle screen man (top plod), shy guitar nerd, and some git on drums." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The EastEnders actress Daniella Westbrook"->"Real bad coke-wasted nostrils...see, then stare!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"A McDonalds Quarter-Pounder with cheese, fries, and a milkshake"->"Oh dear, Ronald! This crap 'nd wank has sure made me feel quite sick!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"A Christmas Number One"->"Means abhorrent music!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Teletubbies Say Eh-Oh"->"Absolute shit, eh? Byee!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"The United States of America"->"Ethnics? A fearsome attitude!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Paymaster General David Willetts"->"Well-advised parliament strategy?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Manchester United Football Club"->"Loud blubs...Eric Cantona left them" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Agnetha Faltskog, Bjorn Ulvaeus, Benny Andersson and Anni-Frid Lyngstad"->"Really just an aged, and very bland, Euro sing-song band, fans? Fans think not!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Alan Bates"->"Anal Beast" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Anagram Genius Windows Software"->"Unaware of it? New words-massaging!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Wake Me Up Before You Go Go - Wham"->"Wowee! A gay greek homo bum pouf!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Michael Portillo"->"Political role? Hm!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Newton Gingrich"->"Right-wing nonce" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"The Rolling Stones - Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Charlie Watts and Ronnie Wood"->"Their Satanic Majesties, wrinkled Rock`n'Roll grandads (heroic when hot) to gig." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Rod Stewart"->"Dr. Sore-Twat" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Harley Davidson"->"Road-shy, and vile!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Mr. Brian Souter"->"Erm, bus or train?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Coitus interruptus"->"Curse it! Rip nuts out!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Freddie Mercury, Brian May, Roger Taylor and John Deacon"->"Randy Bumhole, Jo Fairy, Terry Nice-Gonad and Rod Creamer" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Newcastle Brown Ale"->"Want cleaner bowels?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Sadie Frost"->"SOS! I farted!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The morning-after pill"->"Pregnant? Hell, I'm for it!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The future's bright - the future's Orange"->"Ah, but the true future's frog-shit green!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Electronic mail"->"Remote, clinical." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The President Of The United States Of America, George Walker Bush"->"Takes power after foe, Mr. Clinton...but gee, he's sure a shitheaded git!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Senile Dementia"->"Insane? Let me die!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"England captain David Beckham"->"Damned naive, bad-tackling chap." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Sir Alexander Chapman Ferguson"->"Has anal-sex during performance." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Toilet paper"->"Iterate: "Plop!"" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Morgan Stanley Dean Witter"->"....are moneylending rat-twats." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"A wet snatch"->"What a scent!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Tara Palmer-Tomkinson"->"Star? I'm a top-rank lemon!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Smith and Wesson"->"Own this? Madness!" (by David Bourke/Hans Peter-Reich using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Doctor Harold Frederick Shipman"->""Dr. Shock" - Morphine-addict, for real." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Melanie Blatt, Shaznay Lewis, and the sisters Natalie Appleton and Nicole Appleton"->"Inane, repellant, talentless women in a pathetic sleazy pop band. (I do hate All Saints!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Prince of Wales (Charles Philip Arthur George Mountbatten-Windsor)"->"E.R. recalls his torment, huge ears flapping about in the wind. Poor wretch!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Cornelius Lysaght"->"Grossly unethical." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Nicholas Marcel Hoogstraten"->"Ogre. No charms, no ethics at all." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The U.S. country singer Dolly Rebecca Parton"->"Her bouncy tits are legendary! Cups control." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The "Oldest Profession""->"Sit on flesh torpedoes!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Royal and Ancient Golf Club of St. Andrews"->"We thrifty Scot nobs couldnae land near flag!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Osama Bin Laden"->"Old man in a base" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"The President Of The United States Of America, George Walker Bush"->"'Empire State' ego. He is a genuine bastard! F**k the rest of the world!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Saddam Hussein"->"Dead in U.S. smash?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Manchester United Football Club"->"Noted club. Richest F.A. team...no bull!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"David Sean Bourke"->"Darned abusive, ok?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Countdown co-presenter Carol Vorderman"->""Vowel, or consonant card?" procured me rent." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Soul singer Michael Bolton"->"Hair coolness? No, big mullet!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Intrauterine Devices"->"Retrieve, inside a c**t." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Victoria Adams-Wood"->"I am a cow David roots!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The Wimbledon Champion Goran Ivanisevic"->"Croat V.I.P. achieving noble win. I'm handsome!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Denmark goalkeeper Thomas Sorensen"->"Mere plonker! He's not Seaman's grade, OK!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Career politicians"->"No special criteria." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Madame Tussauds"->"Museum's a tad sad." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Damian Charles Hurley"->"Unashamedly real rich." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Canadian supply teacher Amy Gehring"->"Many erect pupils enchant aged hairy hag." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A nudist colony"->"Clouds annoy it." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Robert Gabriel Mugabe"->"A tribal bore? Bugger me!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Abbey National - because life's complicated enough"->"So, a big idea: Cheap finance, money, etc? Absolute bull!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Silvio Berlusconi"->"Scrubs in olive oil." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"President George W Bush"->"'Do' sister. Bugger nephew." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Gyles Daubeney Brandreth"->"Seedy, grubby neanderthal." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Magic Roundabout"->"Drug habit an outcome." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Schadenfreude"->"Dead fun! Cheers!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Nigel David Short"->"The sad old virgin!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Diana, the Princess of Wales"->"Final shadows: Rest in peace." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Seduction"->"End: Coitus." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Borderline case"->"Reconsiderable." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The flamenco guitarist Paco de Lucia"->"Delicate, magical touch of true Spain." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Bigheartedness"->"She's great in bed!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Kenneth Robert Livingstone"->"The rotten sniveling bonker." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Open relationships"->"Sin. (Herpes optional.)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The International Dyslexia Association"->"Liaison to aid an anxiety...letters in chaos." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People"->"African-Americans to open a foothold, elevated into top echelons." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The English Collective of Prostitutes"->"Helpful logistics to on-the-street vice." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The North American Man/Boy Love Association"->"Homo nonces inhabit a lavatory romance site." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Halal and Kosher meat industries"->"Throat's slit, head leaks red. Inhumane!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Richard Dean Taylor"->"Dirty anal hardcore." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"'Let's Get It On' - Marvin Gaye"->"I may get instant legover!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Emlyn Walter Hughes"->"Ugly Welshman there!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The singer Luciano Pavarotti"->"This vile, operatic orangutan!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Kimberly Fortier Quinn"->"I'm flirty 'n' require bonk." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Arthur Lee Conley"->"Lonely-heart cure." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Thomas Crapper, the "inventor" of the flushing toilet"->"Great merit proven: "Pull the chain, then off it shoots!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The Spanish team Barcelona"->"The champions beat Arsenal." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The Anti-Social Behaviour Order"->"Terrible idea: is "honour", to a chav!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Sander Lantinga"->"Ran, and...genitals!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Luba Shumeyko"->"Make you blush!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The Academy Awards"->"What ace daydreams!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"White supremacists"->"Them racists! Wise up!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The Sunday Mirror"->"Harm, ruin, destroy." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The actress Marilyn Monroe (Norma Jean Baker)"->"Elton John remembers a yank (or American) star." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Stanley Harvey Eisen"->"Intensely heavy arse." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Victoria Beckham's autobiography "Learning To Fly""->"Ego-trip by a vain, mingy author. (A footballer's chick)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The singer Gareth Paul Gates"->"Aghast, get earplugs in there!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Deputy Prime Minister John Leslie Prescott"->"Hits, injures. (Hot-tempered, completely inept, sir!)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Peter Clarence Foster"->"Self-pretence creator." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"American Brands, Inc."->"Main brand is cancer." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Victoria Butler-Henderson"->"The not-so-nubile car-driver." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome"->"Reported reason? Yes, rare civets. (Yum!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The artist formerly known as 'The Artist Formerly Known As Prince'"->"Short rocker re-renames himself. (As top twit, twat or ninny frankly!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"One-sided?"->"Indeed so!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The International Association of Gay Square Dance Clubs"->"An accurate fact: A "good ol' boy" is in leather, sequins 'n' satin!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Courtney Pine"->"Puny erection!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Lord Desai"->"Arse dildo." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"Oscar Peterson"->"One star corpse." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"Henry Ross Perot"->"The sorry person." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"The Organization of Petroleum-Exporting Countries"->"Gang met to fix up our oil price on (or set near to) zenith." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Singer Eddy Grant"->"Sad, trendy nig**r." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Anna Nicole Smith (Vickie Lynn Hogan)"->"Having ancient sickly man in hole, no?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"National Geographic"->"On giant archipelago." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The footballer Robert Frederick Chelsea Moore. (West Ham and England captain)."->"Ace of 'The Hammers', a legend. (Now dead, RIP). An errant bracelet thief? Bollocks! Rot!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The singer Belinda Jo Carlisle Kurczesky"->"Rebellion! She's just a keen, dick-crazy girl!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Trescothick"->"Cricket's hot!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Lord Archer of Weston-Super-Mare"->"Arsehole from sewer, and corrupt." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Ten Summoner's Tales"->"Sumner's some talent!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Anthony Robert McMillan"->"Horribly malcontent man." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Bob Marley and The Wailers"->"A rabble? Why, I'm real stoned!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Harris Milstead"->"...is rather dismal!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The soul singer Edwin Starr"->"Store 'War' under 'Hit Singles'." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Siedah Garrett"->"Great hits, dear." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Liliane Vasconcelos"->"A laconic loveliness." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Peter Marc Sinclair Almond"->"Immoral crap-end larcenist." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Stuart Maconie"->"To ears, I'm a c**t!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The President Of The United States Of America, George Walker Bush"->""Seek Bin Laden!" He set out after Osama, he screwed right up. Forget it!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Nolan Sisters: Anne, Denise, Maureen, Linda, Bernadette and Colleen."->"Ah, see and listen! One talented clan ensnared men in Ireland, to be sure!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Kiss bass guitarist and vocalist Gene Simmons"->"A bit long, this masked narcissist's massive tongue!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The City of New Orleans"->"We fornicate honestly!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The singer Sir Paul James McCartney OBE"->"Charmless cretin brags "I enjoy amputee!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The Labour Party's leadership election"->"Replace Tony Blair, the stupid arsehole!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"George Best"->"Go get beers!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Emerson Fittipaldi"->"Speed limit not fair!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"The British singer and actress Marianne Faithfull"->"Slides in a half-eaten Mars Bar...fits right in her c**t!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Boo Radleys"->"The bloody arse!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Boo Radleys"->"Bloody arse!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Leigh Highwood"->"Good while high!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Nadine Coyle"->"One nice lady!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Benedict Brogan"->"Big and erect nob." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"The Artist Formerly Known as Prince"->"So rich talent now prefers tiny mark" (by David Bourke by hand) (1995)
"Lester Piggott"->"Got St. Leger tip" (by David Bourke by hand) (1995)
"Naomi Campbell"->"Limp male bacon?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1995)
"Luciano Pavarotti"->"I pain a vocal tutor" (by David Bourke by hand) (1995)
"Michael Watson"->"Am a slow ethnic" (by David Bourke by hand) (1995)
"Bohemian Rhapsody"->"Dosh, Brian may hope" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Whitney Houston"->"Oh no! Whity tunes!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Nigel Ernest Mansell"->"Tell me Senna lingers" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Elton John (Reginald Dwight)"->"Tangled long with John Reid" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Dame Shirley Porter"->"Merits reply: "Oh dear!"" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Virginia Bottomley"->"I've got no ability, Mr.!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"The Pet Shop Boys"->"Both soppy, these" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Salman Rushdie"->"A slur man hides" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Salman Rushdie"->"Run, amid hassle" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Air Chief Marshal Sir Sandy Wilson"->"Drains RAF cash? I mean, how silly, Sir!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Cyndi Lauper"->"Up-end a lyric" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Peter Shilton"->"Sport: He let in" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Bruce Forsyth"->"Bushy Crofter" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Emerson Fittipaldi"->"Top life in a red mist" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Nancy Reagan"->"An ace granny" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"The Olympic Games"->"Mighty leaps come" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"The Olympic Games"->"Thy images compel" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Alain Prost"->"Not a lap, sir!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Paula Yates"->"Apt use: A lay" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Gillian Taylforth"->"Oft a thrilling lay" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Frank Williams, Adrian Newey and Patrick Head"->"Awkward pain, if they'd killed Mr. A. Senna in a car" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Emerson Fittipaldi"->"A fine pits old-timer" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Daniel "Swampy" Hooper"->"Wood hippy's real name" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Tinky-Winky, Laa-Laa, Dipsy and Po (The Teletubbies)"->"Toys talk a plain stupid din (like the Beeb anyway!)" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Severiano Ballesteros"->"Balls seen to arise over" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Marc Bolan"->""Blam!" ...no car" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"The Reverend Ian Paisley"->"He is a `Never Ireland' type" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Mike Atherton"->"Mean hitter, OK?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Gordon Sumner (Sting)"->"Grunted minor songs" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Boy George: Take It Like A Man"->"I, a notable gay ego, meet Kirk" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Gitta Sereny and Mary Bell"->"Elderly enigma / nasty brat" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Ayrton Senna da Silva"->"Driven on, as Satan lay" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Sir Paul Condon"->"An old cop's ruin" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Tony Bullimore"->"I'm only trouble!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Humphrey the Downing Street Cat"->"Tony put me where he'd scant right" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Dannii Minogue"->"Imagined union" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Marie Helvin"->"Ah! Virile men!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Temuri Ketsbaia"->"I'm a true basket, I." (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Sharon Stone"->"No near shots!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"The Royal Ulster Constabulary"->"Troubles? Total anarchy, surely!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"The Rolling Stones"->"Seen. Got no thrills." (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Eric Cantona"->"An actor? Nice!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"The Formula One World Championship"->"Final triumph? How McLaren do so hope!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Faustino Asprilla"->"A plus for Italians" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Rowan Sebastian Atkinson"->"I, an artist, so known as "Bean"" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Ex-Wham singer George Michael"->"I'm Harrow sex-menace...giggle, eh?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Alan Clark's Secret Political Diary"->"Dock plea ran: "It's clearly satirical!"" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"The Leaning Tower Of Pisa"->"When Italian, get for pose" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Supermodel Caprice Bourret"->"Absolute premier cup record" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Windsor Castle"->"Listed as "Crown"" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"The Paymaster-General Geoffrey Robinson"->"The Loan-Arranger...so Peter begs iffy money" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Baroness Margaret Thatcher"->"Greatest charm: Arson-breath" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Pamela Anderson Lee"->"Ample ones earn lead" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"The Winter Olympic Games"->"What is merely competing?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Tim Henman and Greg Rusedski"->"Merits demand huge rankings" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease"->"Crazed, I? - Just old beefsteak!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Freddie Mercury, Brian May, Roger Taylor and John Deacon"->"Four join royal band...end...three'd carry on. Er, magic, my dear!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Martin O'Neill"->"I'll not remain!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Robert Plant"->"Nob prattler" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Rubens Barrichello"->"Corners hail rubble!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"The World Cup Final"->"Chart now filled-up" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"General Augusto Pinochet"->"Rogue Chilean Gestapo nut" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Inspector Endeavour Morse"->"So, report: Name is uncovered" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"The Tennis Player Mary Pierce"->"Shapely entry...prime Creatine!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Piers Paul Read"->"Perusal repaid" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Lynda Lee Potter"->"Open-letter lady" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Absolutely Fabulous"->"Usual abuse of t'Bolly" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
""King Of The Cowboys" Roy Rogers"->"Cry of one's show: "OK, Trigger, boy!"" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"The International Olympic Committee"->"Theoretically, I'm incompetent, am I not?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Melinda Messenger"->"Smile deranges men" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Melinda Messenger"->"Mindless, men agree!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Anne, The Princess Royal"->"Pinnacle: Ran horsey set" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Tom Parker-Bowles (Camilla's son)"->"Last blow, Mr? Pass a line o' coke, Mr?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Eric Clapton"->"Plectra icon" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"The President of The United States of America, Bill Clinton"->"Tried to catch it in a tin pot, but semen fell on a dress. Life, eh?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Martina Navratilova"->"Vain, vain, amoral tart" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Ex-Welsh Secretary Ron Davies"->"A sex devil...treachery worsens." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"US Secretary of State Madeleine Albright"->"She's a reet big fat stout elderly American" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"President Clinton"->"Content in red lips" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"President Slobodan Milosevic"->"Serb despot icon is evil old man" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Status Quo"->"Squat...oust" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels"->"Do let's clock Sting's barman work, OK?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Sir Francis Owen Garbett Williams"->"Win? Well, I'm a first-rate racing boss!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Sir Paul McCartney"->"Crap musical entry" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Linda Louise McCartney"->"I screamed continually" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Tom Robinson"->"Monitor nobs" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Manchester United goalkeeper Mark Bosnich"->"A giant unmasked, OK? Peter Schmeichel reborn!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"They Think It's All Over"->"Lineker at TV? Holy shit!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Denise van Outen"->"See a T.V. innuendo" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Hillary Roddam Clinton"->"I'll anchor dirty old man" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"We Are The Champions"->"Rename: Cowshit heap." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Singer Natalie Imbruglia"->"Anagram: It's nubile girlie" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Dale Winton"->"Into new lad" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Gary Glitter (Paul Francis Gadd)"->"Gradually-fading star, git re: P.C." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Cerys Matthews"->"That's me...screwy!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Linda Louise McCartney"->"Musically not nice, dear." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Bono, David "The Edge" Evans, Adam Clayton and Larry Mullen Junior"->"Aha! Just a legendary, very cool Ireland band (on MTV) in a muddle, no?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Stephen Gately"->"He gets a-plenty" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Stephen Gately"->"A length, yes, pet?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Darren "Sicknote" Anderton"->"Err...is non-attendance OK, Dr.?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Gaby Roslin"->"Boring lays" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"The Flaming Ferraris"->"Faltering share firm" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"->"Lewd gayboy rock-idol bore" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Phil Collins, Mike Rutherford and Tony Banks"->"Think: Rock trio, slaphead benny on drumfills" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou (George Michael)"->"A hairy gay Greek go-go musician. (Police sore, too!)" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Leonardo DiCaprio"->"Ocean idol, or a drip?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Anthony Charles Lynton Blair"->"He'll abhor tyranny (as Clinton)" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Dolly Parton"->"Dynatrollop" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Footballer Paul Merson"->"Repent, foul amoral slob!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Brian Harold May"->"Brand him `a royal'" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Roger Meddows-Taylor"->"Great words or melody" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Roger Meddows-Taylor"->"Age-old rowdy stormer" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Another One Bites The Dust"->"Note: Utter nobheads' shite" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"A Kind Of Magic"->"A foaming dick" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Tie Your Mother Down"->"Romeo tune...how dirty!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Fat-Bottomed Girls"->"Gottem! Bits of lard!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Play The Game"->"Gay pal theme" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Careless Whisper"->"I help screw arses" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"It's A Knockout"->"Suck on a tit, OK?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"East Timor"->"Riots, mate!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"East Timor"->"O.T.T. armies" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"I Want To Break Free"->"Er, wank to beat...fire!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Chris Patten"->"Sit, then crap" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Keep Yourself Alive"->"Key: Up-arse love-life" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"You're My Best Friend"->"(If seedy rum rent-boy)" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting"->""Shag it, and hurry!" - Shirt-lifting faggot." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"->"Elton hunts good endowment" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Something About The Way You Look Tonight"->"Uh oh! Got to wank some gayboy in toilet hut." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight"->"Seemingly evident: Homo fatso" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Stairway To Heaven"->"Aha! Eternity as vow!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Chris Tarrant and Sophie Rhys-Jones"->"He had her (or S. R-J.'s) tit, in nosy car snap" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Bradley Walsh"->"Hey! Draw balls!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Amelie Mauresmo"->"I'm more use a male" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Amelie Mauresmo"->"Arouse me...I'm male!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Chris Eubank"->"He's back...I run!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Liam Gallagher and Patsy Kensit"->"Pregnant slag? Ask The Daily Mail!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Liam Gallagher and Patsy Kensit"->"A ghastly, dismal parent linkage" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Two Thousand"->"To a shutdown?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"The Millennium Bug"->"Immune? Hung, I'll bet!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Comedian Dave Allen"->"Old, vile, and a menace" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Comedian Dave Allen"->"A nice male, and loved" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Peter Mandelson"->"No damsel? Repent!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Club Tropicana"->"A cop lubricant" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Club Tropicana - Wham"->"A public W.C. marathon" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Everything She Wants"->"Gay News thrives, then?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Waiting For That Day"->"God! I want that fairy!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Praying For Time"->"Er, fit in gay romp!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Praying For Time"->"Merry? Not if a pig." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Praying For Time"->"Get fairy in romp" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Father Figure"->"Fag fruit here" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Cowboys And Angels"->"SOS! Lewd gay can nob!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Simon Le Bon"->"Slime on nob" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Golfer Paul Lawrie"->"Will eagle par four" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Flavio Briatore"->"Fat ravioli bore" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Michael Schumacher and Eddie Irvine (Ferrari)"->"A clue here, mind...FI drivers, him each in a red car." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Only Fools And Horses actor Buster Merryfield"->"Star Uncle Albert's off...oh, Del, Rodney, I'm so sorry!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"The Formula One World Championship"->"Chapter of Damon Hill heroism now up" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"The Formula One World Championship"->"Oomph! Well, Schu, I'm a red-hot pro!" - A Finn" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"The Formula One World Championship"->"Williams men for the cup? Pardon? Ho ho!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Spandau Ballet"->"A pale slut band" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"The British Airways London Eye"->"So, arise, yon tin birthday wheel!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Posh Spice (Victoria Adams)"->"Pop radio-active Miss Cash" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Posh Spice (Victoria Adams)"->"Ciao, pop charts! I miss Dave!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?"->"Hence: Gay toilet hot love fun" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Philadelphia Freedom"->"Limp, eh? I plead for head!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Funeral For A Friend"->"Er, in for anal duffer" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Funeral For A Friend"->"No fluff in rear, dear!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Karma Chameleon"->"Anal come-mark, eh?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Ex-Paymaster General Geoffrey Robinson"->"Grab one free! Gay sex prints are only of me!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Church Of The Poisoned Mind"->"Conduct homo friendship, eh?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?"->"You utterly-old woman hater!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Time (Clock Of The Heart)"->"Title re-check: Fat homo" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Time (Clock Of The Heart)"->""I feel them!" - Cockthroat" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"David Crosby / Stephen Stills / Graham Nash / Neil Young"->"Hey man! Boring old c**ts sing shit verses all day! Pah!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"The Formula One World Champion racing driver Mika Hakkinen"->"OK, Mr. McLaren man, think up: "Car row? Eddie Irvine king? Fool, ha ha!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"->"Go ram a knighted rent-boy!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Martine McCutcheon"->"Mm! Cor! Nice c**t, eh? ... Ta!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley"->"Gay ring glee! `Wham!' idol career ended!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Meatloaf"->"Metal oaf" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Baby Spice Emma Bunton"->"Bumpy bimbo nets an ace" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Geraldine Halliwell / Christopher Evans"->"Will a Spice Girl `n' her red love last, eh? Nah!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"The Bluewater Shopping Centre"->"Recent bowl, up past Greenhithe" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"->"Ah! Let us twist the cheesy gay bullshit." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"->"Wealthy sluttish bitch, yet huge sales" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Militant homosexual Peter Tatchell"->"Hell! I'm the sex camp toilet anal-tutor!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Militant homosexual Peter Tatchell"->"He'll rump the total toilet sex maniac." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"The Artist Formerly Known as Prince"->"Tiny short freak relents: "I'm crap, now!"" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"->"Sad snogs (Ouch! My ass!)" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"All Quiet On The Western Front"->"Rent this fat queen well, or not?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"The tennis player "Tiger" Tim Henman, and Miss Lucy Heald"->"Spy lady, run in, smile, hit line, net her...game, set and match!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"The Manchester United and England footballer David Beckham"->""Eek!" - Car chased, but then the mad mental fool landed driving ban" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Sean `Puff Daddy' Combs"->"Duff CD's by a spade, mon!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Georgios Panayiotou"->"Up in Rio, to goose a gay" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"The late Brian Epstein"->"Inept? I ran The Beatles!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Footballer Paulo di Canio"->"Cool, albeit foul-paranoid" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Brian Harold May"->"Hairy man, or bald?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"The Eurovision Song Contest"->"Voting nutters choose noise" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"The Eurovision Song Contest"->"Not-so-secret in-house voting" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Giancarlo Fisichella"->"Failing his local race" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"The Prince Of Wales and Camilla Parker-Bowles"->"Clear snap? We formed a relationship well back!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Actress Gwyneth Paltrow"->"Wept gently...crass, or what?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Martine McCutcheon"->"Comic tune merchant" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Education Minister David Blunkett"->"Blind, unattractive, tedious kind, me!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"British Nuclear Fuels Limited"->"But I run crimes-hit Sellafield!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Care in the Community"->"Oh my! A nut in crime, etc." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Barrie Drewitt and Tony Barlow"->"Alert! In two-dad twin-baby error!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Sir Paul McCartney and Heather Mills"->"Crash amputee lands really-rich mint" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Mister William Tunstall-Pedoe"->"Manipulate words...little smile!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"William Tunstall-Pedoe"->"A lewd spell-mutilation!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Peter Overend Watts"->"Noted perverse twat" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Ian Hunter"->"A ruin, then?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Roger Harold Daltrey"->"Old-age terror? Hardly!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Roger Harold Daltrey"->"Largely-dated horror." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Michael Anthony"->"Oh my!" (In Halen act)." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Peanuts"->"An upset?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Oscar Wilde"->"W.C. arse-idol" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Manchester United and England footballer David Beckham"->"D.B? Erm, a shaven-headed damn near-bald little f**king coot, then?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Pianist Jools Holland"->"His old joanna? Still top, eh?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"All The Young Dudes"->"Duly shout: "A legend!"" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Nation Of Islam"->"In manifesto: Loath" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"His Holiness Pope John Paul"->"Hope in Polish plan, oh Jesus!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Manchester United Footballer Jaap Stam"->"See! I can't be just a prat from the Holland team!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Standing on the Shoulder of Giants"->"And Oasis high (LSD), `n' forgotten tune" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Marvin Gaye"->"My! In a grave!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Soft Cell singer Marc Almond"->"Mr. Anal-Crotch's got semen-filled." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Liberace"->"Be a relic" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Bronski Beat"->"A `knobs' tribe" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Village People"->"Allege: Vile pop" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The singer Ricky Martin"->"Stinking rim treachery" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Mona Lisa"->"Ah! Not a smile?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2000)
"Lisa Stansfield"->"Stain lads' flies?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Fat Larry's Band"->"Randy flab star" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Paul O'Grady"->"Up a gay? Lord!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Severe diarrhoea"->"Oh er! I've a red arse!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Severe constipation"->"I've not-so-secret pain!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Charlie Watts, Bill Wyman, and Ronnie Wood"->"Womaniser Jerry Hall rid / Wilting cokehead / Rich twat / Sad man / Big conk" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Edinburgh"->"Drug bin, eh?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Paul Weller, Rick Buckler and Bruce Foxton"->"Dull, careful...or blow-up next Rickenbacker?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Elton John and David Furnish"->"Fond, hand-in-hand...or just vile?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Columbia Broadcasting Systems"->"Busty orgasmic lesbian Dom. acts" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Pete Townshend, Roger Daltrey, John Entwistle and Keith Moon"->"Note: The Who...nosy wonder, little gent, Spiderman, and The Joker" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Marcus Trescothick"->"Such a cricket storm" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Whitesnake"->"Shitewanke." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Whitesnake"->"Wankeshite." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Frampton Comes Alive!"->"Mean voice / platforms" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Penile dysfunction"->"Soft? Up nicely in end!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Brewers' droop"->"Pre-bed sorrow" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Genital herpes"->"Get lips here? Na!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The singer Barry Manilow"->""Why, Mr. Real Big Nose!" I rant." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Leader Of The Opposition, William `Fourteen Pints A Day' Hague"->"I am a stupid lager-lout Tory slaphead, eh? (ie: "I pee-off to the inn now!")" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"William `Fourteen Pints A Day' Hague"->"A few in? Hey, I'm a lager-lout!" - "Na, stupid!"" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Robert Nesta Marley"->"Rasta belter? Yer mon!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Songs In The Key Of Life"->"Eyesight fine? No, folks!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Leslie Grantham"->"Megastar in hell" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Leslie Grantham"->"Hell, I am strange!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Leslie Grantham"->"Smelling a rat, eh?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Vagina Monologues"->"Oh no! Genitals go mauve!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Tomorrow Never Dies"->"Reword it, Mr. O-O-Seven!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Deceased"->"Deed case" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Miss Charlotte Dimmock"->"Mammoth, idle cocks stir!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The magician Paul Daniels"->"I'm an agile slaphead c**t, I." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Martina Hingis"->"Trash in aiming" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Scary Spice (Melanie Gulzar)"->"Peculiar sleazy screaming" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Scary Spice (Melanie Gulzar)"->"I, peculiar semen-crazy slag." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Scary Spice (Melanie Gulzar)"->"Gracelessly unzip America" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Scary Spice (Melanie Gulzar)"->"Clue is: Am large penis crazy" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Scary Spice (Melanie Gulzar)"->"Sleazy enigma is crap. (Cruel!)" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Cherilyn LaPiere Sarkisian"->"In here! (As I'll raise any prick!)" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Def Leppard drummer Rick Allen"->"F**k! He ripped arm...L-R-L-R metal ended." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"A nude centrefold in Playboy"->"One nice body, end fully-apart." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Stanley Laurel and Oliver Hardy"->"Hell, a very silly duo. (And near-art!)" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The singer Britney Spears"->"She's, er, a pretty big sinner" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Desmond "The Housewives' Favourite" Lynam"->"I see M.O.T.D. may fuss over new deal on ITV, huh?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"In your birthday suit"->"Nudity - our hairy bits." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Proclaimers"->"Craphole, mister?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Proclaimers"->"Recompile trash" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Amsterdam"->"Edam / Trams" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Morten Harket, Magne Furuholmen and Pal Waaktaar"->"All three form a damn-rank wank-tune group. (A-Ha, mate!)" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Electric Light Orchestra"->"Cello/Gtr. etc. is chart-hit here" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Al and Tipper Gore"->"Preparing to lead" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Labour Government"->"Number Ten to grovel? Ha!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The morning-after pill"->"I fill pregnant mother" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The morning-after pill"->"Ignorant flirt - "Help me!"" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The morning-after pill"->"Er, men profit all night" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The morning-after pill"->"Partner on mile-flight?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Bestiality"->"Site by tail" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Bette Midler"->"Merited belt" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Contraception"->"Pair to connect" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Shakespeare in Love"->"'as heaven-like prose" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Dolly Rebecca Parton"->"Bra coped? Clearly not!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Kim Carnes"->"Skin cream" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"David Robert Joseph Beckham"->"Chart bimbo Posh jerked Dave" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Enrique Jose Martin Morales"->"Role: Joins queer main-stream" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Victoria Caroline Adams"->"Am I a vocalist, or dancer, I?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Victoria Caroline Adams"->"A dramatic, noisier vocal." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Victoria Caroline Adams"->"I am a radio cretin - vocals." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Victoria Caroline Beckham"->"Chronic vocal? I'm a tiebreak!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Victoria Caroline Beckham"->"Knob-ache. (Am I over-critical?)" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Victoria Caroline Beckham"->"I'm a vocal bitch. (Nice rear, OK!)" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Emma Lee Bunton"->"No tune? Blame me!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Stephen Patrick David Gately"->"Packaged shit (and pretty vile)." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Gloria Maria Estefan"->"Familiar organ-tease" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Gloria Maria Estefan"->"...to anagram is a relief!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Mercury, Venus, The Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto."->"Just nine planets may arc up round The Sun....ah, pure art ever true must run!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Homosexual tendencies"->"Exclude a she, so into men." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The People's Republic Of China"->"Open chip shop, eat rice, be full!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"South Africa"->"Ah! Fractious!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Clifton Suspension Bridge"->"Fine cups on the Bristol design!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Clifton Suspension Bridge"->"Brings suicides help. (Not often!)." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"English rose"->"She's one girl!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"David Desire Ginola"->"Vain? Idol disagreed!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"David Desire Ginola"->"Adoring ladies dive!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"David Desire Ginola"->"God. (In varied ladies)." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"David Desire Ginola"->"Divide ladies organ" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"David Desire Ginola"->"Idol deriding a save" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"David Desire Ginola"->"Diving aided a loser" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"David Desire Ginola"->"Ride vagina...do slide" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Saul Hudson"->"A lush sound" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Traveling Wilburys: Bob Dylan, George Harrison, Tom Petty, Jeff Lynne and Roy Orbison"->"An angry jew/the Beatle/blond boy/sorry prat in ELO/stiff guy-in short very boring old men" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Francis Rossi and Rick Parfitt"->"Drinks/narcotic trips/affairs." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Dilatation and Curettage"->"Decant genitalia out...ta, Dr.!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Green Gartside"->"Greetings, dear!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"I Can't Get No Satisfaction"->"`Cos a Stone (a git) can't fit in." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Post-natal depression"->"Sad parent loses point" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Tourists"->"So, utter shit?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Big Issue"->""Use this!" I beg." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Bowler hat"->"Throwable" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2000)
"Hairy chest"->"Itchy? Shear!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Stefanie Maria Graf"->"A fine, fair megastar" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Stefanie Maria Graf"->"Fearing I'm a fat arse" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Stefanie Maria Graf"->"Affairs tie a German" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Stefanie Maria Graf"->"Free, as I fit anagram" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Michael Edward Palin"->"All in, chap we admired." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Bryan Guy Adams"->"A randy bum's gay?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind ... Neil Armstrong"->"NASA sent man along to the moon...making P.R. lift for lame President R.N., alas!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Paul Stanley"->"Up. (Anal-style)." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Houston...Tranquility Base here. The Eagle has landed."->""Er, hello again!"..."Oh, hi!" ended a lunar quest by The States." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Pocket calculator"->"Total cock-up? Clear." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Postman"->"No stamp?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Chrissie Hynde"->"Deny she is rich." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas"->"Exhausts obese? To hell with it, enter!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas"->"Lust? Sheath on? We see brothel, exit it!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Philip David Charles Collins"->"Rich old slaphead - incivil LP's." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"While the cat's away, the mice will play"->"With what aim? Well, A cheese, typically!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Action Man"->"Cannot aim" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Madonna Louise Ritchie"->"A resolution: "I'm chained!"" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Madonna Louise Ritchie"->"Hideous ol' American nit" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Pornographic material"->"Role: I'm approaching art." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Radio Telefis Eireann"->"Definite aerial snore" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Storm in a teacup?"->"Important cause" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"What goes around, comes around..."->"Ooh, we do rude anagrams! (So: "C**T!")" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Honda Gold Wing"->"No dawdling `Hog'!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"First Lady"->"Idly farts" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Otis Redding"->"Stoned rigid." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Billie Piper and Chris Evans"->"Rideable? Principles vanish!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Brass In Pocket"->"It scrapes knob!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Sacha Distel"->"It's a sad lech!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"The `Centuries' of Nostradamus"->"So, scan dreams into the future" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Institutionalised racism"->"It salutes discrimination" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Peter Mandelson falls on his own sword"->"Penis-fondler's now a worthless old man." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Alain Delon"->"An old alien" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Green Onions - Booker T. and The MG's"->"It's been THE modern organ song, OK!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"It ain't over until the fat lady sings"->"Ah, listen! It's art, if ugly ten-ton diva!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Charles Philip Arthur George Windsor"->"H.R.H. - Prince with large ears. (Dug polo, sir)." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Artificial Insemination"->"I fail? Aim it in containers!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Steve Wright In The Afternoon"->"Sheer ranting, then. (Two to five)." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Wedding tackle"->"Dangle wet dick" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"The Temptations"->"Potent hits team" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Software piracy"->"Copyist warfare" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"The Performing Rights Society"->"...get their price for my hit songs." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"La Tour Eiffel"->"I freefall out!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Cynthia Lauper"->"Pale hairy c**t." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Cynthia Lauper"->"In cruel apathy" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Ariel Sharon"->"Oh, ran Israel." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Sharleen Spiteri"->"Listen...praise her!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Brian Harold May"->"Bad `Liar' harmony" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Alisha's Attic"->"Alias: shit act." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"`Angels' - Robbie Williams"->"Miserable wailing slob" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Infected meat"->"It can't feed me" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Peter Benjamin Mandelson"->"Perennial job amendments" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"A nightmare scenario"->"Gore - an American shit." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Nick Heidfeld"->"Fickle, hidden" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Miss Patsy Kensit"->"Steamy piss-stink." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Miss Patsy Kensit"->"Skimpy tastiness" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Racing driver Michele Alboreto"->"Thrilling brave ace, or mediocre?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Racing driver Michele Alboreto"->"Role? Big car lover, he. (Minardi, etc.)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"A one-night stand"->"A snog, and then "it"." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers, Harold Secombe and Michael Bentine"->"All be in The Goons, them irreplaceable, nice, splendid smilemakers." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Paul Gambaccini"->"Pubic/anal magic" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Having Parkinson's Disease"->"Passive shaking drains one." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Haemorrhoid ointment"->"Motherhood? Neat in rim!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Vaginal secretions"->"Earnest vocalising" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Roderick David Stewart"->"View tired rockstar dad" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Reginald Kenneth Dwight"->"The weird England knight" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Ronald Arthur Biggs"->"Rush train, grab gold." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Ronald Arthur Biggs"->"Grand hoist burglar" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Ronald Arthur Biggs"->"Gang's horrid, brutal." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Manchester United Footballer David Beckham"->"Mohican? "F**k me!", bald-headed introvert bleats." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Israeli cowboy builders"->"Rabbi swore deliciously!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Old Compton Street"->"Censored mott plot" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Thelma Houston"->"Hot soul anthem" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Queen's guitarist, Brian May"->"I'm a brainy quartet's genius!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Norton Anti-Virus"->"Innovators run it" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Home-decorating"->"Good in the cream?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Alan Shearer OBE"->"Bare an arsehole" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Acute boils?"->"Use `Biactol'" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The River Medway"->"With every dream..." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Giovanni Alesi"->"I give in? Alas, no!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Signals Passed At Danger"->""A disaster!" England gasps." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Sergeant Timothy Woodland"->"Dodgy total womaniser, then?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Sergeant Timothy Woodland"->"Wanted. (Total orgy hedonism)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The tennis player Barbara Schett"->"Pretty snatch! Rather be a lesbian?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Done up to the nines"->"Pose, not in the nude" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Ike and Tina Turner"->"ie: inane drunk / tart" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Andrew Luster"->"Nudes-trawler" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Three Blind Mice"->"Incredible, them!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Venus Ebone Starr Williams"->"A star! (Sublime winners, love!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Venus Ebone Starr Williams"->"Is a marvellous winner. Best." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Venus Ebone Starr Williams"->"Marvellous brains, net-wise." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Venus Ebone Starr Williams"->"Server bullies - isn't a woman?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Michael and Ralf Schumacher"->"Charm? Flash, rude, mechanical" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"A packet of Rothmans cigarettes"->"Smoke it...fate - throat cancer. Gasp!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Necrotising Fasciitis"->"Rot is its significance" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Necrotising Fasciitis"->"It signifies narcotics." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The Beatle George Harrison"->"No bigger theatre arsehole" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The Who bass guitarist John Entwistle"->"Giant in lows. Is he just the best, or what?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The Tracks Of My Tears"->"The art Smokey crafts" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Francis Morgan "Daley" Thompson"->"Champion! (Y-Fronts so damn large!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Richard Stephen Sambora"->"Crap! Shit! Arse! Mr Nobhead!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The Genoa Summit"->"It's a huge moment." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"A prosthetic prick"->"It's a trick chopper!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The Beatles drummer Ringo Starr (Richard Starkey)"->"Drugs? R`n'R tracks? Hey, rail! (I'm better `Thomas' reader!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Paul Michael Glaser"->"Ace phallus! I'm large!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Mick Foster and Tony Allen"->"Constantly remained `Folk'." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The J.D. Wetherspoon pub retail chain"->"I spat, threw-up a cold beer in the john." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Papa Don't Preach"->"Pop-parade chant" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Michael Keiran Parker (alias Barrymore)"->"I'm a mary-bonker, a sheer liar, a real prick!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The Holy Cross Primary School in Belfast"->"Catholic symbols here...sorry flashpoint." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Durex contraceptives"->"Cervix/anus protected" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Durex contraceptives"->"Unprotected sex, vicar?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Durex preservatives"->"A perverted sex virus?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The Prost driver Luciano Burti"->"Hit revs, put in barrier, out cold." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Ann Summers party"->"Smartens any rump!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The ex-Police singer and bassist, Sting"->"Shit songs? A big pile. Needs tantric sex." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The U.S.A. and Britain"->"Unite, and hit Arabs" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Defamation of character"->"Dirt! Face-ache! A fat moron" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The singer Mariah Carey"->"Hairy minge...hearts race!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The Genesis drummer and singer (and actor) Phil Collins?"->"Machine-gun rolls `n' energetic rimshots `n' paradiddles!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Assisted Suicide"->"Aide discusses it." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Roses are red, violets are blue..."->"...Arse-lovers lie, so dear, be true!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The Dictaphone"->"Hi-tech notepad" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Francois Delecour"->"Fool in car rescued." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Daniel Grataloup"->"Utopia? All danger!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The usual contents of the British tabloid press"->"Arse, tit, footie, lust, Bin Laden, HRH Posh's bust, etc..." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"The Beatles: Paul McCartney, George Harrison, Ringo Starr and the late John Lennon"->"Re-arranges nicely: Shall joints let them be a darn great group, then? `No One on chart!'" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Love Don't Live Here Anymore"->""Over, over!" - The lonely maiden" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Like A Prayer"->"Kylie-era rap" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Justify My Love"->"My five-slut joy!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Another Suitcase In Another Hall"->"Eat a harlot in hotel raunchiness" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Bedtime Story"->"Most tired. Bye!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Causing A Commotion"->"Magic coitus! Moan on!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Anatomy and Physiology"->"Any good, my hospital? Nay!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The United States Of America and Great Britain"->"Beat a terror unit site...Afghanistan decimated." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Tantrums And Tiaras"->"Anus-mad artist rant" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Tantrums And Tiaras"->"A mutant star's nadir?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Dixon Of Dock Green"->"Ending: crook foxed." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The guitarist Albert Lee, a legend of country-rock"->"I bought a Fender Telecaster...later, truly cooking!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Peter Gabriel"->"A gerbil, Peter?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The Corrs...Andrea, Caroline, Sharon and Jim."->"CD's earn...Ireland has no hornier major act!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Victoria Beckham's autobiography "Learning To Fly""->"A hot book by a very thin glamour-fanatic Spice Girl" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The singer Louise Redknapp"->"Gets a plonker up inside her!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"A concert pianist"->"An artistic ponce." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"William Tunstall-Pedoe's 'Crossword Maestro' software"->"Words? Fits `em down, as across...power to illustrate `em all!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The Steinway piano"->"Hey! It isn't a weapon!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Lady Isabella Hervey"->"Shyly revealed labia." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Labour Transport Secretary Stephen Byers"->"Pretty useless"..."Rather crabby" - one has rotten P.R.!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"An incestuous relationship"->"Heinousness, to puritanical." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Scottish National Liberation Army"->"Instil tartan tribalism? Och aye the noo!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Oscar Peterson Trio"->"Hottest piano sorcerer." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Alanis Nadine Morissette"->"Anti-men tirade noise, lass." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Australian Formula One racing driver Mark Webber"->"A well-arrogant motherf**ker in a Minardi. Save rubber." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The funeral director."->"Current life, or death?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Auto-eroticism"->"Autistic Romeo." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A wet tee-shirt contest"->"Tits, etc. on sweetheart." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Linda Bellos"->"Lesbian doll." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists"->"It's enabling doctors to see a rich legacy of minges to clean." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Christmas present"->"Manchester's strip?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The supermodel Christy Turlington"->"Her c**t - pure delight to my nostrils!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Gloria Steinem"->"Male? Ignores it!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"The Royal Marines"->"'Tar' in my arsehole." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Grand National"->"Hint: Rate an old nag." (by David Bourke by hand) (1995)
"Sir Peter O'Sullevan"->"All superior events." (by David Bourke by hand) (1995)
"Sir Peter O'Sullevan"->"Ever super stallion." (by David Bourke by hand) (1995)
"Diana Spencer"->"Nice snap, dear!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (1995)
"The All Blacks"->"Lack the balls." (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"MaliVai Washington"->"Aim, having lost: a win." (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"The Irish Republican Army"->"Relay much pain, re: British." (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Piers Merchant"->"Err/cheat/sin M.P." (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"The National Health Service"->"Halt the rot, save each in line." (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"The National Health Service"->"Have anaesthetic...rot in hell." (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"The National Health Service"->"Relevant this election? Ha ha!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Dire Straits"->"Staid tirers." (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"The Beatles"->"Let hates be." (by David Bourke by hand) (1996)
"Dame Shirley Porter"->"Merely a horrid pest." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (1997)
"Dame Shirley Porter"->"Slimy predator here." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (1997)
"The Reverend Ian Paisley"->"Ah, repent, ye! Rise and live!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (1997)
"The Reverend Ian Paisley"->"Heavens! I repent readily!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (1997)
"Piers Paul Read"->"Rapid pleasure." (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Dame Iris Murdoch"->"O, much admired, Sir!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Starchaser Three"->"She craters earth!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"The Child Support Agency"->"Clipped young Thatchers." (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Are You Being Served?"->"Ignore/evade buyers." (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Salman Rushdie"->"Smashed urinal." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (1997)
"Natalie Imbruglia"->"Initial album rage." (by David Bourke by hand) (1997)
"Customs And Excise"->"Succeed, miss no tax." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (1998)
"Stan Collymore"->"Cool `n' masterly!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Paymaster General Dawn Primarolo"->"Woman grasped parliamentary role." (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Nigel Ernest Mansell"->"Learnt engines smell." (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Emerson Fittipaldi"->"Profits eliminated." (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Emerson Fittipaldi"->"Operate...find limits." (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Emerson Fittipaldi"->"Admit petrol is fine." (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Emerson Fittipaldi"->"And optimise filter." (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"Emerson Fittipaldi"->"Pits: "Eliminate Ford!"" (by David Bourke by hand) (1998)
"The Russian Special Envoy to The Balkans Viktor Chernomyrdin"->"An undercover Kremlin Kosovo spy, eh Yeltsin?...Na, that's a bit rich!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (1999)
"Footballer Ryan Giggs"->"Grab `finest goal' glory." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Paul Merson"->"Lo! Superman!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Walter Roland Fuhrhop"->"Wrathful Lonrho padre." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Have I got News for You"->"Every wit of Angus: "Ooh!"" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Have I got News for You"->"I have worn-out fogeys." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Doreen Wise"->"So, wed Ernie." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Violinist Nigel Kennedy"->"Key listening? No, vile din!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Astronaut Michael Foale"->"Am I on Earth? A clue: Floats." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Astronaut Alan Shepard"->"Aha! Planets around star." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Richard Madeley"->"Charmed readily." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"The Newcastle United manager Ruud Gullit"->"A neat, well-run unit gets me a Dutch guilder." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Multiple orgasms"->""Presto!" (I'm all smug!)" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Multiple orgasms"->"Large moist lumps." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Geoffrey Boycott"->"Obey cry to "get off!"?" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"The North Atlantic Treaty Organisation"->"Terror? A total hint: Can go in, hit any state." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Sexual Intercourse"->"Curious? Tense? Relax!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Sonia Gandhi"->"Indians go "Ha!"" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Roisin McAliskey"->"I'm IRA's sickly one." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"President Carlos Menem"->"Man's re-elected. Romps in!" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"President Suharto"->"Has ruined protest." (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Tony Crafter"->"T.C. - a "Y-Fronter"" (by David Bourke by hand) (1999)
"Never Mind The Bollocks!"->"Shit'll cover me knob-end!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Royal Yacht Britannia"->"At anchor...try a bay in Leith." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2000)
"Stella Artois - Reassuringly Expensive"->"A very strong ale, I see. All six pints? Sure!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2000)
"Catholics and Protestants"->"Constant: Patriots clashed." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2000)
"It's A Sin"->"Ass? In it!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2000)
"Stuart Lubbock"->"Buttocks-a-blur!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2000)
"The British Broadcasting Corporation"->"Abhorrent, boring, catastrophic idiots." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2000)
"Sales Representative"->"Isn't a real severe pest?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2000)
"Sophie, The Countess Of Wessex"->"Woe if she exposes chest to Sun." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Guitarist Eric Clapton"->"Cocaine guilt-trip star." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Lady Linda McCartney"->"My cancer didn't allay." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Victoria Caroline Adams"->"A vocalist? No, I am carried." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Armitage Shanks"->"A great sink sham." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Corey Glover, Vernon Reid, Muzzy Skillings and William Calhoun"->"Living Colour's men, in amazing loud rock...hell, sly wizardry, even!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The singer Rob Thomas"->"R'n'B gets `Smooth', I hear!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Peter Ridsdale"->"Dire Leeds prat." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"A Stanley knife"->"Taken-in safely." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2000)
"Mister Michael John Tully"->"Let the jolly irishman cum." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Intact hymen"->"Ancient myth." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2000)
"In alphabetical order"->"Airplane, boater, child." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2000)
"Charles Robert Watts"->"Screws a brothel tart." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The buck stops here"->"The boss. (Retch! Puke!)" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Robert Lindsay"->"Nob's real dirty." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Old Age Pensioner"->"Senile. (Danger: Poo!)" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Old Age Pensioner"->"Reside alone...pong." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Rick Astley"->"Real sticky." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel"->"Fans laud guitar man, plonker." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel"->"Rank duo. (Plentiful anagrams)." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Linda Ronstadt"->"An old tart's din." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Plastic surgery"->"Ugly scar stripe." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Gabrielle"->"Real bilge." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Curtains"->"Cats ruin..." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Cheltenham And Gloucester Building Society"->""The cheating c**ts get rich!". (Libel money due? Loads!)" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Superstition"->"Tips / routines." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"The Nolan Sisters"->"Listen...rash notes." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Mutton dressed as lamb"->"Sad old tarts. (Been mums)." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Motor racing driver Jean Alesi"->"Real geriatric in Jordan moves?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Procreation"->"Erotica / porn." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Religion"->"No girlie." (by David Bourke by hand) (2000)
"Nicholas Tresilian"->"One nihilist rascal." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Cardiff, Wales"->"Facile dwarfs." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Dolly Parton's cleavage"->"Top lady, large love-cans." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Party Political Broadcast"->"Bloody capitalist rat-crap." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Denis Thatcher"->"Ethnics-hatred." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The Prost Formula One Racing team"->"French motoring...amateurs at 'pole'." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Posh Spice Victoria Beckham"->"I'm happiest above rich cocks." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Belgian"->"Bengali." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Significant other"->"Fornicating shite." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Nocturnal emissions"->"Loins run. (Come stains)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The consultant psychiatrist"->"Christ! Stop the nasty lunatic!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
""Grease Is The Word""->"A registered show." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Milroy-Sloan"->"A silly moron." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Billy Ocean"->"Lilac ebony." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Marie Stopes"->"So, tie a sperm." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Nicholas Soames"->"O, some chins, alas!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The Royal Opera House, Covent Garden"->"Huge ace tenor over the Soprano lady." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
""Not Such An Innocent Girl""->"Cunning. (So rich, no talent!)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Rob Reiner's motion picture "When Harry Met Sally" with Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan"->"Pretty dirty...women really blush in brilliant orgasm scene. My, what a hornier cry!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Mrs Lucy Henman"->"Sly man-muncher." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Marcella Detroit"->"Red clitoral meat." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Sexual attraction"->"A tit, a c**t, oral sex." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The Open University"->"Put everyone in this!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Huntingdon Life Sciences"->"Hound gene-fitness clinic." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Princess Anne"->"Penis scanner." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Dido (Florian Cloud De Bounevialle Armstrong)"->"So-artful individual bloomed. (Record: "No Angel" )" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The Fender Telecaster"->"Secret heart-felt need." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The State of Israel"->""Soft", eh? Retaliates!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Every Picture Tells A Story"->"Virtually secretes poetry!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Songs From The Big Chair"->"Gosh! Boring farce, Smith!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Sleeping around"->"Indulge a person." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Sleeping around"->"An old penis urge." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"The fear of going to the dentist"->"Heed: Oft a sign of rotting teeth." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Stephanie Nicks"->"Thickens a penis!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Connex South East to introduce toiletless trains"->"Don't excrete, as this line's soon to cut out latrines." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Sylvia Kristel"->"Skills? Variety!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Thomas Giles Robinson"->"Astonishing bloomers!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Thomas Giles Robinson"->"No blooming arses? Shit!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"A woman trapped inside a mans body"->"N.B. I'm a warped sodomite and a pansy." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Susan Sontag"->"Anus gas? Tons!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Michael McDonald"->"Am cliched old man." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Graduate of the Plastics and Rubber Institute"->"Particular bondage fetish, but understates it!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Mary Nightingale"->"Nightmare, laying!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The anal sphincter muscle"->"Clenches, thumps a latrine." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The anal sphincter muscle"->"Such special enthralment!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Victory salute"->"Courtesy vital!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Horatio Nelson"->"Is another loon." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Sarcasm"->"Am crass." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Organised Religion"->"Ideal: Ignore groins." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Erectile dysfunction"->"Sorely c**t-deficient." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Christian values"->"Real chauvinists." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The World Toilet Summit in Singapore"->"Millions go there to dump in its water." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Thank God It's Christmas"->"Stocking-mad trash, this." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Mary Whitehouse, of The National Viewers and Listeners Association:"->"A heroine? Oh yes, as I was anti smut, sin, erotica, or lewd filth seen on a TV." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The singer Sophie Ellis-Bextor"->""Sex on legs" is horrible epithet." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Calista Flockhart"->"A fat cock's a thrill!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Valerie Singleton"->"Silver genital one." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Natalie Imbruglia's "White Lilies Island""->"Material I sell? Indistinguishable wail!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"->"Heavenly gem is eroticist's delight." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Can't Stand Losing You"->"Sting? A loony sad c**t." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Split, Croatia"->"Riots capital." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The Norwegian Royal Family"->"Only a theory: Alarming wife." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The instructions for using a bidet"->"Sit. Douche ring of butt. Rinse stain." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The astrologer Renee Francis"->"Her earnest role: Forecasting." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Bromley South"->"Tory's bumhole." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"A concert pianist"->"Can I not practise?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"A thrush infection"->"Tuna fish? No! (I retch!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Carpet burns"->"Curb parents." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Compassion in World Farming"->"Or minds for animals. (Cow `n' pig)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Persecution"->"Spite, no cure." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Steak and chips"->"Pheasant's dick." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Enormous breasts"->"So use monster bra." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Use Preparation H"->"Or pain up the arse." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"The Temptations"->"Testament to 'hip'" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Peter Stringfellow"->"Let's grope new flirt!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Burt Reynolds"->"Nob's truly red." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Gillian Taylforth"->"A long, filthy trial." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"The late Sir Donald Bradman (a legendary cricketer)"->"The dear, dear old batter really made crack innings!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"The Palestine Liberation Organisation"->"Is heritage not inalienable, patriot son?" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Dirty old man"->"Randy, I'm told." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Christopher Davison"->"Rich sod. (A proven shit!)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"The McLaren boss Ron Dennis"->"Bald. (Monster rich? Nonsense!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Thomas Robinson"->"Him on bass, or not?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Auto-eroticism"->"Root cause? I'm it!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Greyhound"->"Hey, dog! Run!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Dipendra"->"Rapid end." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Foetal position"->"Poofs in a toilet." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"The Betty Ford Clinic"->"Ditch bottle? Cry "fine!"" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Obstetrician"->"Creation bits." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"The singer Tina Arena"->"Ah! Entertaining arse!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"La Capella Sistina"->"All Italian spaces." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Renault Megane"->"Elegant manure!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"The Nepalese Royal family"->"Aye, open fire, slay them all." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"`The Simple Truth'."->"Truth? The MP lies." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"`The Simple Truth' charity appeal"->"The ultimate split...Archer happy!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Raising The Kursk"->"A right nukes risk." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"The late Lord Longford (Francis Aungier Pakenham)"->"Had charm. Full life against porn, No greater end, OK!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Nadine Milroy-Sloan"->"I'm a loony in slander." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Roadside speed cameras"->"See some dead rapid cars." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"The greatest harmonica player in the world"->"It's Larry Adler. Who he? The top American gent." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Ealing Broadway"->"Low agenda by IRA." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Ealing Broadway Station"->"Aye, IRA go and blast it now!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
""Sometimes I think what I do is totally insignificant and meaningless" - Tracey Emin"->"I'm shite I am. My so-called Art is a nice stinking mess"- Idiot with one talent: Fannying." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
"Gloria Steinem"->"In orgasm elite." (by David Bourke by hand) (2001)
""My Sweet Lord" by the former Beatle George Harrison"->"G.H. regrettably a "He's So Fine" melody/meter borrower." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Power In The Darkness"->"Red-hot penis-wankers." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Nelly Furtado"->"Artfully done." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2001)
"Bill and Ben the Flowerpot Men (and a little `Weed')"->"Here! Plant went "Flobadob!". Well indeed. Let it, man!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2002)
"Garry Flitcroft"->"Forty-girl craft." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Prime Minister of Israel, Ariel Sharon"->"Palestinian terrorism? Fire him. (Arsehole!)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Guild Of Master Craftsmen"->"...deflects from amateur things." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Brevia panty liners"->"Invariably present." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Use Kotex Brevia panty liners"->"In, it sure prevents a leaky box!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Whitesnake singer David Coverdale"->"He'd wailed vintage seventies hard rock." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Philippe Louis Pages (alias Richard Clayderman)"->"Drippy classical piano. Hear him? Earplugs ideal!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"'My First Word Book' by Angela Wilkes"->"Blow, breast, frig, Kylie, sodomy, wank." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Williams Formula One drivers, Juan Pablo Montoya and Ralf Schumacher"->"Oh, clear podium rivals! A "Monster" from Columbia / a flashy lantern-jawed hun." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Ralf Schumacher"->"Much flasher car." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Ritalin tablets"->"Taste brilliant!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Encyclopaedia Britannica Millennium Edition"->"Lo! Unlimited eminence in an alphabetic dictionary!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea"->"Big "OK yah!" Sloanes often rang to `do lunch' here." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Andrex Toilet Tissue"->"Isn't it `deluxe' to arse?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A sewer outfall"->"Real foul waste." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Pianist Richard Clayderman"->"I'm a rancid and slithery crap." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Mid-teenagers"->"Disagreement." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Madonna Louise Ritchie"->"Harmonious, indelicate." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Classic FM radio presenter Henry Kelly"->"Here's my pretend Irish accent, really folks!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
""Never eat more than you can lift." - Miss Piggy"->""My suggestion". - The very fat porcine animal." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The footballer Rio Ferdinand"->"O, for a hot, brilliant defender!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Prince Michael Of Kent"->"Firm, elephantine cock." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Princess Michael Of Kent (Baroness Marie Christine von Reibnitz)"->"Prime racist connections serve in snobbism. (Like her Nazi father)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sid Watkins OBE"->"It is bad news, OK!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The star of `Bend It Like Beckham', actress Parminder Nagra"->"Keen team nab soccer-mad Sikh girl, her daft parents bar it." (by David Bourke by hand) (2002)
"Frank Biela, Tom Kristensen and Emanuele Pirro"->"Fine drama: Trio seek an unbroken Le Mans triple." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Johannes Chrystostomus Wolfgangus Theophilus `Amadeus' Mozart"->"Just some Austrian. (Composed many half-hour songs/waltzes, though!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Oracene Williams"->"Realise I'm a clown." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Royal Free Hospital"->"So, report a healthy life." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"After a cremation service"->"Fire...ascent..."More tea, vicar?"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Came Down, near Dorchester in Dorset"->"Rare orchids mown, scattered. No need!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Naked woman"->"One mad wank." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Completely naked"->"Deploy tackle, men!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Paris Moayedi"->"I so admire pay!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The celebrity and tennis player Miss Anna Kournikova"->"I amass kinky net porn in abundance...her tits are lovely!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The celebrity and tennis player Miss Anna Kournikova"->""Real, real nice Soviet pussy - I'd bonk it, any rank!" - T. Henman." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Otis Spunkmeyer"->"Semen purity's OK!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Musicians Union"->"Unanimous in ethics." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Musicians Union"->"Menuhin is in. A scout." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A full-frontal picture"->"C**t...real art - I pull off!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Actor Rod Steiger"->""So great!" - director." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Swiss air-traffic controllers"->"Collision! Crash! (Writ, re: staff rest?)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Who's New stand-in bass player, Pino Palladino"->"Or: Entwistle's shadow helps a band in pain play on." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The singer Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll"->"Has big ones? Shit! A remarkable, killer pair!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Director Of Public Prosecutions, Sir David Calvert-Smith"->"VIP recorded apt verdict on British...foul, hostile racist scum!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Gilbert Proesch and George Passmore"->"Proper art, or less-becoming eggheads?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents"->"Oops! Oh no!! CRASH!!! (Tried, yet certainly not effective!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Tolsa `Sophisticat Pink' cat litter"->"It's total crap...pets cloak it in shit!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sara Dallin, Keren Woodward and Siobhan Fahey"->"Work adored. Horny. (All had a few bananas inside!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Greater Manchester"->"Games centre, rather." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"John 'The Ox' Entwistle"->""Next!". (Let's join The Who!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Glasgow comedian and actor Billy Connolly"->""The Big Yin", an old Scot, an all-grey cool clown. Mad." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Using Microsoft Windows."->"Dimwits' confusion grows." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Piercing your genitals"->"Gee! A puny clitoris ring!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"David Andrew Seaman"->"Demands "naive" award." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Brands Hatch circuit, near West Kingsdown"->"Is that racing track with such renowned bends." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sir Christopher Gent"->"Richest person, right?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Bethany Grace Richards"->"Career: Randy bitch. Shag!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sir Paul McCartney and Heather Mills"->"Charm hairy slut (Linda's replacement)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A pornographic videotape"->"Chopper to a vagina. Period." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Pamela Stephenson"->"Phenomenal ass, pet!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Roy Keane Fan Club"->"Oh f**k! Nearly beaten!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Leeds United footballer Jonathan Woodgate"->"A foul little toad, he'd beers, and got one on the jaw." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Using a telephoto camera lens"->"Real menace: "I set up a long shot"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The film industry"->"Filthy rudiments." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Gonorrhoea and syphilis"->"Oh-oh! Piss in real agony, Dr!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The singer Christy Moore"->"So, Irishmen cry together!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Debbie Lancaster, the Ann Summers Vibrator Tester"->"Insert `em in, throb, scream, evaluate best brand, rest." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Morgan Tsvangirai (the leader of The Movement for Democratic Change)"->"In danger, chortled: "Free vote? Veto! - I'm facing a mammoth treason charge!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The boss of the Noble, Georgia Crematorium, Ray Brent Marsh"->"Grim! Grisly! Macabre! Not ash there, but there's a room of bone." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Spicer McColl, the Estate Agents"->"Secret acts, completing the sale." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Soiled underwear"->"Lowered, unraised!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"George Michael and Kenny Goss"->"Gays. (Once-golden Greek / his man)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Lesbian romance"->"Real basic: No men!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Rochester-upon-Medway"->"Produces hearty women." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Michael Palin: 'Around the World in Eighty Days'"->"Holiday With Dead Parrot - An Unhygienic Smell" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Heather McCartney"->"Hatchet mercenary." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Beatle and Traveling Wilbury George Harold Harrison"->"Gold heart, sheer bravery, how brilliant on guitar...a legend!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Little Book of Baby Names"->"Bob, Ken, Ethel, Ato, Fatboy Slim." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The First Lady Laura Bush"->"A tush 'Dubya' rather fills." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The instructions for using the new Lillets tampon applicator"->"Lie, lips apart. Put in one's c**t, thin string from hole. Close twat." (by David Bourke by hand) (2002)
"The President Of The United States Of America, George Walker Bush"->"We see the fight to get Osama Bin Laden, a sheer f**ked-up terrorist." (by David Bourke by hand) (2002)
"Drinking to excess"->"Dick resting, no sex." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"How many times must the cannon balls fly before they're forever banned?"->"Maybe not even the flimsy effluent-crooner Mr Bob Dylan has the answer!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2002)
"Philip Treacy"->"Pricy hat pile." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Wimbledon lawn tennis tournament"->""New balls!"...Tim Henman to win! (End not true!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Soho, Westminster."->"Most whores set in..." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"An Olivetti computer"->"Ultra-competitive? No!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The American astronomer Edwin Powell Hubble"->"I'm honorable man with a blurred new telescope." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"General Colin Luther Powell"->"He'll pull large erection now." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Infertile"->"Life-inert." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Heavily pregnant"->"Vagina entry? Help!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"William Henry Gates"->"Really win this game." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Domestic violence"->"See: condole victim." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Diana, The Princess of Wales's Memorial Fountain"->"Is final shrine to a late famous woman. (Di Spencer)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Colonel Sanders' Kentucky Fried Chicken"->"Foul skinny cocks enriched late redneck." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Plastic Bertrand"->"Talents? Birdcrap!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Woody Allen, the film director. (Allen Stewart Konigsberg)"->"Sweet little flirt Soon-Yi? Bollocked her rawn'ragged, man!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Dirty whore"->"Worthy ride!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Non-Specific Urethritis"->"Surprise itch/infection." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Non-Specific Urethritis"->"It's super-rich infection." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Non-Specific Urethritis"->"Terrific suspicion, then?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The swimmer Ian Thorpe"->"Oh, this premier wet man!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Breast implants"->"Meant bra splits." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The footballer Ronaldo"->"Rather notable old fool." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Paradise Lost"->"Despairs a lot." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Formula One Austrian Grand Prix"->"German also-ran had to fix it up! Re-run!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A Finger of Fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat"->"Hey, it fed, I guess, four/five junk-eating rug-rats. A dog too!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sherron Watkins"->"What Enron risks." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Michael Gerald Tyson"->"Screamed loathingly." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Michael Tyson"->"In macho style." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The singer Rod Stewart"->"Shattered songwriter." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Maurits Cornelis Escher"->"Semi-circular otherness." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Fraction"->"Factor in." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Shakin' Stevens"->"Sinks a seventh." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sir Anthony Bamford"->"I abhor damn Y-Fronts!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Featherstone Lodge, in Forest Hill"->"Filth-redolent foolish teenagers." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The dancer Wayne Sleep"->"Leap/descent anywhere." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Good table manners"->"No bloated Germans." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Michael Thomas Tucker"->"Such a rock-metal hit, me." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Michael Thomas Tucker"->"Much theatrical smoke." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Intellectualism"->"Ultimate in cells." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Oscar Emmanuel Peterson"->"One supreme smart-alec, no?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Oscar Emmanuel Peterson"->"A replacement's enormous!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders"->"All mad morons, daft cretins, a total nutcase...insight is aided." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Gibson Les Paul"->"Hot, pleasing blues." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A bit on the side"->"Bet he's an idiot!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Milan Baros"->"...is abnormal." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Ravel's Bolero"->"Overall, bores." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Vivaldi - The Four Seasons"->"For the suave...sad violins." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A case of mistaken identity"->"Taken aside..."It is NOT my face!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Darius Danesh"->"A reddish anus." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Dolphin Taylor"->"Hi, Dolly Parton!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The American Sexually Transmitted Diseases Association"->"Ladies! Men! Itch cause is extra-marital session, not a steady!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Missionary position"->"Irish to impose. Stay in? No!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Perpetual motion"->"Population meter." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Undertones lead singer Feargal Sharkey"->"He's a fast-erased Northern Ireland ugly geek." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Ronettes"->"Rotten, these!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Operation Tay Bridge"->"Inebriated go to pray." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Clarence House"->"Nacreous leech." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Leeds United Football Club"->"Labelled "doubtful" section." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Musician Oscar Peterson"->"No accurate impressions." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The president of Iraq Saddam Hussein"->"Orders passed: Finish quite hated man." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Ronettes"->"On the street." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Deacon Blue singer Lorraine McIntosh"->"Unseen here? Cool - I'm rather big in Scotland!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"White porcelain"->"I crap in wet hole." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"June Whitfield"->"When I jet fluid." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Getting an erection"->"Intent: Egg, creation." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Designated driver"->"Greater dividends." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Australian culture"->"Unusual art article." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Gurbux Singh, the Chairman of the Commission for Racial Equality"->"Is rich Asian man...he quit, got extra money. (Calls of horrific humbug!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The cigarette and tobacco industry"->"Death by cancer, to distinct outrage." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The planet Earth"->"Elephant threat." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The `Rapiscan Secure' airport customs X-ray system"->"Camera sees your sexy snatch, tits, or rump. Scrap it!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Alpine traditions"->"Nationalist pride." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A wolf-whistle"->"What low-lifes!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"UN Weapons Inspectors"->"New purpose: Sanctions." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Leo Sayer's 'The Definitive Hits Collection'"->"Tiny little sod...he is vile! Cheerio, snot-face!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Alpine"->"Nepali." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Deacon Blue lead singer Ricky Ross"->"Transcribed `Real Gone Kid'. (Cheesy soul)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Nationalist"->"Not Italians!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Prince Rogers Nelson of Minneapolis"->"Improper, nonsensical, sneering fool." (by David Bourke by hand) (2002)
"Prince Rogers Nelson of Minneapolis"->"Inner sloppiness. (I'm no longer a force)." (by David Bourke by hand) (2002)
"Anthony Davidson"->"Not in a shoddy van." (by David Bourke by hand) (2002)
"Francis Albert Sinatra"->"Irritants / banal farces." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The saxophonist Candy Dulfer"->"Red-hot Dutch fox plays insane!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Norwegian Manchester City footballer Alf-Inge Haaland"->"Felled by an Irishman...carnage, now the threat of legal action." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sacramento Kings"->"Menacing stars, OK!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The National Rifle Association"->"Isolate a sect for annihilation." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The League Table Of Top Contributors"->"Foul Rochester git to top. Unbeatable?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Pretenders lead vocalist and rhythm guitarist Chrissie Hynde"->"Yes, do play! Hundreds cheer her, the strident animal rights activist." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Roy Sydney George Hattersley, Labour MP."->"Old, grey...regrettably, he sprays on you/me." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sectarian"->"IRA stance." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sectarianism"->"IRA semantics." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sildenafil citrate"->"Realistic, inflated." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sildenafil citrate"->"Artificial end? Let's!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sildenafil citrate"->"Alice's infiltrated!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Replica football shirts"->"Profitable...cash, it rolls!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Singapore Sling"->"I piss long-range." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Acting Profession"->"Cheating poofters sin." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Claudio Monteverdi"->"Our melodic deviant." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Exotic Dancers"->"Concise: X-rated." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Exotic Dancers"->"AC/DC exertions." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Exotic Dancers"->"Excited acorns." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"La Giaconda's smile"->"Sad, locals imagine." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A racing tipster"->"Practise rating." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A racing tipster"->"Intricate grasp." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A racing tipster"->"Geriatric. Pants!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Picabo Street"->"Crepitate, sob." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Oscar Fingal O'Flaherty Wills Wilde"->"Iffy show-trial allows Reading cell." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Oscar Fingal O'Flaherty Wills Wilde"->"Frig filthily. (As well as Noel Coward!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Oscar Fingal O'Flaherty Wills Wilde"->"Fornicate frigidly, shallow as well." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Oscar Fingal O'Flaherty Wills Wilde"->"A filthy rascal's well-glorified now!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"William Butler Yeats"->"Suitable merit: Wally." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Doctor Niles Crane"->"Increased control." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Doctor Niles Crane"->"Scrotal endocrine." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Moira Stewart"->"Wartime rotas." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Michael Flatley"->"All itchy female." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Political Editor Andrew Marr"->"Tepid coward, or terminal liar?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Political Editor Andrew Marr"->"Diplomatic Eritrean warlord." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Political Editor Andrew Marr"->"Parliament-directorial word." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Political Editor Andrew Marr"->"Irritated warlord/policeman." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Political Editor Andrew Marr"->"Attain empirical world order." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"American English"->"Alarming Chinese." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The actress Kirsten Dunst"->"Tests read: "Her c**t stinks!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"'A Soldier's Way' - Colin Powell"->"Really sad, low policies now." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"'A Soldier's Way' - Colin Powell"->"One swallows periodically." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Are you still a virgin?"->"Originally's a virtue." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"An erection"->"One certain!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Three score years and ten"->"Ne'er rot? Death necessary!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Anders Limpar"->"Drain sampler." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Mats Wilander"->"Trawl maidens." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Lotthar Matthaeus"->"That amateur sloth." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Walter Cronkite"->"To wreck latrine." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Pru Leith"->"Up Hitler!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Christy Turlington"->"Nightly instructor." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Rampton, the special secure hospital."->"Top lunatics / rapists? Oh, place `em here!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sir Noel Pierce Coward"->"Oscar Wilde RIP? Encore!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Stanley Clarke, the bassist from `Return To Forever'"->"Hot, fast Alembic retro-funk? Tons! Rarely ever rests!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Word games"->"We'd orgasm!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Bruised and battered"->"Brute? Bastard? Indeed!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Badly decomposed"->"Dead body compels." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The RSPCA (The Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals)"->"If (in error) a person flattens your vile cat Sooty, they help to catch em!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2002)
"The National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children"->"Horror of an innocent little life? They, care types, vouch to end it." (by David Bourke by hand) (2002)
"The top motorcyclist Barry Sheene"->"Cancer? Pity! So shortly home, better?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Singer Natalie Imbruglia"->""Tit!"... I libel her...Anagram Genius." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Miss World Beauty Contest"->"Worthless, mutated obscenity." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Miss World Beauty Contest"->"Badly-written. Those costumes!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A bunch of red roses"->"Herbaceous fronds." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Gay intercourse"->"Guys' recreation." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Staples - The Office Superstore"->"'Sheets-of-paper' to 'Files' (etc.)`R'-Us." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Millbank Tower"->"Lab "Kremlin Two"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sgt. Gilmore and PC Ashton"->"Rash men. (Cottaging plods.)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Nice legs, shame about the face"->"That gauche beef, Monica Seles?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Tina Weymouth"->"Why omit a tune?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Tina Weymouth"->"I'm way-out, then!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The late Eva Cassidy"->"Lady achieves taste." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Reproduction"->"Droopier c**t." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The singer Nicole Marie Appleton"->"An emotional cripple. (Genre: shite)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The singer Christina Maria Aguilera"->"Hear music. (Rather genitalia-raising!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sandra Annette Bullock"->"Rank: Cutest belladonna." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Laura Jean Reese Witherspoon"->"Another journalese arsewipe." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Beyonce Gisele Knowles"->"Eye obscene swelling, OK!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Six Feet Under"->"Fixed tenures." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The actress Sharon Stone"->"Hot arse enchants tosser." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards"->"Others talk: "The geriatric nihilist's on drugs!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Alice B. Toklas"->"Sociable talk." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Alice B. Toklas"->"Labial socket." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Miguel de Cervantes"->"Evangelised rectum." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Arthur Annesley Ronald Firbank"->"Infernally dark, abhorrent anus." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Alan Mathison Turing"->"I am a stunning harlot." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sir Roger Casement"->"Re-enters, orgasmic." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sir Roger David Casement"->"Dared Germans' victories." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Gertrude Stein"->"Registered nut." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The London Area Air Traffic Control Centre at Swanwick"->"Halt now! Reason? Aircraft accident wreck, total inferno." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Paul Robeson"->"Anusol probe." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Leonard Bernstein"->"Benders on latrine." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Maria Schneider"->"Admirers in each." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Decleor Paris"->"Special order." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Decleor Paris"->"Price loaders." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Martin Edwards"->"Damn it! Drawers!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Bo Derek (Mary Cathleen Collins)"->"Bloody hell, mine's a cracker! Ten!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Meatloaf (Marvin Lee Aday)"->"A very fat man, a lame oldie." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Young, free, and single"->"Eager (sign: fly undone)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Bent over"->"Verboten." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Prostitution racket"->"I pork tarts...in, out, etc." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A cosmetic surgeon"->"See magic contours." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A cosmetic surgeon"->"Cute nose! Orgasmic!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Getting an erection"->"Entering, ego intact." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Losing an erection"->"Erotic signal? None." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Losing an erection"->"Al Gore is innocent!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Michael Andretti"->"I am rich, talented." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Edward Kennedy "Duke" Ellington"->"Wrinkled legend, odd Yankee nut." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Thomas `Sean' Connery"->"Arty macho nonsense." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The singer Kylie Ann Minogue"->"Genuine nightly noisemaker." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Danielle Minogue"->"Genuine lame idol." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A country singer"->"Signature: corny." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Paul Raymond Publications"->"I am culpably a porno nudist." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Paul Raymond Publications Ltd."->"Bum...c**t...porn...a dildo - it all pays!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Fosters advertisement slogan "He who drinks Australian, thinks Australian""->"Now fair dinkum Sheila dear! So get us a tin eh? Slake that thirst! (Servant snarls "No!")" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Roger Waters"->"Regrets a row." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Oleta Adams"->"Loadsameat!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Michael Mesterton-Gibbons"->"Becoming silent maths bore." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Michael Mesterton-Gibbons"->"Combining theorems/tables." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Michael Mesterton-Gibbons"->"Some malcontent...gibberish!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Michael Mesterton-Gibbons"->"Snobbish, geometric, mental." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Crusader Holidays"->"Desirous charlady." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Harvest Celebrations"->"Overt charitableness." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Yosemite Sam"->"Seems I'm a toy." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Anagram Genius"->"Enraging Usama." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Leslie Wonderman"->"...remained swollen!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Formula One World Motor Racing Championship"->"Peril...M. Schumacher on top far too long! (Minardi? Who?)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Oswald Mosley"->"Moody, lawless." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Walter Mosley"->"Yellow stream." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The British National Party"->"Inhabitants pray to Hitler." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"American politics"->"Capitalism in core." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"American politics"->"Empirical actions." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"American politics"->"Race implications." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"American politics"->"Police anti-racism." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"German politics"->"Liars competing." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"President Robert Gabriel Mugabe"->"Embittered person: "Blair? A bugger!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Robert Mugabe's regime"->"Remember big outrages." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Margaret Hilda Roberts"->"A grim old bat...arrest her!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"`Red Light' district"->""Third leg" district." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Kim Moon (Maryse Elizabeth Patricia Kerrigan)"->""Keith's too bizarre...keep 'im! - I marry Ian McLagan"." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Silverstone, Northamptonshire."->"Environmental sport? Horseshit!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Harvey Goldsmith"->"High stardom levy." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
""It is all Greek to me!""->""Gemlike!" - Aristotle." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Natalie Hershlag (Portman)"->"A phenomenal star alright!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Natalie Hershlag"->"Hell! An irate shag!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Vickie Lynn Hogan"->"Anchovy likening." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"President Emile Lahoud"->"Impudent idle arsehole." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Nurse Edith Cavell"->"Ethics unravelled." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Nurse Edith Cavell"->"Declare 'Hun' vilest." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Paranormal activities"->"Anti-social vampire rat." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Statue of Liberty"->"Beauty itself? Rot!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A Starvation Diet"->"Ain't "avoid treats"?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The girl group 'Atomic Kitten' (Natasha Hamilton, Jennifer Frost and Elizabeth McClarnon)."->"Oh them hot dancing tarts hollering bizarre crap -Minimal tunes, in fact FA talent-no joke." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Method acting"->"Dogmatic, then?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Importance of Being Earnest"->"The petite manner of being Oscar." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The actress Rita Hayworth"->"Hot star, hairy twat. Cheers!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A practising homosexual"->"Rough, passionate climax." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A practising homosexual"->"Orgasmic exhaustion, pal!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The actor Michael Elphick"->"There I am...the phallic cock!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Old Age Pensioner"->"Ignored? Please, no!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
""Unless I'm Very Much Mistaken" - The autobiography of Murray Walker, OBE."->"Yes, pure motor racing enthusiasm by him. (Every U.K. formula). What a bloke!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2002)
"Lobster Thermidor"->"Broiled, short-term." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The stationers shop"->"Tits 'n' arse photos, eh!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Nelson Piquet Souto Maior"->"Into `pole' quotas, monsieur?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Nelson Piquet Souto Maior"->"Quotations? Enormous pile!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Nelson Souto Maior"->"A monstrous loonie." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A Christian Fundamentalist"->"Iain Duncan-Smith, stale fart." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Christian Fundamentalism"->"Fanatics mind `Lutheranism'." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Ryuichi Sakamoto"->"I'm such a riot, okay?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Mel Gaynor"->"Ya mongrel!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
""Underneath Your Clothes" by Shakira"->"Hairy nuts, hard knob, cutey arsehole." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The womens anti-perspirant/deodorant `Sure' - "It Won't Let You Down""->"Prone to non-stop underarm sweat without need, ladies? Try it now!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Bedrich Smetana"->"I enacted Brahms." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Oscar Hammerstein"->"North America mess." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Oscar Hammerstein"->"Choirmaster's name?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Keith Emerson, Greg Lake and Carl Palmer"->""Aarrrgh!!!" (Old gentlemen like pacemakers!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Friends Reunited"->"Find rude entries?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Beginner's All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code"->"Computer genius? Brains collection? Nerd? Possibly!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Guenther Steiner"->"Seeing `the return'." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Michael Peter Balzary"->"Bizarrely cheap metal." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Anthony Kiedis"->"I, hedonist yank." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
""The Downing Street Years" - The autobiography of Margaret Thatcher"->"The truth? Eighteen so-arrogant years of Tory greed. A `PM'? What a bitch!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Lardbucket"->"Carted bulk." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Billy Sheehan ('Talas' and 'Mr Big')"->"In bass metal, highly darn able." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Billy Sheehan (of 'Talas', `Niacin' and 'Mr Big')"->"Behold! Ancient hairy flailing bassman!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Downing Street Years"->"Greedy twits share No. Ten." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Mike Anthony"->"Hint: A monkey." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Mike Anthony"->"I'm the yank, no?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Geddy Lee (Gary Weinrib)"->"Aged, be-lined, grey, wiry." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Geddy Lee (Gary Lee Weinrib)"->"Bewilderingly eager-eyed." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Neil Peart"->"Real inept." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The actress Reese Witherspoon"->"Stresses "Wear protection, he he!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Mains powered"->"Women despair." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
""More Than A Feeling" by Boston"->"Abominable song. Teeny froth." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Giovanna Amati"->"A vagina, am I not?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Kevin Richardson"->"Dick varnisher, no?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Richard Christopher Wakeman"->"Remain `harpsichord-thwacker'." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Richard Christopher Wakeman"->"Hit hard, wreck pianos. (Charmer!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Richard Christopher Wakeman from `Yes'"->"Former hard rocker with his many capes!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The singer Madonna"->"Neat minge. Hard-ons." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Lost In Space"->"Lone spastic." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Arthur Dent"->"Hard nutter." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The singer Prince"->"Rich penis-regent." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Meaning of Life"->"Effeminate holing." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Playing hard to get"->"Adopting lethargy." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Neville Shute Norway"->"Easy Hull vote-winner." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The England and Manchester United footballer Norbert Stiles"->"Gentleman. (Undesirable credentials: short, bald, no front teeth)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
""An Evil Cradling" - Brian Keenan"->"In an Arab cell - engraved in ink." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Alan Patrick Mullery"->"Naturally lame prick." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Belinda Jo Carlisle Kurczesky"->"Unreliable, LSD-crazy sick joke." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Brian Leslie Labone"->"A lesbian rebellion." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sue Lawley, the presenter of the radio programme 'Desert Island Discs'"->"I'm pretend-marooned, she plays eight records. (Tasteful wireless, dear!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Peter Gary Tatchell"->"Rectally apt: "Get her!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The conductor Michael Tilson Thomas"->"Cold musical monotone hits the chart." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The sisters Natalie and Nicole Appleton"->"'All Saints' entice, drop panties. (Neat hole!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The All Saints singer Melanie Ruth Blatt"->"She's lean! Thrilling talent! I masturbate!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2002)
"All Saints"->"All Stains." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The All Saints singer Shaznay Tricia Lewis"->"Saint? SAINT?!! She is a crazy girl! Well, ain't she?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The All Saints singer Natalie Appleton"->"It's plain, alas: No talent, genital herpes." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Education Secretary Estelle Morris"->"Redirects school: "Yes! Literate, numerate!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Education Secretary Estelle Morris"->"Decrees: "Literature in the classroom yet!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Racial stereotyping"->"Italians? Grocer type." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Edwina Currie, the ex-MP for Derbyshire South"->"Bitch has sex with our four-eyed nerd Premier!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The ex-Prime Minister John Major"->"I'm a rhino horn jism-jet expert, me!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Ontario singer Avril Lavigne"->"Still a virgin? Na! Rot! (I gave her one!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sing If You're Glad To Be Gay"->"Duly fist Boy George again." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Peter Marc Almond"->"Ramrod placement." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Lisa Stansfield"->"A daft silliness." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The tobogganist Carina Willoughby"->"With goal: A slogan on her big icy butt." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"->"Chained? Folly! Her man walks out on her." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Victoria Beckham's autobiography "Learning To Fly""->"Active publicity again for Brooklyn's mother. (A hag!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Rita Tushingham"->"In truth, I'm a shag." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Danish singer Whigfield (Sannie Charlotte Carlson)"->"Farcical, talentless, shining one-hit wonder? I'd shag her!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sir Edward Heath"->"Reward?..."Shithead!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The cosmonaut Valentina Tereshkova"->"Task: A Soviet launch at the moon? Never!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Goldie Studlendgehawn"->"Tough, and well-designed." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Goldie Studlendgehawn"->"Did tease well-hung dong." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sir Stirling Moss, OBE"->"Motoring bliss rises!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Christopher Sean Lowe"->"Switch-prone arsehole." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Christopher Sean Lowe"->"Hire a worthless ponce." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Christopher Sean Lowe"->"Arsehole pest, now rich." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Tonya Harding"->"Hit...darn agony!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Tony Bullimore"->"Truly mobile? No!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Alan Shearer OBE"->"An erasable hero." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Robert Lee Hayes"->"They're earlobes." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Victoria Beckham's autobiography "Learning To Fly""->"Caviare, champagne, or 'football king' history...buy it!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Indianapolis Motor Speedway circuit"->"'Indy Cars' lap it, speed to a heroic win. (I'm out!)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Stevie Ray Vaughan and Double Trouble"->"To heaven - a very loud blues guitar band!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Victoria Beckham's autobiography "Learning To Fly""->"A lucky story of a thin bimbo icon. (e.g. A right palaver!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Antonio Salieri"->"Or: Italian noise." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Arturo Toscanini"->"Oration, curtains." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Singer Michael Stipe"->"I mean The Spice Girls." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Conservative Party Conference"->"Even the coy perverts can fornicate." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The singer Nelly Kim Furtado"->"Masterly! No funkier delight!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The actor Tom Hanks"->"That macho stonker." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Michael Patrick Mesterton-Gibbons"->"Mathematics king, or inept cobblers?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Ejaculate"->"A clue: a jet." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Chris Thomas-King"->"Smashing rock hit." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Northern Ireland Blood Transfusion Service"->"The blind innocents used, after novel IRA horrors." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Spice Girl Geraldine Estelle Halliwell's autobiography "Geri: Just For The Record""->"Cringe! Really huge ego. What a life-She's just a shrill decrepit old trollop. Retire I beg." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Lee Buck Trevino"->"Blue-vein rocket!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Lee Buck Trevino"->"I've neck trouble." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Michael Patrick Mesterton-Gibbons"->"Cos, tan, Pi, trig, bin...the bloke crams `em!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The singer and guitarist Mark Freuder Knopfler"->"Gruff geek in Dire Straits, true man, hard plonker." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Bassist Noel Redding"->"Tangible sordidness." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The producer George Martin"->"EMI record great group, then?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"George Martin"->"Rogering mate." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The actress Anita Dobson"->"Croons. (Habitat's "East End")." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Queen guitarist Brian Harold May"->"May retain the quite absurd long hair!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
""Fools Rush In" (Anthea Turner biography)"->"The unsung story of a horrible piranha." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The wife's best friend"->"It stiffens. Where? Bed!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Michael Patrick Mesterton-Gibbons"->"Competent, sticks algebra in rhombi." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Brighton nudist beach"->"Curb hedonist bathing." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Saint Louis Rams"->"Missourian. Last." (by David Bourke (after Micah Newman) using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Honourable Company of Edinburgh Golfers"->"Buff in rough? Dangler problems? Och aye the noo!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Indian Restaurant"->"'Nan' irritated anus." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Western Philosophy"->"Worships telephony." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Yale University"->"Entirely Ivy. (USA)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Auto-eroticism"->"Atrocious time!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Tales From Topographic Oceans"->"A composing of sheer, total crap." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Bob Enyart Live"->"Viable rentboy." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Linda Louise McCartney"->"Culinary, sliced no meat." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The clarinettist Julian Bliss"->"This brilliant ace! Just listen!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Rick Rothstein"->"Hot nicer skirt." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The President Of The United States Of America, George Walker Bush"->"The twit threatens Baghdad. (To make sure of oil preference, I guess!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The President Of The United States Of America, George Walker Bush"->"Guttersnipe emerges later. (His father's a boneheaded f**kwit too!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Anne-Sophie Mutter"->"Menuhin operettas." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Anne-Sophie Mutter"->"Atmosphere, in tune." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Lisa Duncombe"->"Musical-boned." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Lisa Duncombe"->"Nomadic blues." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Murray Perahia"->"Hairy rump area." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Russell Watson"->"Strauss? Well, no!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Jay Aston (the singer from the group 'Bucks Fizz')"->"Once her skirt's off, hop it! Buy 'jazz mags', urgent!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The singer Carol Ann Decker"->"Gnarled ancient rocker, she." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Steven Isserlis"->"Listens, revises." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The violinist Anne-Sophie Mutter"->"Tuition at home? She lets Previn in!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Nigel Lawson"->"Wine? Gallons!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Cocaine dealers"->"...conceal readies." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"David Lee Roth, Samuel Roy Hagar and Gary Francis Caine Cherone"->"A demoniac roar! They're loud, hairy, crag-faced Van Halen singers." (by David Bourke by hand) (2002)
"Ulrika Jonsson's autobiography "Honest""->"Eriksson in. (Just about!) - Harsh, no apology." (by David Bourke by hand) (2002)
"Ulrika Jonsson - "Honest""->"Oh, one's journals stink!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Ulrika Jonsson"->"Sin journals, OK." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Doctor Mario Theissen"->"So, inside the motorcar?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Doctor Mario Theissen"->"Hedonistic motor arse." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A Pilgrimage to Lourdes"->"Misled purgatorial ego." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"David Tremayne"->"Dreamy deviant." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"David Tremayne"->"Demand variety." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Roger Penske"->"Greek person." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Helio Castroneves"->"Loves the car noise." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The South African golfer Retief Goosen"->"Fore! Tee-off, right in hole. (Got assurance!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Nia Vardalos"->"Anal advisor." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Dame Gillian Constance Weir"->"Acclaimed new organ...I listen." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The television presenter Graham Norton"->"Oh man! Arsehole pervert! Not interesting!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sir Paul McCartney, the lead singer of The Beatles"->"A mental scouser, a bleeding-heart rich, lefty pest." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
""Writing Home" - Alan Bennett"->"Note: Gentleman with brain." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Paul Burrell (formerly the butler to the late Diana, Princess of Wales)"->"He'll sell secrets to fun paper. (The Daily Mirror). Foul, unbearable twat!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Cristiano da Matta"->"I'm a scrota and a tit." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Steven Demetre Georgiou / Cat Stevens / Yusuf Islam"->""Devout seventies songs? Feel my music!". (A true great!)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The late British comedian, actor and keyboard player Dudley Stuart John Moore"->"Dead. Both dead. Not only Peter Cook...but also him. (Just hilarity and a merry career)." (by David Bourke by hand) (2002)
"Nigel David Short"->"This gonad drivel." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Christine Stephen-Daly"->"Thespian dish, recently." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Diana Earle Ross"->"Alas! Senior, dear!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Marc Anthony"->"Harmony? Can't!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The singer Marvin Pentz Gaye"->"'Hit' prevents amazing energy!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Leslie Sebastian Charles"->"Re-establish silence, alas." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Leslie Sebastian Charles"->"Ache! (Labial tirelessness!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Seal Henry Samuel"->"A smelly anus here." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Seal Henry Samuel"->"Aurally enmeshes." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"General Augusto Ugarte Pinochet"->"'Torture' encapsulating a huge ego." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Augusto Ugarte Pinochet"->"Naughtiest coup outrage." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Augusto Ugarte Pinochet"->"Outrageous! (Inept, caught)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The West Country"->"Nutty cows there!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Lister Hospital"->"So, it triples health?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sir Michael Peat"->"I am Chas' PR elite." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sir Michael Peat"->"Capitalism here!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Peter Mackintosh"->"Thick meat person." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Peter Mackintosh"->"Prick, honest mate!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Michael David Fawcett"->"Am half-witted vice cad." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Charles, The Prince Of Wales"->"Phallic references? So what!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Tolga Kashif"->"A flash git, OK?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Russell 'The Voice' Watson"->"Who? Anus/testicles lover!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Renault Vel Satis"->"Travel in lush estate." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The singer Lesley Garrett"->"Energy/great tits sell her!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Alice Cooper (Vincent Damon Furnier)"->"Viper-influenced American to croon." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Diana Frances Spencer"->"Ascend Paris (en France)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sir Simon Denis Rattle"->"Disinterest in morals." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Louise Bonsall"->"Lullabies soon?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Stephanie Ryton"->"Penetration-shy." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Stephanie Ryton"->"Insane, potty, her." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Stephanie Ryton"->"A tiny poser, then?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Lady Diana Frances Spencer, The Princess Of Wales"->"Stiff decays on her island. Newspaper clearances?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Carlton Ridenhour"->"Real horrid c**t, no?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Gerald Dankin"->"Naked, darling?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Gerald Dankin"->"Dangle in dark." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Dennis Dunaway"->"An unwise dandy." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Dennis Dale Dunaway"->"Wild-eyed and an anus." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The singer Donovan Philip Leitch"->"Short old hippie - enchanting live!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Antoine Carraby"->"Reactionary ban." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Margaret Hodge"->"Dogma gatherer." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Margaret Hodge"->"Haggard, remote." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Anne, The Princess Royal"->"Canine leaps, then "Sorry!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Dangerous Dogs Act"->"...or cats end shagged-out!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Cecil Edward Parkinson"->"Old wanker. (Rancid Spice!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Angela Mason, Director of the 'Women And Equality Unit'"->"I'm a men-hating old trout and a queer lefty cow. (So inane!)" (by David Bourke by hand) (2002)
"The England Cricket squad"->"Grand techniques tackled." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The England Cricket Team"->"Rich gentlemen attacked." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Commonwealth of Australia"->"A lot of taut women charm. ("Sheila!")." (by David Bourke by hand) (2002)
"Rome, the capital of Italy"->"Mafia top, theoretically." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Nigerian single mother Amina Lawal"->""Harlot", gentlemen in Sharia law imagine." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Timothy Wetherspoon"->"Hoy! The two more pints?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Paul Yaw Boateng, MP"->"Gaytown bum-appeal." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The singer Charles Eugene Patrick Boone"->"Geriatric creep. (A huge knob, nonetheless!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The singer Charles Eugene Patrick Boone"->"Ancient crooner. The bugger likes a sheep!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Buffy The Backside Slayer"->"Flabby arse? Hey, it's f**ked!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"National Express"->"Anal sex penis rot." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Meridian Broadcasting"->""Brain-dead gits!" - Marconi." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The singer Charles Eugene Patrick Boone"->"He began serene, then...religious crackpot!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Osbournes"->"So, bore us then!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Pearl Assurance"->"Ensure crap, alas!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Wayne Roberts"->"Rest weary nob." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Melinda Roberts"->"So damn terrible!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Clifford Thomas Ward"->"Cold. (Fast-forward him!)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Hillside Animal Sanctuary"->"Sadistic? Really inhumane? Halt!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Ross Brawn, the Ferrari Technical Director"->"A rich bastard, terror of the winners' circle." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Radio Times"->"I am so tired." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Radio Times"->"Hordes imitate..." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Radio Times"->"Rot. Media shite." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"'Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats' by Thomas Stearns Eliot"->"Poems of school classroom about kittens. (Typical bastards!)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Actress Marisa Tomei"->"A semiotic smartarse." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Apollo Thirteen"->"Top latrine-hole." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Austin D. Powers"->"Own up! Disaster!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Austin D. Powers"->"Stupid arse, now!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Bernard Stanley "Acker" Bilk"->"Rank clarinet-keys dabbler." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Miss Monica Samille Lewinsky"->"Ice 'n' lemon? Kiss my ass, William!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Declan Galbraith"->"Great banal child!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Epicurean delights"->"Include the pig's ear!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Irritable Bowel Syndrome"->"Intolerable wormy debris." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The mathematician Maurice Rene Frechet"->"Am the numerate Frenchie arithmetic ace!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Laurence Cottle"->"Recollect a tune." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Mo Foster"->"Foremost." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The television gardener Alan Titchmarsh"->"He created right environmental shit, alas!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Robert Burns"->"Torn rubbers." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The stereophonics"->"Ethnic roots: Sheep!" (by David Bourke (inspired by Joe Fathallah) using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Charlotte Elouise Dimmock"->"O, me milk-coloured tits ache!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Catherine Mary Bush"->"Charms, in her beauty." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Charles Villiers Stanford"->"Drain first-level scholars." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The television gardener Charlotte Elouise Dimmock"->"Keen? I do love to stimulate her clematis / green orchid!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The former President Of The United States Of America, James Earl Carter"->"Rose from peanut farmer to a rich elder statesman / jet-setter / chief aide." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"William Scott Bruford"->"Drum-roll of basic twit." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Irish Abortion Referendum"->"I'd father minor in her, to be sure." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The budgerigar"->"Huge great bird." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Queen lead singer Freddie Mercury"->"Yes men, a quite rude red-ringed felcher!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Queen bass guitarist John Richard Deacon"->"Boring...square...detached...just an anchor - he is it!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Peter Clarence Foster"->"Re: Fleet St. crap..."Encore!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Peter Clarence Foster"->"A perfect recent loser." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Peter Clarence Foster"->"Top rectal references." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Peter Clarence Foster"->"Carole's perfect! Enter!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Peter Clarence Foster"->"Recent carefree plots." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Monica's Story"->"Toss...acrimony!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"President Clinton"->"Nondescript let in." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Tony and Cherie Blair"->"Acted horribly inane." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen"->"Oh man! Pinhead queerboys!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Cole Albert Porter"->"Cerebrate trollop." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Declan Galbraith"->"Charting ballade." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Louis Daniel Armstrong"->"So, I'm an ultra-old singer." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Stephanie Flanders"->"Trades halfpennies." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Status Quo singer and guitarist Francis Michael Dominic Nicholas Rossi"->"Shit! I'm long-haired, out-of-tune, narcissistic, no charisma...tragic squalidness!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"No more lonely nights"->"Yelling moron, honest!" (by David Bourke (after Zoran) using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"->"Actual snow! Tons! It's magic, no?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Culture Club bass guitarist Michael Emile Craig"->"Multi-racial herbal-substitute reggae music cliche." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Watney's Red Barrel"->""Water", by slanderer." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Watney's Red Barrel"->"Nearly brewed rats?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Simon Wiesenthal Center, Los Angeles, California, USA."->""Front-Wheelers" in alliances against holocaust enemies." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Trescothick"->"Cricket shot!" (by Joe Fathallah (Inspired by David Bourke) by hand) (2002)
"The session drummer Simon Peter Phillips"->"Inspire me. "Multiple rimshots!", he responds." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Michael Joseph Porcaro"->"Chic pop? Major arsehole." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Ingemar Stenmark"->""Mr. Skier Man" (a gent)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Glenn Martin Tilbrook"->"Moral? Blinking rotten!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Glenn Martin Tilbrook"->"Boner-tinkling mortal." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Christopher Difford"->"Dither, rip chords off." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Julian Miles Holland"->"Noise in hall? Dull jam!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"David Leslie Gilson Lavis"->"A saving: "I sell vile dildos"." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Andrew Metcalfe"->"Lewd fart menace." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sir Alan Bates"->"...is an able star." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Sir Alan Bates"->"It's banal arse." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Mercury Phoenix Trust"->"Truth, honey? Rectum sex...R.I.P." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"The Mercury Phoenix Trust"->"Sex? Try the rump. Hit? No cure." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Joseph Constantine Fathallah"->"Elton John fanatic, alas! ("Shh, pet!")." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Paul Kelleher, of Isleworth."->"Kill the powerful arsehole." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Paul Nicholas"->"A phallus icon." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Paul Nicholas"->"A plain slouch." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"A lardarse"->"Salad? Rare!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"'Mouldy Old Dough' by Lieutenant Pigeon"->"Let huge, mute, ugly old biddy on piano? No!!!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Rolling Stones - 'Forty Licks'"->"Filthiest rock'n'roll songs yet." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Amilcare Ponchielli"->"...'ell, I'm a necrophiliac!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Domenico Scarlatti"->"Melodic castration." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Domenico Scarlatti"->"Scrotal decimation." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Domenico Scarlatti"->"Metal accordionist." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Domenico Scarlatti"->"Italian CD rot comes." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Kings Cross (The London Borough Of Camden)"->"Hordes snog, condoms on. (A f**king brothel!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"'Bittersweet Symphony'"->"Why, Stones-type timbre!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Cable television"->"Bestial violence." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Cable television"->"Noticeable evils." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Cable television"->"Live! Obscene tail!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Murphy's Irish Stout"->"I'm thirsty, so rush up." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Murphy's Irish Stout"->"Hurry, mouth...it's piss!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Irritable Bowel Syndrome"->"Brown rim. (Deliberately so!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Dolly Parton's greatest hits"->"Artiste drops, they last long!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Dolly Parton's greatest hits"->"Portray talentless dogshit." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Mario Lanza"->"Amoral Nazi." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Princess Stephanie of Monaco"->"Her apt confession's "I'm a ponce!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The singer Sheryl Crow"->"Screwing here, shortly." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Robert Lee Halford"->"The 'Red Barrel' fool." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Whitesnake bass guitarist Philip Neil Murray"->"Embarrassing silly hair? I wet, shake, then I put it up!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The ex-Judas Priest lead singer Rob Halford"->"Group 'Saxon' jeers: "Baldheaded shirtlifter!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Trevor Phillips, the head of the Commission for Racial Equality"->"Leftist hired primarily to help achieve his formal coon quotas." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Eddie Irvine's autobiography 'Green Races Red'"->"Cue one sad ego-trip by a renegade Irish driver." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The singer Mya"->""Shite!" - Meg Ryan." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The singer Artemios (Demis) Ventouris Roussos"->""I'm serious virtuoso, me!" - Gross Athens resident." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Natwest Media Centre"->"Statement wanted, Cherie!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Recreational drugs"->"Surreal decorating!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Recreational drugs"->"Nostalgia recurred." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Recreational drugs"->"LSD...career on guitar!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Drainpipe trousers"->"'Ted' pair? No surprise!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Sir Reginald Dwight"->"Weird sight, darling!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Sir Reginald Dwight"->"Danger whilst rigid." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Malcolm Oastler"->"Calls motor "lame"." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The charity shop"->"Oh, try cheap shit!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Finsbury Park Mosque, in St. Thomas Road, Islington, London."->"Monstrous hook-limbed ninny sponsors Al Qaida fight. Nutter!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Flu symptoms"->"My soft plums." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The singer Paul Young"->"Huge or puny genitals?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The singer Paul Young"->"Naughty puerile song." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"'All The Things She Said' by 'tATu' (Elena Sergeevna Katina and Yulia Olegovna Volkova)"->"So-naughty teenage Soviet lesbian hit...vaginal heaven! (All vodka-soaked, naturally!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Elena Sergeevna Katina"->"Real vain teenage sneak." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Yulia Volkova"->"Okay, oil vulva!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Veterinary surgeon"->"Giant revenue, sorry!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Stations of the Cross"->"O! Neatest shots of Christ!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Rainer Schuettler"->"The surreal cretin." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Anthony Banks"->"Hasn't any knob." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Fiona Armstrong"->"Star of a morning." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The State of the Union Address"->"O.T.T. stunt of "airhead". (He's dense!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The United States Government"->"Get those deviant nutters, men!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"A prostitute"->"Piteous tart." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"National Aeronautics and Space Administration"->"Aim is to land pods in/near USA area. Can it? No, it can't." (by David Bourke by hand) (2003)
"Christina Aguilera videos"->"Garish visual erection-aid." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Agent Provocateur"->"Coverage upon tart." (by David Bourke by hand) (2003)
"The Butlins holiday camp at Bognor Regis"->"Bugger it! It's a bloody crap 'n' shithole, man!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2003)
"The Butlins holiday camp at Minehead in Somerset"->"Dump more dismal than Belsen. It's a con. Hey, I hate it!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Cincinnati Bengals"->"Ten nail-biting chances." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Bronchial melanoma"->"Hormonal imbalance." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Inderjit Singh Reyat"->"Hit Indian jet? Yes. (Grr!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Alan Rusbridger"->"Arse-rub, darling?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Lord Chancellor, Lord Alexander "Derry" Irvine of Lairg"->"Horridly rich, lax over fine-graded decor. (All "tenner a roll"!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley"->"Hey! Tall fellow! Scary monster!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Catherine Murphy"->"The run? Hey, I'm crap!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Manchester United and England footballer David Beckham"->"Beaten, Ferguson blathered and mocked, and hit him. (Celt vandal!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The rock singer Elaine Bookbinder"->"Re-branding to 'Elkie Brooks'. Nice, eh?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The guitarist Ritchie Blackmore"->"Rock/metal, huh? It's geriatric, I bet!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Nicholas Bates (Nick Rhodes)"->"Considers Le Bon a hack shit." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Nicholas Bates"->"Le Bon? A shit-sac!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Nicholas Bates"->"Chastisable, no?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Clue"->"Rather viciously mean?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Chicken Pasta Alfredo"->"A half-eaten cod's prick." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Steven Patrick Morrissey (the lead singer of 'The Smiths')"->"Votes say I'm THE depressing Manchester shirtlifter, OK?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Steven Patrick Morrissey"->"Prick reservation system." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Secretary of State for Defence Geoffrey William Hoon"->""War? So? I'm free on holiday" (Yet the Forces felt great offence!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The typical scouser"->"Copulate? Christ, yes!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Geoff Hoon"->"Oh! Gone off!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Hoon"->"Oh no!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Walter Bagehot"->"Get a bowler hat!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Guardian"->"It harangued." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Guardian"->"Hague: "Darn it!"" (by David Bourke/Martyn Cornell using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Michael Ray Dibdin Heseltine"->"Randy imbecile hit headlines." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Group Captain Sir Douglas Robert Stuart Bader"->"Proud rating: Air ace. (But legs rust, poor bastard!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Self-loathing"->"Hello, fasting!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Self-gratification"->"Stiff genitalia...cor!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Funeral procession"->"Cars, foul pensioner." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"'Universal Mother' by Sinead O'Connor"->"Bald Irish crooner's venom. (Ay, no tune!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"'Into The Gap' by The Thompson Twins"->"Mighty! Now, that's the best in pop, no?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Mass debate"->"Teams-based." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Brian May's 'The Red Special' guitar"->"Hear! (It played Brian's great music.)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The National Inspection Council for Electrical Installation Contracting"->"Call it to stop an illegal current-connection. (Ratification is non-technical.)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"A low sperm count"->"...clouts manpower." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"A low sperm count"->"Come par: Nuts "low"." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"A low sperm count"->"P.S. Cruel to woman." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"A low sperm count"->"Copulate now, Mrs!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Masturbation is healthy"->"Morality hasn't hit abuse!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Masturbation is healthy"->"Abuse thirty hot animals." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Single mothers"->""So English" term." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Single mothers"->"Girls net homes." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The tabloid newspapers"->"Help botts, and wipe arse!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Dita Von Teese"->"Neatest video!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Dita Von Teese"->"Stain devotee." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Gay and Lesbian Communities"->"I see this image: Man - nob. Lady - c**t." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Striptease Clubs"->"It beats scruples!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
""Every Letter Counts" by Susan Hampshire"->""Shy? Sure am, but I can't spel". (Very, er...honest!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Exchange student"->"Gas the next dunce!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Carmen Electra"->"Rectal menacer." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Dante Michael Soiu"->"Idea: Lunatics' home!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Dante Michael Soiu"->"Malicious net-head." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Dante Michael Soiu"->"I am a hostile dunce." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Dante Michael Soiu"->"His education? Lame." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
""You cannot be serious!""->"Abusee: "On-court? Noisy!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Lesley Ash's lips"->"Shapeless, silly!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"'Telegram Sam' - T.Rex"->"Extreme 'Glam' star." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Left-wing politicians"->"Flat in logic? We spin it!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Gordon Angus Deayton"->"Gonad or nut? Gonad, yes?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Gordon Angus Deayton"->"Any good-natured snog!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Kelly Osbourne"->"No bloke, surely!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Standard Liege"->"A deranged list." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"William Burnside"->"Subliminal, weird." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"University of Cambridge"->"Discovering fruit maybe." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Victoria's Secret Catalogue"->"Categorical: Cutest ovaries!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"University of St.Andrews"->"Unsensitive wordy farts." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Victoria's Secret"->"Eroticist craves." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Victoria's Secret Catalogue"->"Average cost. (A cute clitoris!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Richer Sounds - The UK's Biggest Hi-Fi Retailer"->"Cries "Hurrah! I like shifting budget stereos!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The royal dress designer Sir Edwin Hardy Amies"->"E.R. is real sorry he died: "Isn't Ash Wednesday grim?"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Technical Support"->"Prophetical c**ts." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"alt.english.usage"->"He lists language." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"alt.anarchism"->"Charlatanism." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Frederick Neil Rothstein"->"Rotten reek! (Friend's chili.)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Frederick Neil Rothstein"->"Filthier tinker. (Censored!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Frederick Neil Rothstein"->"Is old, freethinker cretin." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Nigerian frauds"->"...are fundraising." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Nigerian fraudster"->"Ensuring fair trade?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Colorectal disease"->"Delicate loo scares." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Great Ormond Street Hospital for Sick Children"->"Checked infants, so Dr might operate. (Little horrors!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Herod Antipas"->"In past. (Oh dear!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Herod Antipas"->"Deaths. (Or pain.)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Hippocrates"->"It's a chopper!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Intestinal Gas"->"Stain genitals." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Inappropriate touching"->"Upright! (Appreciation, no?)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Indigestion"->"Digits in one!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Lewis Madison Terman"->"I am a monster swindle!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Large-breasted women"->"Dream teenagers blow." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Melinda Rolfe"->"Old man relief." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Promiscuity"->"MP curiosity." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Sir Humphrey Gilbert"->"Terribly huge shrimp." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Reverend Ian Richard Kyle Paisley"->"The IRA? In prayer, dickhead yells "Never!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The singer Patricia "P.P." Arnold"->"Hear ear-splitting rancid pop." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Fay Presto (Oliver Winter)"->"Often worries, privately." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The magician Fay Presto"->"Against fame? Hypocrite!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"A Design For Life"->"Offering ideals." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"'A Design For Life' by The Manic Street Preachers"->"Grim three-piece taffy band. Arseholes. Cretins." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The French cook Auguste Escoffier"->"I ate chunk off frog, sour cheese, etc." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Frederick Neil Rothstein"->"Shirtlifter. Keen on cider." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Frederick Neil Rothstein"->"Decree nisi rethink? ROTFL!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Frederick Neil Rothstein"->"I rifled in Rochester, Kent." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Nude pictures"->"I perused c**t." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Frederick Neil Rothstein"->"Erect. Tired, no life. Shrink." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Spearmint Rhino"->"Prominent hairs." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Spearmint Rhino"->"Has merit in porn?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Mary Letourneau"->"You learn, mature." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The National Obesity Forum"->"I obtain the enormously fat." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Natural selection"->"Clean out latrines!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Gareth Gates: Singing Through My Stammer - A 'Tonight' Special"->"See on tape: "I sh-sh-shan't...g-g-g-g-get...m-m-my...a-articulation r-right"." (by David Bourke by hand) (2003)
"Dr Ernst Grafenberg, the discoverer of the G-spot area"->"Sore vadge fingered, tart throbs, groans: "Here! Perfect!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Loftus Road PLC"->"Facts: Poor, dull." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Loftus Road PLC"->"Scrotal fold-up." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The actress Katherine Winslet"->"It's clear: See her tits, then wank." (by David Bourke by hand) (2003)
"The actress Katherine Winslet"->"Titanic's wet sheets rankle her." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Interflora - Say it with flowers"->"Stiff? I want rose or lily wreath!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Penny Lancaster"->"Centenary plans." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Christopher Martin"->"I'm sharp, rotten, rich." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"President Saddam Hussein al-Tikriti"->"Instead, I'm Hitler's kind: a stupid arse." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Sir Nicholas Montagu, the Chairman of the Inland Revenue"->"Hard nut. He'll receive a mountain of cash: nothing remains." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Sir Nicholas Montagu"->"Cash margin solution." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Sir Nicholas Montagu"->"Sigh! Moron's a lunatic!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Mr Muscle Oven Cleaner"->"No scum men! Real clever!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Newton Leroy Gingrich"->"Growing incoherently." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Pat Schroeder"->"Red-hot capers!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Chairman Mao Tse Tung"->"A great communist? Nah!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Chairman Mao Tse Tung"->"Utmost China manager." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Chairman Mao Tse Tung"->"Man's truth: Egomaniac." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Chairman Mao Tse Tung"->"Mutant American hogs." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"F. Rothstein"->"Rotten fish." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"R. Rothstein"->"Horn-sitter." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Fred Rothstein"->"Rodent shifter." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Mister Rothstein"->"This rotten miser!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Mister Rothstein"->""Mother!" (Inserts it!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"A leopard cannot change its spots"->"Tigers cannot choose/adapt plans." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"A leopard cannot change its spots"->"Lhasa Apso dogs cannot intercept." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"A leopard cannot change its spots"->"Poodles cannot stain shag carpet." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"A leopard cannot change its spots"->"PS: Apes cannot go into cathedrals." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"A leopard cannot change its spots"->"Arachnids can't go to sleep on taps." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"A leopard cannot change its spots"->"Oh! Antelopes can't stop rancid gas." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Solitary confinement"->"Notice male in Y-Fronts." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The deaf Scottish percussion player Evelyn Glennie"->"Feeling sound so perceptively, in style. (She can't hear.)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Lal Krishna Advani"->"Kandahar? Villains!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Operation Enduring Freedom"->"Frog/onion eater impeded run." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Henri Matisse"->"Is entire sham." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"May she rest in peace"->"Ah yes...I respect. Amen." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Old Compton Street"->"So tempted? Control!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Period pains"->"I drop a penis." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Seminal fluid"->"Anus? I'm filled." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Playgirls"->"Leg it, sharply!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"President Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela"->"Held there on an all-male island prison." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Israeli Armed Forces"->"Racialism fostered here." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Israeli Armed Forces"->"Their farces demoralise." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Israeli Armed Forces"->"Oh dear me! Fiercest liars." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Ministry of Defence"->"They'd eminent officers." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Albert Arnold Gore"->"Droll organ-beater." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"General Tommy Franks"->"Y-Fronts mangle-maker." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"George Smith Patton"->"Top something great." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Australian Broadcasting Commission"->"Smashing dramatisation locations, Bruce." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Credit Agricole Normand"->"Economic retard, darling!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Credit Agricole Britline"->"Retire, being old, critical." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The anagrammatist Rick Rothstein"->"Mark this tight American as "rotten"." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The anagrammatist Rick Rothstein"->"Thick? A right Net smartarse, am I not?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The anagrammatist Rick Rothstein"->"Remark to sting: "That American shit!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Chirac, President of France"->"Penis-faced chronic farter." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The President of France, Valery Giscard d'Estaing"->"Praised garlic, fatty cheese, tender frogs, and vin." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"French politics"->"Prolific stench." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"French politics"->"Conflict? Perish!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Catherine of Valois"->"A fact: I so love Henri." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Claude Levi-Strauss"->"Cruel sadist values." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Edouard Manet's painting 'Le Dejeuner sur l'Herbe'"->"Oh! Male pair just see nude girl under tree. (Banned!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Lily Langtree"->"Later, yelling." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Robertson Golly"->"The trollboy's negro." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Feminine hygiene products"->"Ignominy, if her c**t seeped." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"What a pleasant surprise."->"Her pants await perusals." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Dixie Chicks"->"Shh! I excite dick." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Alicia Silverstone"->"Silica revelations." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Sophie Marceau"->""O!" As I came up her." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Virginie Ledoyen"->"Eye lived-in groin." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Video nasties"->"So deviate, sin." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Homo erectus"->"He rose to cum." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Cotes du Rhone"->"Retch due soon." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Martin Scorsese"->"Romances sister." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Mott The Hoople bass guitarist Peter Overend Watts"->"See that nut attempt to wear silvered thigh-boots! (Poser!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Aerolineas Argentinas"->"Galtieri sane? No, an arse!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Daniel Patrick Moynihan"->"A typical hero in mankind." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"An enormous penis"->"One is super on man." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Prince of Wales (Charles Philip Arthur George Mountbatten-Windsor)"->"Real pompous, petulant, high-class inbreed wretch waiting for E.R. throne." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Donald Henry Rumsfeld"->"Fondly handles murder." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Prince of Wales (Charles Philip Arthur George Mountbatten-Windsor)"->"Diana Spencer? Elbow her, forget her...now to thrust penis right up Camilla." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"French military"->"I fancy Mr Hitler." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Adam 'Budgie' Faith"->"Mafia baddie, thug." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Monsieur Alain Prost"->"I am in ultra-poorness." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Irish golfer Padraig Harrington"->"A hero arising. (Left or right hand grip?)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Sporty Spice Melanie Chisholm"->"I'm the physical one. (Limp scores.)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Anti-war protestor"->"Twerp's a traitor, no?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Noddy and Big Ears"->"Ian Brady, godsend." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The actor Martin Clunes"->"No testicular merchant." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The actor Martin Clunes"->"Charm? Talent? Cretinous!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The actor Martin Clunes"->"Rectum action enthrals." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Australian soap actress and singer Natalie Imbruglia"->"I start a casual part in Neighbours and male genitals arise!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The House of Windsor"->"O, the so unwished-for!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Prince of Wales (Charles Philip Arthur George Mountbatten-Windsor)"->"I'm eager. I'll creep in bush undergrowth, sit, chat to plant, hope for answer!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Alistair Murdoch McCoist"->"I'm a match's sour old critic." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Alistair Murdoch McCoist"->"Rum, homicidal, racist Scot." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Boo Radleys"->"So, deathly bore?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The actress Theresa Paup (Russell)"->"The star lures. She's a cute slapper!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Theresa Russell"->"A lesser slut, her." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Theresa Paup (Russell)"->"Phalluses' apertures." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Gardeners' Question Time"->"Administer green quotes." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Rudolph Valentino"->"Hold up, no interval." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Sigourney Weaver"->"Wieners voyageur." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Shirley Maclaine"->"Silly maniac here." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Hattie McDaniel"->"I acted in Hamlet." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Hardcore pornography"->"Harry: "Chopper, or gonad?"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"A pair of ladies' undergarments"->"Pleasing fit around dame's rear." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Daley Thompson"->"Hey, old man! Stop!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Prince of Wales (Charles Philip Arthur George Mountbatten-Windsor)"->"Mother's, father's copulating: The low-brainpower pinhead result. (Cringe!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"An Ideal Husband"->"In lad, unabashed." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Bord Gais Eireann"->"No brains? I'd agree." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"General Thomas Ray Franks"->"Arrogant yank harms, flees." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Satisfaction guaranteed!"->"Tart fed in sausage action." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Pierre Simon de Fermat"->"Forte remained primes." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Pierre Simon de Fermat"->"Retired on primes fame." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Porn actress"->"Censor parts." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Daniel Day-Lewis"->"Idle...ladies yawn." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The singer Dionne Warwick"->"Weak in this new recording." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Daniel Michael Day-Lewis"->"He is all wild-eyed. (Maniac!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Mifepristone"->"Semen? I profit!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Performance Artist"->"A first-rate ponce, Mr!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Personal Ads"->"No spare lads?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Prostate cancer"->"Reaper contacts." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Seattle, Washington"->"Honest, genial twats." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Sir Basil Spence"->"Brainless epics." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Sian Adey-Jones"->"Enjoyed, as a sin." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Sir Denis Thatcher"->"Third Reich assent." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Palestinians"->"Plain nasties." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists"->"Eminent scholars of genital science cogitate bloody rags." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The European Association of Gynaecologists and Obstetricians"->"Fanny troubles? Organisation to diagnose it, scoop...ache, it ceases." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists"->"Men on case fascinated to see girl's crotch/genital biology." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The European Association of Gynaecologists and Obstetricians"->"Chooses to use an antibiotic, so places a steady finger into organ." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Thirty And Confused"->"Shift to redundancy." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Thirty And Confused"->"Defunct, and history." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Psychoderelict"->"Psychedelic rot." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Psychoderelict"->"Cold, creepy shit." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Billingsgate Fish Market in London"->"Breathing in 'hot genitals' kind of smell." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Avril Lavigne"->"Living larvae." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Avril Ramona Lavigne"->"A raving animal lover." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Marco Pirroni"->"Or I crap on rim." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The European Association of Gynaecologists and Obstetricians"->"Labia or c**t society...no shortage in panties of cases to diagnose." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Nina Simone"->"I'm insane, no?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Sir Nicholas Serota"->"Historical reasons." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Sir Nicholas Serota"->"Is arse in Art School." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Same-sex relationship"->"Anal sex? He promises it." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Same-sex relationship"->"Hails extreme passion." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Thierry Boutsen"->"Hirsute rentboy." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Thierry Boutsen"->"One shirty brute." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Sean Chenery"->"Enhances yer!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Mrs Nomzamo Winifred Zanyiwe Madikizela-Mandela"->"I'm a zany madwoman...minimize work, ran fiddle/sleaze." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The actress Mary Farrah Leni Fawcett"->"After, screw the flashy American tart." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome"->"Run! Stops more rice-eaters everyday." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome"->"Scores RIP. East need every mortuary." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The SARS Epidemic"->"Imprecise deaths." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Sinclair C Five"->"Sit five-inch clear!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Possum Bourne"->"Onerous bumps." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Sheila Grant"->"Genital rash." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Belfast, Ulster"->"Bullets strafe." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Crucible Theatre in Sheffield, South Yorkshire"->"Cue the chief British hall...yes, it furthered snooker!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The City of Rochester-upon-Medway, in Kent."->"Dickens' pretty home, to enchant your wife." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Singer Louise Gabrielle Bobb"->"Beige blubber, gorilla noises." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"A Bridgestone tire"->"Steering, road-bite." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Walmer, Deal"->"We're all mad!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Manchester United Football Club"->"To climb thence. Arsenal doubtful." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Roberto Carlos da Silva"->"Real's robotic salvador." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Roberto Carlos da Silva"->"Brasil scrota overload." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Roberto Carlos da Silva"->"A bold arrival's to score." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Damian Aspinall"->"Aid animal plans." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Howletts Wild Animal Park"->"The wild Aspinall Mark Two." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Detroit Spinners"->"Torpid inertness." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Right Said Fred"->"Hard, rigid fest." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Spin Doctors"->"To do sphincters." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Caroline Charles"->"Rinse each collar." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The actress Amanda Louise Holden"->"Casual mate. (Les Dennis had her too!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The mountaineer Aron Ralston"->"Alone, into nature, shorten arm." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"A candida albicans yeast infection (thrush)"->"Fanny slot a bit rancid 'n' acidic? Use a sheath!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Palace of Westminster"->"Earnest half-wits compete." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Palace of Westminster"->"Men sit, chop welfare state." (by David Bourke (after Mick Tully) using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The pen is mightier than the sword"->"The emphasis, then? Red-hot writing." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Pissed as a newt"->"Wasted sapiens." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Amnesty International"->"Tyrannies' lamentation." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Fornicating"->"Ain't forcing!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Jewish Cookbook (written by Esther Jacobs Levy)"->"Jerk Chicken Broth with beet, loaves, best sow? Oy, joy!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Amanda Louise Holden"->"No shame? A loud denial!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Mark Alan Webber"->"Warmer, bankable." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Steven Tallarico"->"All vast erection." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Steven Victor Tallarico"->"Vertical? Not so vertical?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Jessie Matthews"->"Jism wets a sheet." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Jessie Matthews"->"A white mess jets." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Lysergic Acid Diethylamide"->"Chemicals delayed rigidity." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The 'Simply Italian' restaurant chain"->"A line in pasta artistry! (Ah, lunchtime!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Victoria Butler-Henderson"->"No brain, tortured vehicles." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Victoria Butler-Henderson"->"Abhorrent television! Crud!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Victoria Butler-Henderson"->"Ruins a red-hot convertible." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Victoria Butler-Henderson"->"Loved shine in carburettor." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Victoria Butler-Henderson"->"Rub an erection: Short-lived." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Victoria Butler-Henderson"->"Horrible deviant, sore c**t." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The menstrual flow"->"Towels, then? Armful!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"W.Tunstall-Pedoe"->"Lewd, so petulant!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Noel David Redding, the late bass guitarist of The Jimi Hendrix Experience"->"Just a sex-mad ginger-afro-head indecent exhibitionist pervert. ("Hell, I died!")" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Minardi Formula One racing driver Justin Wilson"->"I'm rum individual...arrogant reject, slow non-finisher." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Scottish Parliament"->"Shh! It is complete tartan!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The footballer Paul Gascoigne"->"Goals to perfection? Laughable!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The footballer Paul Gascoigne"->"Face on page? Gorilla's butthole!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"A little penis"->"Pestilential." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The football presenter Gabby Logan"->"A bonny garbler. (Legs 'top of the table')." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
""Nothing Like The Sun" by Sting"->"Yes, blinking hot night tunes!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Peter Benjamin Mandelson"->"Anal porn? Bind me, jet semen." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Pete Townshend"->"End: Who 'Net pest'." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Vow of Silence"->"So, when voice left?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The singer Elvis Aaron Presley"->"Arsehole is presently in grave." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Priscilla Presley"->"Silly slapper, Eric?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Siedah Garrett"->"Tight arse, dear!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Siedah Garrett"->"Tartish? Agreed!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Siedah Garrett"->"Shag/ride treat." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Typical Yorkshireman"->"...is a normal chirpy tyke." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Cosmetic Surgery"->"Urges cirsectomy." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"A nasty smell"->"...stems anally." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Gemma Abbey"->"My mega babe." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The singer Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone"->"Choice, cunning man-eater, so cool, divine arse!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Telephone scatologia"->"Apologies to the clean." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Best Things in Life are Free"->"Leeriest benefit? Shafting her!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Peter Gerald Hain"->"Read in Telegraph." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Roger Daltrey"->"Retrogradely." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Sir Edmund Hillary and Sherpa Tensing"->"In end, risers stand really damn high up!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Juan Pablo Montoya"->"A top bum! Anal joy, no?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Michael Fleetwood"->"Ace! (He'd follow time!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Desiree Washington"->"Gents inside a whore." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Welsh Secretary Peter Hain"->"Spin, treachery...he's real wet!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The asylum seeker Abas Amini"->"Iran's abuses? I am the key male." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Flight of Icarus"->"Safe lift, right? Ouch!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Monte Carlo (The Principality of Monaco)"->"Richly top capital of emotion 'n' romance." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Personal allotment"->"Mole alert! No plants!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Personal allotment"->"To plant real lemons." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Liliane Vasconcelos"->"Classical evil one, no?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Ali Bongo"->"A big loon." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
""The Dream Of The Blue Turtles" - Sting"->"The truth? Fudge! I'm talentless bore!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Togmeister"->"Egoist term." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"A typical blonde"->"Into bed, lay...clap." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Shadows lead guitarist Hank B. Marvin"->"Salvation? Dumb shithead's a right wanker!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Daniel Kustow"->"Wind leaks out!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Thomas Robinson"->"Homo strains nob." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Thomas Giles Robinson"->"Assholes-biting moron." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Thomas Giles Robinson"->"Garish slob, so into men." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Patricia The Stripper"->"Part her tits - epic pair!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"George Bush Senior"->"Orgies, huge boners." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Back In The U.S.S.R."->"Crush beatniks." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Barry Manilow's nose"->"I only embarrass now." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Lakeside Shopping Centre, Thurrock"->"Cheap knickers? The result: drooping!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Private Eye editor Ian Hislop"->"Satire? "One vile idiot!". There. Happy?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Lakeside Shopping Centre, Thurrock"->"Ignore the slappers, check the drink out!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Let's Spend The Night Together"->"Stones get their length/depth." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Portishead"->"Hip! So rated!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Homosexual tendencies"->"Semen in, exhausted...cool!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Actor Sean Bean"->"Banana so erect." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Actor Sean Bean"->"Satan, Boner Ace." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The dancer Lionel Blair"->"Hear libel: "An old cretin!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The dancer Lionel Blair"->"Lean, red-hot brilliance." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The dancer Lionel Blair"->"Ballerina in erect hold." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The singer Melissa Etheridge"->"Teaser! (Might she need girlies?)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The singer Melissa Etheridge"->"Girl, I see she might need a rest!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Hornsey Lane Bridge"->"Slogan by her: "End it here!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Frank Grimes"->"Fingermarks." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Roy Castle"->"So treacly." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Honi soit qui mal y pense"->"Opinions quietly shame." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"A 'Greatest Hits' compilation"->"It's time to cash in, reap, gloat." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The greatest hits"->"The tightest arse." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"X-rated films"->"Sex-mad flirt." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Population control methods"->"Tool up? Stop children. (Man too!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Solway Harvester"->"Rather heavy, wet loss." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Cliff Burnstein and Peter Mensch"->"Such bland riffs. (Ten percent mine!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Deborah Norville"->"Blonde hair lover." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Listerine antiseptic mouthwash"->""Within the cup" - Alanis Morissette." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"St. Pancras Station"->"A scant trains spot." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"'Understanding Loved Boys And Boy Lovers' - David L. Riegel"->"Very odd old arse-bandit involved in lad-buggery lesson." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Tracy Chapman"->"Match any crap." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The pianist Bobby Crush"->"Pathetic rubbishy snob." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Herpes Facialis"->"Fear is lips ache." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Herpes Genitalis"->"Is the penis large?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"A bilateral orchiectomy"->"A totally barmier choice." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The tennis player Boris Becker"->"Star penis, celebrity knob here." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Sting - 'Mercury Falling'"->"Masterfully cringing." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"William Tunstall-Pedoe"->"Well solid nuptial mate." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"President Robert Mugabe"->"In more debt? Great! Superb!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"President Mugabe"->"Superdebt enigma." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Brian Harold May"->"An amoral hybrid." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The British Limbless Ex-Service Men's Association (A registered charity)"->"It has sincere aims, ie: brave monodexters' shelter/accessibility rights." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Marat Safin"->"Farts mania." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Spencer Bonaventure Tracy"->"Very nascent protuberance!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Tennis players"->"Earnestly spin!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Tennis players"->"Style? Prannies." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The European Parliament"->"An ephemeral reputation." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"A tennis match"->"Static Henman." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Used condoms"->"So cum-sodden." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Swiss tennis player Roger Federer"->"Error-free line swing tests sharp-eyed." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Kindness Of Strangers"->"Kate finds her strongness." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Iranian craniopagus twin sisters Laleh and Ladan Bijani"->"I shall warn: Suicidal and insane, separating join at the brain." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Craniopagus twins"->"Autopsic warnings?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Andrew Gilligan"->"Wrangling? Ideal!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The reporter Andrew Gilligan"->"Hell! I rant, triggered open war." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Diana, Princess of Wales Memorial Fund"->"War! Finance Dept sued. for millions. (A shame!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Diana, Princess of Wales Memorial Fund"->"So, is a flame from a super 'Candle In The Wind'?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Peter Gary Tatchell"->"Yell: "Target the crap!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Ightham Mote"->"That gem (IMHO)!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Scotney Castle"->"So, accent style?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"La Fiesta de San Fermines, Pamplona"->"Sense of fear...animal impaled pants!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The 'British American Racing' Formula One team"->"In race, Button hammers it home in a fragile car." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The rock guitarist Edward Van Halen"->"Live guarantee: Hard two-hand tricks." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Angela Marie DiFranco"->"A fair, golden American." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Dave Stewart"->"Ever-sad twat." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The singer Mary Hopkin"->"Giant nympho shrieker!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The session guitarist Mitch Dalton"->"He's one tight musician, artists told." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The former Ugandan dictator Idi Amin"->"In fridge: Natrium, rancid head, tomato." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Eric Clapton - 'Wonderful Tonight'"->"Chronic tripe. "God" now flatulent." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"A smelly arse"->"Really a mess!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Royal Ballet"->"Lately, a brothel." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Nurse Florence Nightingale"->"Unrelenting, healing Forces." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Harvey Milk High School, New York City."->"I teach clever kinky homos. Highly worthy!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The farmer Tony Martin"->"Try that firearm on men." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Life Insurance"->"IRA influences." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Director of Communications Alastair Campbell"->"One top Labour mastermind? It's farcical, comical!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Alison 'Alf' Moyet"->"Mainly loose fat." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Alison 'Alf' Moyet"->"I'm a lonely fatso." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Alison 'Alf' Moyet"->"Fellatio? So many!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Stone Gossard"->"Sorest gonads." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Medway Maritime Hospital"->"Immediately to 'RIP'. What shame!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The singer Dolly Rebecca Parton"->"Or: giant recycled elephant orbs." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Antonio Banderas"->"Reason? Abandon it!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Vicky Gene Robinson"->"Bonking? So very nice!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"V. Gene Robinson"->"No boners given." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Hormone Replacement Therapy"->"No men care? The temporary help." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"An erotic picture"->"Routine practice." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Sleeping around"->"Dong in...pleasure!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Whittard of Chelsea"->"This char (tea) flowed." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The soul singer Bill Withers"->"Sure less thrill with Boeing!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Goodies"->"Oh God, see it!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Diana Mosley"->"One aim, sadly." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Alex Best"->"Table sex." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The singer Nik Kershaw"->"The wanker's shrieking." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"General Idi Amin Dada Oumee ("The Butcher Of Uganda")"->"A huge, diet-free, brutal, inhumane maniac. Dead? Good!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Platonic relationship"->"Sphincterial optional." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Strip search"->"Shit! Scarper!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Silicone breasts"->"Cone stabilisers." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Bedroom antics"->"Condoms are bit." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"In the bedroom"->"Root me behind!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Lord Norman Beresford Tebbit"->"Snored flat in bed...bomb terror!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Sergio Vieira de Mello"->"I die. Morose, all grieve." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Playing the harmonica"->"Am typical: A 'Hohner' in G." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Willie Nelson"->"Now ill, senile." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Ulster Unionist Party"->"Nuts! (Slithery reputation.)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Male escort agency"->"Select gay romance." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Madonna, Britney Spears, and Christina Aguilera"->"Sad and repugnant hairy American lesbians trio." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The most beautiful girl in the world"->"To the list: The wonderful Imbruglia." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Merriam-Webster's Online Dictionary"->"Enticed, to librarians' immense worry." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"'The Hunchback Of Notre Dame', written by Victor Hugo"->"French book about totty-mad revenge within church." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Greg Ridley"->"Girl-greedy." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Kent County Constabulary"->"Truly, cane on any buttocks!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Charlotte Tessa Rampling"->"The actress. (Plot marginal!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Charlotte Tessa Rampling"->"Clothes mar genital parts." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Gordon Hawtin"->"No organ width!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Terry Wogan's 'Is It Me?'"->"Yawn, Togmeister sir!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Cussons Imperial Leather"->"Soap shit, urea...smell nicer!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Patrick Fyffe and George Logan"->"...of legendary pink faggot farce." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The National Front Party"->"A tyrant Hitler fan on top." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
""Carnival of the Animals" by Camille Saint-Saens"->"In assembly: Cat, alsatian, raven, camel, fish, lion." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Listerine Original Mouthwash"->"Rate in lowering halitosis hum?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"'Remnants' Womens Hockey Club"->"Lay, screw, bonk no men, the scum!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Charles Camille Saint-Saens"->"Lines are classical anthems!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Charles Camille Saint-Saens"->"Classical animalness there!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The band All Saints"->"That's "Lesbianland!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"'Monsieur Mangetout' (Michel Lotito)"->"I'm gone out to lunch. (It is more metal!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Michael Hucknall"->"Hell, chuck...I'm anal!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The lead singer of the group Simply Red Michael James Hucknall"->"Filthy ginger-headed Manchester music-hall lame pop/soul jerk." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The singer Rachel Stevens"->""S-C-Seven" English tart here." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The London Hilton Metropole, Edgware Road."->"Good little 'name' hotel opened on Harrow Rd." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The London Hilton Metropole, Edgware Road."->"Paddington hotel. (Need a room? Root her well!)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The London Hilton Metropole, Edgware Road."->"Paddington hellhole tower, room rated "one"." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The pantomime dame and ex-pugilist Frank Bruno"->"Formidable ring man...next, put in a madhouse, kept." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Thames Valley Metal Detectors Association"->"Steel motivates, totally dominates, each search." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Paul Cattermole"->"Male crap outlet." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The National Organization For Albinism and Hypopigmentation"->"An amazing abnormality, if paler in toning. I do hope to tan. (No shit!)" (by David Bourke by hand) (2003)
"The Rochester Preservation Society"->"The RPS: Rich, certain to veto eyesores." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"'The English Roses' by Madonna"->"Her almighty nonsense, so bad!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Oxford University Women's Cricket Club"->"Six? To century, even? Christ! I bowl 'em for duck!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Loose women"->"Someone low." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The astrologer Russell Grant"->"Real large sloth, gross nutter." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The most severe flatulence"->"Scheme: Let out eleven farts!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Daniel Barenboim"->"I, abominable nerd." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Charles Dunstone"->"Asshole. C**t. Nerd." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Allen and Overy, New Change, London."->"Old 'n' renowned legal heavy cannon." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The late film director Lindsay Gordon Anderson"->"Elder statesman of ironhandedly rigid control." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Demetrio Albertini"->"Terrible, mean idiot." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Statues of Easter Island"->"This stone, a tad featureless." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Helena Bonham Carter"->"Abnormal nether ache." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Betsy Duncan Smith"->"Nasty, dumb ethnics!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Betsy Duncan Smith"->"My husband's 'nit', etc..." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Yang Liwei, the first Chinese person launched into space"->"Yellow chap seen up in his shining craft needs rice to eat." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The spaceman Yang Liwei"->"I'm Chinese getaway plan." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The spaceman Yang Liwei"->"Why, planet's a nice image!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The model Yasmin Le Bon"->"Simon? Beyond hell, mate!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The model Yasmin Le Bon"->"Slim honey-blonde mate!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The supermodel Yasmin Parvaneh-Le Bon"->"Hot beaver? Slim honey? Mundane slapper?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Peaches Geldof"->"Help! Dog faeces!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Isle of Man"->"Manifest hole." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Staten Island Ferry"->"Falters, shattered in NY." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
""I'm The Leader Of The Gang""->"Glitter? Fame he had, gone." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Carla Bruni Tedeschi"->"A rich, desirable c**t!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Carla Bruni Tedeschi"->"Randiest, cherubical." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The McDonalds Corporation"->"Rancid hot red tampons. Cool!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Massey-Ferguson tractors"->"Rusty one gets across farm." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Girls Aloud singer Cheryl Tweedy"->"Guilty! Swelling red eye cost her hard." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Catherine Elise Blanchett"->"A nice little snatch be here!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Cadbury-Schweppes"->"Such crap spewed by..." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The supersonic airplane Concorde"->"Perilous, accident-prone? ONE crash." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Bolivian President, Carlos Mesa"->"Torpid, bent, vile S. American asshole." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"'The Lighthouse Family' Duo"->"Oh my! A huge soul hit - 'Lifted'." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Tory leadership contest"->"Sly creep no threat to I.D.S." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Camilla Rosemary Shand"->"Silly dream as a monarch." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Camilla Rosemary Shand"->"Damn, I'm royal as Charles!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Camilla Rosemary Shand"->"All 'no charisma', my dears!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Camilla Rosemary Shand"->"A dismally rash romance." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"'A Royal Duty' written by Paul Burrell"->"O, prurient tawdry bull by a 'true ally'!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Camilla Rosemary Parker-Bowles"->"I am a merry raw bollocks pleaser!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Camilla Rosemary Parker-Bowles"->"Balmoral pricks? Awesomely rare!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Camilla Rosemary Parker-Bowles"->"Was arse-licker, am royal problem." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Camilla Rosemary Shand"->"Hassle - I marry a cold man." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Andrew Henry Parker-Bowles"->"Shrewd boner player. (Wanker!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Margaret Mary Emily Anne Hyra"->"Meg Ryan: "My real name? Hairy Rat!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Samuel Finley Breese Morse"->"Saline eyeful? Remember: SOS!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"William 'Bootsy' Collins"->"Cool bass in lowly limit!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Thomas Parker-Bowles"->"Remarkable posh swot." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Wendell Sailor"->"A swollen idler." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Shane Williams"->"...is Welsh animal!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Girls Aloud singer Cheryl Ann Tweedy"->"Naughty Tyneside screwer. ("Hello, darling!")" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Gordon Giltrap"->"Groping old rat." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The guitarist Michael Gordon Oldfield"->"I hear tasteful melodic doodling, right?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Brian Gerard O'Driscoll"->""Rigid Rod" corners a ball." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Clive Marles Sinclair"->"...is slim, clever, cranial." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The bass guitarist Stanley Marvin Clarke"->"Nut rattles his Alembic in stark savagery." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The bass guitarist Stanley Marvin Clarke"->"M. King? A bitter rival that analyses, curses!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Stanley Marvin Clarke"->"Neck traversal, mainly." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Stanley Marvin Clarke"->"Lame cranky intervals." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"George Iain Duncan-Smith"->"It is unchanged - I'm a goner!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"George Iain Duncan-Smith"->"Tories hid a cunning game." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"George Iain Duncan-Smith"->"Something nice, Guardian?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"George Iain Duncan-Smith"->"Is thundering egomaniac." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"George Iain Duncan-Smith"->"Ignorance is huge, damn it!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"George Iain Duncan-Smith"->"I'm a disenchanting rogue." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"George Iain Duncan-Smith"->"Orgasm incident in Hague?!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"George Iain Duncan-Smith"->"Unhinged, mean, orgiastic." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"George Iain Duncan-Smith"->"Is charming? Genuine toad!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"George Iain Duncan-Smith"->"Genuine maniac, right sod." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"George Iain Duncan-Smith"->"Cretin, damaging in House." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"George Iain Duncan-Smith"->"Imagine unhinged scrota." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"George Iain Duncan-Smith"->"Huge gonads incriminate." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"George Iain Duncan-Smith"->"Genuine and orgasmic hit?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"George Iain Duncan-Smith"->"Egoistic human in danger." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Mostyn Neil Hamilton"->"All-time smooth ninny!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Margaret Eve Hodge"->"Emerge hot, ravaged." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Margaret Hodge"->"Ah! Re-mortgaged!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"William Arthur Waldegrave"->"I'm well vulgar airhead wart." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Sebastian Newbold Coe"->"Declines baboon waste." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Virginia Hilda Brunette Maxwell Bottomley"->"Well, I love to hunt extra-marital in my big bed?!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Nigel Keith Anthony Standish Vaz"->"Thin in voting? Thank "shady sleaze"." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Charles, The Prince Of Wales"->"Screw his pal "The Fence"? Oral?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Diane Julie Abbott"->"Debate jubilation." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Iestyn Harris"->"Stern is hairy." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Iestyn Harris"->"Years in shirt." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Kelly Parsons"->"Lays plonkers." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The rugby player Keith Mallinson Wood"->"Now patently bald ugly Irish hooker, me!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The lyricist Bernard Taupin"->"True sphincterial banditry." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Morgan Fisher"->"No firmer shag!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Morgan Fisher"->"Ring of harems." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Morgan Fisher"->"Rash for minge." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The soul singer Robert Sylvester Kelly"->"Bush-lover slyly seeks teen girl. Rotter!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The guitarist Mick Ronson"->"Ian Hunter's got 'im - it rocks!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Kim Catcheside"->"I'm the dick's ace." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Trial separation"->"Rational parties." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Trial separation"->"Realisation: Part." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The artificial selection of a baby's gender"->"A boy? A girl? Free choice settled infant bias." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Soiled underpants"->"Rude and pointless." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Kim Catcheside"->"Its media check." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Leader Of The Opposition"->"The failed Tories' top? No hope!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The singer Audrey Faith Perry Hill"->"Filthy dirty. (Pleasure hearing her!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Sunsweet Californian Prunes"->"Function is new anal pressure!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Israeli politics"->"It is social peril." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Keith Noel Emerson"->"So keen on Hitler, me?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Victor Lewis Smith"->"Witless, rich vomit." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Sebastian Melmouth"->"Metabolism: The anus." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Sebastian Melmouth"->"Stimulate nob. (Shame!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The footballer Edson Arantes do Nascimento"->"He'd score one datable Latin most afternoons!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Margaret Oppenheimer"->"Improper teenage harm." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Calvin Broadus"->"In absurd vocal." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Stacia Micula"->"A-I musical act." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"President Bush"->"Herpes dustbin." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Cambridge University Primate Research Laboratory, in Girton."->"Rather macabre...they open simian brains, triggered outcry, vitriol." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
""I'm sorry dear, not tonight, I've got a headache"."->"So? I've got the horn, mega-dirty erotica, a hand!" (by David Bourke by hand) (2003)
"Jonathan Peter Wilkinson, MBE"->"A plebe. (Martin Johnson knew it!)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Michael Mario Andretti"->"Detrital American, IMHO." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Diana Fluck"->"I'd anal-f**k." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The singer Elvis Costello (Declan Patrick McManus)"->"Clever slaphead, silencing most rock music talent." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Ernesto 'Che' Guevara"->"Over-eager. (Nuts ache!)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Walter Becker"->"Table-wrecker." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Peter Marc Sinclair Almond"->"Romped in rectal carnalism." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Peter Marc Sinclair Almond"->"Concern/alarm: "It's limp, dear!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Peter Marc Sinclair Almond"->"Immoral precinct: Arseland." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Peter Marc Sinclair Almond"->"Iron creamer. (And still camp!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Peter Marc Sinclair Almond"->"Improcreant, a rancid smell." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Peter Marc Sinclair Almond"->"Small-timer, prancer on acid." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Rugby World Cup tournament in Australia"->"Narrow England triumph...cautious, yet brutal." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Kenny Gorelick"->"Keenly rocking." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The singer Christopher Geppert"->"Tighter sheep sphincter groper." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Multiple counts of child molestation"->"Sodomite scum, little infant..."Hullo, cop!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The late M.O.R. singer Karen Carpenter"->"Once 'eternal rest', thank Grim Reaper!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Karen and Richard Carpenter"->"Rather rank, acne-ridden crap." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"'One More Chance'"->"Come, hear nonce." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Grevious Bodily Harm"->"Bruise rival..."Oh My God!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Australian singer and actress Kylie Minogue"->"Great arse. Dismal talent. You shrieking nuisance!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The actor Liam Neeson"->"Eternal cinema shoot." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Viagra - impotency drug"->"Gigantic. (Am VERY proud!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The impotency drug Viagra"->"Erect? Upright? Do my vagina!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Walt Disney's 'Winnie The Pooh"->"Went to slide his paw in honey." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The season of goodwill"->"Food, wine...also the logs." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Christmas season is coming"->"Increasing some stomachs, this!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Lady Louise Alice Elizabeth Mary Mountbatten-Windsor"->"Royals hold a miniature-size cute little baby, now named..." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Ernie Ball Strings"->"Blisters, learning!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Common Fisheries Policy"->"i.e.: oily Frenchies chomp most!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Association of Train Operating Companies"->"Repairs, seating incapacitations...home on foot!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The singer Diana Ross"->"Hoarsening disaster." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The singer Sting"->"See thin G-string." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin"->"Want a child? Try his worm...pregnant!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The double-mastectomy operation"->"I eye doctor amputate both melons." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Tony Blair's 'The Big Conversation'"->"Acting a bit bolshy over No. Ten, sir!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The New York Post"->"Honest typework." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Conrad Hubert"->"Abhorred c**t." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"William Henry Gates"->"Whinges materially." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The singer Noel Scott Engel"->"He settles...gentle crooning." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The American actress Demi Moore"->"A most mediocre cinema star here!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Halliburton"->"Halt oil-burn." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Primary nonretentive encopresis"->"Every crap inspires torment in one!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Trudi Styler"->"Dirty result." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Trudi Styler"->"Slutty rider." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Trudi Styler"->"Tiredly ruts." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Christopher Guest"->"See through script." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Demetria Guynes"->"Emerge as nudity." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The actor Bruce Willis"->"Irascible lout, wretch." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The New Labour Party"->"War hyperbole taunt?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Howard Brush Dean"->"Oh, darned Bush war!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
""Does My Bum Look Big In This" - Arabella Weir"->"A wobbling rear, it bloody amuses him, like!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Das Dritte Reich"->"Hatred is direct." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Istanbul, the Turkish capital"->"Ultra-philistine Bush attack." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Pantihose"->"Into shape." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The International Foundation for Functional Gastrointestinal Disorders"->"One line: Rancid rotten guts, foul fetid farts, anal irritation, and so on. (No shit!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Prince Charles Windsor"->"Princess? Rancid howler!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The art historian Brian Sewell"->"A rare, white-hot brilliantness!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"'Permission To Land'"->"Is rapid somnolent!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"'Permission To Land'"->"Disaster. Limp no-no." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Debbie Reynolds"->"Slobbery? Indeed!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Christmas Eve"->"Massive retch!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The International Association of Teachers of English as a Foreign Language"->"French...Italians...negroes...Afghan aliens - eager to go to fine tuition. (Chaos, alas!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Michelle McManus"->"Immense. Much call." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"'Prima Selection' lubricated condoms"->"Scored? A rim/c**t.compatible slide-on." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Prima Passion lubricated condoms"->"I'm sold in bars; am cost price: "a pound"." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The actor Sir Alan Arthur Bates"->"Oh, a star Brit, such a rare talent!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Action on Smoking and Health"->"Thank nicotine and smog-halo!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Francois de La Peyronie"->"I need arc of royal penis." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Eric Clapton CBE"->"Eccentrical bop." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Commission for Racial Equality"->"Final aims? Chocolate. (I'm quite sorry!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The novel 'The Devil's Tune' written by Iain Duncan Smith"->"Yawn! Dull conservative tedium, then? It's in the bin then!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"A psychiatric consultation"->"Cranioscopy? That is lunatic!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Spanish supermodel Esther Canadas"->"Posh Spice hates her. (A male understands!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Laurence Tisch"->"Unclear ethics." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Laurence Tisch"->"Technical? Sure!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Laurence Tisch"->"A select urchin." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Ahmet Ertegun"->"Get the manure!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Neil Bogart"->"Ignoble rat." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Neil Bogart"->"Latrine bog." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Princess Di"->"...inspires CD." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Jose Antonio Dominguez Banderas"->"...is an odd one. Just one amazing bore." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"'Atlantic Crossing' - Rod Stewart"->"Ranting Scot twit's record, alas!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"'Atlantic Crossing'"->"'Sailing' contracts." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Pointer Sisters"->"Three posers, isn't it?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Lisa Goddard"->"A sad, odd girl." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Black and White Minstrel Show"->"With well-dark ethnic sambos, then?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Alannah Myles"->"Has men anally." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Harrods of Knightsbridge"->"Dorks, highbred farts go in." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Diana, the Princess of Wales"->"Is a cow, "Elephant Ears" finds!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Tony Blair MP"->"Try a limp nob." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Tony Blair PM"->"Try a limp nob." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Roger Dean"->"Orange? Red?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The President Of The United States Of America, George Walker Bush"->"Beef-up U.S. oil interests? Ah, 'Shock and Awe'! (Thereafter, get Tom Ridge)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The National Union of Teachers"->"Inane, to a school infant. True, eh?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Euston Road"->"Anus rooted." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Rowan Sebastian Atkinson"->"Sore twit's on a banana-skin!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Marcus Edward Trescothick"->"Hard scrotum, dick was erect." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Andy Hessenthaler"->"Any slender sheath!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Priestfields"->"Filtered piss." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Priestfields Stadium"->"This uplifted, master side!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Queens Park Rangers Football Club"->"True plonkers/ballbags conquer f.a." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Colombian singer Shakira"->"A Bogotan criminal shrieks, eh?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Pilgrims Choice Mature Cheddar"->"A magic, putrid rich old cheese, Mr!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Choice Hotels International"->""Shithole! Clean it!" (No reaction)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The International Union of Bricklayers and Allied Craftworkers"->"Find crack in rank latrine wall? So? No reason to fear, they rebuild it!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"William Tunstall-Pedoe"->"E-mail lewd insult to pal." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"'Ladies Night'"->"Leading shit." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Inside a strip club"->"Cute birds in a slip." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"A single mother"->"Something real." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Single parent"->"...lies pregnant." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Edith Giovanna Gassion"->"Singing ovations ahead." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Homo Neanderthalensis"->"Mandelson - he is another!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Katherine Patricia Routledge"->"A giant U.K. period theatre relic." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Manchester City goalkeeper David Andrew Seaman"->"Pony-tailed wanker made mega save? Christ! Net reached!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Stuart Maconie"->"A minute scrota." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Stuart Maconie"->"So, utter maniac?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Stuart Maconie"->"One's traumatic." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Stuart Maconie"->"A true, stoic man?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Lord Sebastian Coe"->"A considerable sot." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Lord Sebastian Coe"->"I, a second-rate slob." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Lord Sebastian Coe"->"Adore lesbo antics." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Lord Sebastian Coe"->"A noticeable dross." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Muscle tone"->"Cute melons." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"USA President George Bush"->"Ass...one stupid bugger here!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The National Association of Dog Obedience Instructors, Incorporated"->"A resource to condition Fido to be nice to those snarling, paranoid cats." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Standard Liege"->"Side aren't glad." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Christian Wolmar"->"Rail? Its own charm!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Christian Wolmar"->"Trains crawl, IMHO." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"A sperm donor"->"Porno dreams." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The US actor Benjamin Affleck"->"Is a bereft man: he can't f**k J-Lo!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The fashion photographer Helmut Newton"->"With a heap of porn through the lens? Not me!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The cinema industry"->"Undermine chastity." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The cinema industry"->"Tumidity enhancers." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"courtesan"->"Nectarous" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Federation of Licensed Victuallers Associations"->"Alcoholics urinate/defecate inside its taverns. (Fools!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Arthur Koestler Chair in Parapsychology at the University of Edinburgh"->"The crap proves rather airy-fairy bullshit. Huge stinking turd? Och aye the noo!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Green Strohmeyer-Gartside"->"Deem the great singer? Sorry!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"In a long-term relationship?"->"Hot girl, permanent liaison." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Meal for one"->"...for me, alone." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Frances Eleanor Tomelty"->"Merely a lot of entrances." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Alexandra Best"->"Rated sex "banal"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"George and Alex Best"->"Blonde "exaggerates"." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"'Teflon' Tony Blair"->"Tiny frontal lobe." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"'Move Closer'"->"Lover comes." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The male reproductive system"->"Have rumored empty testicles." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The New Hampshire primary election"->"Wheel-in the Americans' prime trophy." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Manchester City"->"Technic mastery!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Hayley Westenra"->"A style, anywhere." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The singer Hayley Dee Westenra"->"Wealthy, dishy, serene teenager." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Prime Minister Tony Blair"->"Barmy 'spin'? No limit! Retire!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Electronic Random Number Indicator Equipment"->"An item acquired in Premium Bond control centre." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Liberal Democrats"->"A "so little charm" breed." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Labour Member of Parliament"->"Fool. Bum. Lamebrain. Tamperer." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"British soldiers"->"Irish debris? Lots!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Cherie Blair, the Prime Minister's good lady wife"->"I married hopeless deaf Tory imbecile with grin." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Princess Grace of Monaco"->"Car coming. Safe? No, corpse." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The late British actor, writer, and raconteur James David Graham Niven"->"Rather brave war hero, just a charismatic gentleman. (In odd divine tart!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Stephen Pelham Pound, the Labour MP for Ealing North"->"Man holed-up in pub...green hamlet of Northolt, perhaps?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"David Lindon Lammy"->"Vinyl-dildo madman." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Recording Artists, Actors and Athletes Against Drunk Driving"->"Grand, glittering stars, anti-accident horror, saved a nut's skid." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Margaret Hilda Thatcher (nee Roberts)"->"Abhorred. (Grantham's "Hitler", etcetera)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Sir Noel Coward"->"Loo-screw nadir." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Racial bigot"->"Arabic? Log it!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Trevor Phillips, the head of the Commission for Racial Equality"->"All impartiality, he hopes to conquer the horrid evil of fascism." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Country and Western singer Dolly Parton"->"Elderly tune granny with constant droopers." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Western Australian Deaf Society"->"Surely attained: "Want a Fosters Ice?" - "Eh?"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Warren Beatty"->"Beware, tyrant!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Henry Warren Beaty"->"Bar entry, anywhere!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Michael Bentine"->"An imbecile, then?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Stewart Armstrong Copeland"->""Arrogant scowls" department." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The INXS lead singer Michael Hutchence"->"Hang the excellent, cherished musician." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Columbia Association of Puppeteers"->"See, an aim is: up a poor piece of cloth's butt." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Arthur Nicholas Winston Soames"->"Thin waist 'n' rear? Oh, man! Colossus!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"N. Soames"->"A mess, no?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Motor Neurone Disease"->"Dementia? So erroneous." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Morecambe, Lancashire"->"Macabre Chinese moral." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The National Alopecia Areata Foundation"->"If a coot, a nude pate. (Ain't a hair on one at all!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Hutton Report into the death of the UN weapons expert Doctor David Kelly"->"Opened to prove whether 'Teflon Tony' did sex-up attack "truth", or had to lie, then?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Certain death"->"The eradicant." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Dame Shirley Porter"->"Rather polymerised." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Transcendental Meditation."->"Adamant sect. Lennon tried it." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The late Pablo Casals"->"A passable cello, that!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Penis enhancement"->"Thence, I'm Sean Penn!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Howling at the Moon: Confessions of a Music Mogul in an Age of Excess by Walter Yetnikoff"->"Too full of cocaine, sex, young shiksa farm women, CBS money negotiations law shit, Geffen." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Carefree ladies panty liners"->"Clearer, tidier fanny pleases." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Brian Samuel Epstein"->"Beatles purse, in main." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Brian Samuel Epstein"->"Sinner's aim: Up Beatle." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Brian Samuel Epstein"->"Anus is impenetrable." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Agent Provocateur"->"Top c**t, or average?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Ealing Hospital NHS Trust"->"Phalluses not in straight." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Angelica Huston"->"One lunatic shag!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Angelica Huston"->"C**t holes again." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Manchester United FC"->"Fierce Dutchman nets!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"In kindergartens"->"Stinking rear-end." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"In kindergartens"->"Tangerine drinks." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Veronica Guerin"->"Riven in courage." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Veronica Guerin"->"A voice unerring." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Veronica Guerin"->"Rue icon in grave." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras Parade in Sydney's Oxford Street"->"I stared at aged non-sexy hags and red-arsed limp fairy rentboys." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Peoples Republic of Haiti"->"Hope, please, if the public riot." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Daniel Goyder"->"A glory indeed!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"'Eats, Shoots and Leaves - The Zero Tolerance Approach To Punctuation' by Lynne Truss"->"Its to veto "apple's", erroneous lazy accent/colon abuse that hurt's/annoy's her. Pedant!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Hal Cruttenden"->"Rectal end hunt." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Inder Manocha"->"Horned maniac." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Dana Thomas Carvey"->"Damn heavy, as actor." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Dana Thomas Carvey"->"Casanova? Myth, dear!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Malice aforethought"->"Hitherto camouflage." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The actor Melvin Columcille Gerard Gibson"->"Christ! Cruel ligament-cleaving! More blood!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The New Labour Party"->""Phoney war" rebuttal." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"'Potty Training' by Jane Gilbert"->"Parent: "A tiny, glittering jobby!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Sepang circuit, Malaysia"->"Stale 'Schumi' race again? Pity." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach"->"Oats, ham, a hot curry...then she waits to shag him." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Hamas leader"->"Death "real shame"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Cumin Club, Rochester."->"Curries to clench the bum!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Mexicans"->"Manic sex." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Rochester in Kent"->"Nickers? Not there!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The City of Rochester-upon-Medway, in Kent."->"Hey, many unprotected whores infect it, OK!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Violent racist thug"->"Lunatic votes 'Right'." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Jethro Tull lead singer and flautist Ian Scott Anderson"->"A tad arthritic, half-senile old nutter stands on just one leg." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber"->"...are two lewd, incredibly drab men." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Sexual intercourse with animals"->"Welshman "anxious": clear it is true!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Last Tango in Paris"->"Alain Prost's giant!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The theoretical physicist Stephen William Hawking"->""Time/space was spherical" thinking? - Hey, to hell with it!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The American First Lady, Laura Bush"->"Husband a rather mystical failure." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Catherine Deneuve"->"Heaven nude...I erect!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Formula One motor racing driver Ayrton Senna"->"In front, Imola curve, horror. Ten...TEN damn years ago!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The late Ayrton Senna"->"Ah, talent! (Ten years on.)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Silicone breast implant surgery"->"'B' to true 'C'...penis rises marginally." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"A 'Portaloo' public convenience"->"A clean, proven cubicle to poo in." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Portakabin 'Portaloo' public conveniences"->"Top-notch place to anus-bonk or crap in, I believe." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Dysmenorrhea"->"A sore hymen, Dr!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Dysmenorrhea (menstrual cramp)"->"Aarrr! Help me! My c**t's damn sore!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The occupational therapist"->"Up to teach a hospital cretin." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Christopher Alder"->"Chortles heard. RIP." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Cynthia Ann Crawford"->"In fanny/crotch award." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Paul Frederic Simon"->"Profile: A music nerd." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Paul Frederic Simon"->"Prefer old musician?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Dante Claudio Filipponi"->"Oo! Pie-full panini-addict!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"George Best - 'Scoring At Half Time'"->"To celebrate merits of shagging." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Len Deighton's movie 'The Ipcress File'"->"Evil English spies in the room defect." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland"->"Tradition ending...land on the brink of EU trader nightmare." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Fayne Pridgeon"->"Finger any dope?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Piers Stefan Pughe-Morgan"->"Regrets famous happening." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Piers Stefan Pughe-Morgan"->"Master of pen-pushing rage." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Piers Morgan, the editor of The Daily Mirror, is sacked."->"More fake shots in his mediocre 'red-top' rag. Dirty liar." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The decapitation of Nicholas Berg"->"Arab chap, he got to section infidel." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The lead singer in Bad Manners, Buster Bloodvessel"->"Slender? In truth, gross, believe me! Bald as a nob's end." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Doug Trendle"->"Untold greed." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Apple Blythe Alison Martin"->"Nappy smell? I breath in a lot!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Gayle Tuesday"->"Ugly, easy date." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Ukrainian pop vocalist Ruslana"->"Annual Eurovision hit track appals." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The actor Tom Cruise"->"Am short, cute, erotic." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Abu Ghraib prison in Baghdad"->"Bored? Hang bad Arabs high up in it." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Sonia Antonia Maino (Gandhi)"->"Oh god! I am in an Asian nation!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The tenor Enrico Caruso"->"So, a true hero in concert." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Plumstead"->"Stale dump." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Chesapeake Bay Bridge and Tunnel"->"Ride beneath sea and gently back up, eh!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Queen's Lancashire Regiment"->"Sheerest inhumane Iraq neglect?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Olympic Games in Athens, Greece."->"Seemingly, concrete mega-shitheap." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Athenian dramatist Sophocles"->"Son has that special date...in mother!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Dorset and Wiltshire Archery Association"->"I want steady shot? Rich cider essential! Ooh arr!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Still a virgin"->"Vital, in girls." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Ayalah Bentovim"->"Have my labia? Not!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"A domestic housecat"->"Does it catch a mouse?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Indian Subcontinent"->"B.O., suntanned ethnic in it." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Arnold Dorsey"->"Older, so randy." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Brandi Denise Chastain"->""In! (And I had nice breasts!)"." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Edmond Montague Grant"->"Odd 'n' mutant reggae, mon!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Normandy beaches: Gold, Juno, Sword, Utah, Omaha."->"Hunt each blasted German major: "How do you do, Hans?"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"'So-Called Chaos' by Alanis Morissette"->"No beastly male - a 'sisterhood' classic." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The President of the USA, Ronald Wilson Reagan"->"He was an outstanding old person, I rather feel." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The track athlete Linford 'The Lunchbox' Christie"->"Check that out! A six-inch thriller...bent threefold!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Australian supermodel Eleanor Nancy Gow-MacPherson ('The Body')"->"To bed. Legs open. Ultra-wealthy hard men are up her on many occasions." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Nicoletta Pavarotti"->"Attractive? Too plain." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Nicoletta Pavarotti"->"A top live attraction." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Elle MacPherson Intimates"->"It's her pant line - males come." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"We have nothing to fear but fear itself. - President Franklin Delano Roosevelt"->"After the evil terror and wasted life of Nine-Eleven, isn't G. Bush a top-rank fool?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The singer Olive Marie Osmond"->"...is the ideal Mormon sovereign." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Bay City Rollers (a seventies Scottish pop band)"->"Severe hype - bloody spastics in tartan-bit clothes." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The German neurologist Dr Alois Alzheimer"->"Memories going, lost in a rather dull...er...haze." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Administration of President Bush"->"Muttonheaded shit-for-brains is inept." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"President Ronald Wilson Reagan"->"Ronnie, alone peddling 'Star Wars'." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Gilles Bensimon"->"Nob missing Elle." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The US soul singer Janet Damita Jackson's right breast"->"As Justin Timberlake had that gross jug, it's on a screen!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Consenting Adults"->"Let dong in c**t/ass." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Everton and England footballer Wayne Rooney"->"Renowned? Notable? Doh! Only an overly-fat teenager." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Bill Clinton's autobiography 'My Life'"->"Filth? Lies on Monica? Probably guilty." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Reagan Administration"->"I am an aged irritant, honest!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Mooncup - An Alternative To Tampons"->"Tuna paste? Important once a month, love!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Weizmann Institute of Science, Rehovot."->"Fun? None whatsoever, to the Semitic citizen." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Darkness - Permission to Land"->"Sad retro phoniness, lamest kind." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The White House, Washington DC"->"Oh God! Watch the swine in the U.S.!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Poseidon Adventure"->"One out-dated ship? Never!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Gregor Fisher"->"Horse-frigger." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
""My Glittering Passage" by Julian Clary"->"Little gay's cry: Buggery, jism, anal pain." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The National Council for Civil Liberties"->"Blunt, vitriolic anarchic loonie-lefties." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The International Association of Forensic Toxicologists"->"So, to logical scientific reasons for exit? It has not a notion." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Oxford versus Cambridge University Boat Race"->"Day out for River Thames excursion, BBC TV is agreed." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Palestinian sheikh Ahmed Ismail Yassin"->"Aha! The yanks' spies' missile annihilated him." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Sildenafil citrate (Viagra)"->"I enlarged, artificial, vast!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Passion of the Christ"->"This, the pain of the cross." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"A centrefold in Playboy"->"Only a perfect bald yoni!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Peter Wakeham, the Director of The Noise Abatement Society"->"Enemy of 'The Who', I bet. ("No!!" - I eradicate that pestersome racket!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Pornographic reading materials"->"Hardcore genitals, a pair romping." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Republican Party"->"Reputably, in the crap." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Co-Operative Society"->"A 'Yes' vote to choice tripe." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Sex Lives of the Potato Men"->"Sham! (Expletives too often)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Gay marriages in San Francisco"->"Fag crisis. (A ring, as any romance!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Nailing to the cross"->"Christ's elongation." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Tony Blair's Government"->"Revolting rentboys, man!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Tony Blair to resign?"->"Or grin obstinately?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"What Do You Get When You Fall In Love?"->"On a lovely, naughty wife, due to howl!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Foot odours"->"Out-of-doors?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Miles Axe Copeland"->"Ex-Police deals man." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Miles Copeland"->"Policemen's lad." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Gary Winston Lineker"->"Rare winning style, OK!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The London School of Striptease"->"Flesh torpedo into loose snatch." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Tomislav Butina"->"Is not vital...a bum." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"FC Kaiserslautern"->"Latrine arsef**ks." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The 'Paris Hilton' video"->"Void the relationship." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The National Funeral Directors and Morticians Association"->"Termination and ossification - and a resurrection to all. (Cash!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Helder Postiga"->"Sheepdog trial." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Helder Postiga"->"Atrophied legs." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Helder Postiga"->""Gol!" (The despair!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Helder Postiga"->"The goals? Pride!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Helder Postiga"->"Hot lips? Agreed!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Helder Postiga"->"Poser! A delight!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Helder Postiga"->"Repel a dogshit." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Helder Postiga"->"Repel this dago!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Princes Risborough"->"Super rich, so boring." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Manuel's "filigree Siberian Hamster""->"Basil's sure in feeling him a mere rat!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Constance Chatterley"->"Enchant, total secrecy." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Oliver Mellors, the gamekeeper"->"Premise: "Hello!". Make love. Regret." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Oliver Mellors, the gamekeeper"->"Meet, legover. (He likes real romp!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Connie Chatterley"->"Horny, elite accent." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Connie Chatterley"->"Hence coital entry." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Connie Chatterley"->"Cheat on, erectly in." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Victoria Sellers"->"Reveals clitoris." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Glastonbury music festival, Pilton, Somerset"->"Top-artist ensembles...still such a fun groovy time!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Dean of St. Albans"->"Fat and bent asshole." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"C. Ronaldo"->"Darn cool!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Jordan (Katie Price)'s breasts"->"It's a rack! (Is Peter Andre's job)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Euro Two-Thousand and Four"->"Untoward odour of the anus." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Empire State Building, New York City."->"Incredible imagery...it went up to the sky!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Concetta Rosa Maria Franconero"->"American crooner, as a fact...or not?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Raymond Stanley Parlour"->"Or: Truly dopy Arsenal man." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Arsenal footballer Raymond Stanley Parlour"->"Blatant error...so really hard up. No money left, alas!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Queen recording 'A Night At The Opera'"->"Technique at the piano! Get her! (And Roger!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The lesbian couple"->"Clean up holes, I bet!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The minor pentatonic scale"->"The main Eric Clapton notes." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Licensed brothels"->"Relish blondes, etc." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"A licensed brothel"->"Celebrations held!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"A licensed brothel"->"The blonde's 'Claire'." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The guitarist Steven Siro Vai"->"Survive the egotist Satriani?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The rock bass-guitar player Billy Sheehan"->"Berserk pace in Talas...'Shy Boy' a huge thrill!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"William Sheehan"->"Hellish! Am in awe!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Mr. Big - 'Lean Into It'"->"Bloating in merit." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Sacha Distel"->"...chased tails." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Sacha 'Mr Scoubidou' Distel"->"It's subdued cool, charisma." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Sacha 'Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head' Distel"->"Darn-soaked French idol's hit single may appeal." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Sacha Distel"->"Class-I death." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"'Is She Really Going Out With Him?'"->"Is this the new guy? Gorilla, IMHO." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Madonna (alias 'Esther')"->"Same sad, inane harlot." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Rikers Island Penitentiary"->"Entirely rank rapist inside." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The former Beatles singer/bassist Paul McCartney"->"Being that silly scouser, a perfect embarrassment!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Ex-USA President William Clinton"->"Low cad: "I must explain intern lies"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The International Association of Volcanology and Chemistry of the Earth's Interior"->"They are interested in hot lava, cool ash, infernos, stratification chronology…I am not." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The singer Robbie Williams"->"I'm risible bore with 'Angels'" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Nutrigrain"->"Grunt in air." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Melissa Auf der Maur"->"Fame, usual admirers." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Melissa Auf der Maur"->"Failure's sure, madam!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Hugh Alan Cornwell"->"Oh, carnal, well-hung." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Simon Rattle"->"Almost inert." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The outgoing American president"->"Another indicant: "Time's up, George!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The presidential race"->"The cretin spread a lie!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Special K"->"Pale sick." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Games of the Twenty-eighth Olympiad"->"Gymnast, athlete, hefty weight, dope. (IMHO)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Games of the Twenty-eighth Olympiad"->"Defeat might wipe the Athens mythology." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Scott Musick"->"Custom stick." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Nadia Almada, the winner of 'Big Brother'"->"Whanger? Boner? Had labia minora fitted?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"A sphincter"->"Crap 'n' shite." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Ekaterini Thanou"->"I true Athenian, OK." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Nora Lydon"->"Darn loony!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Alicia Monckton"->"Into cock. (Animal!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Theodore Ernest Els"->"Tenderest sore hole." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Francis Healy"->"Life's anarchy." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Paralympic Games in Athens, Greece."->"PS: Many a pegleg meet in the chair races." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Hampstead's underground station"->"Dug so that trains run so damn deep!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Manchester United footballer Wayne Rooney"->"Recently, one burly meathead's often into a whore." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Stuck in a bit of a rut"->"I f**k about in tarts." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The late South African industrialist Sir Robert Alastair Newton Morton"->"Sure, it's all down to his toil that Eurostar trains ran me Britain to France." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Bates, Wells and Braithwaite Solicitors"->"The best law brains, or idiots? Cells await!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The English wartime singer Dame Vera Margaret Lynn"->"Damn Germans hate her very stirring "We'll Meet Again"!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The hammer and sickle"->"...made the Kremlin cash!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"John Patrick McEnroe's autobiography 'Serious'"->"A super-hot American sporting hero's juicy book." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The blues guitarist Eric 'Slowhand' Clapton"->"Cocaine abuse? Splutter! (Straight downhill!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Labour Party Conference in Brighton"->"Tony, Cherie Blair: Both repugnant? Confer." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"McNeil Consumer and Specialty Pharmaceuticals"->"Technical crap: Imodium cleans-up any rectal mess!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The lead singer and guitarist of Crowded House, Cornelius Mullane Finn"->"Dull artist. I guess I'd argue Lennon's rather influenced him on 'Woodface'." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Naturist colonies"->"Anne's clitoris out." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Jenna Massoli"->"Jism? None, alas!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Norwegian Minister of Culture Valgerd Svarstad Haugland"->"In truth, naive at safeguarding 'The Scream', dullard now grovels." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The singer Tina Turner"->"Rather uninteresting." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The 'Exalto Rheinstrom'"->"More external hot shit!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The 'Exalto Rheinstrom' type-F macerator pump"->"Three-HP motor to pulp my marine excreta fast!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Mister Victor Rabin"->"...is vibrant "Mr Erotic"!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Menstrual discharge"->"Girls' shame: A red c**t." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The singer Andrea Bocelli"->"Blind heroics are elegant." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The singer Andrea Bocelli"->"Italian legend. Cheers, bro!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"George W Bush, President of the United States of America"->"Won the race? Oh bugger! I'm pissed off! (Attitudes are tense)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The President Of The United States Of America, George Walker Bush"->"See doubted chief kept in White House...great letters for anagrams!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Errol Leslie Thomson Flynn"->"Smellier Y-fronts on? Hell, no!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone"->"A cool dance musician or icon, even." (by Brad/David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Mary Louise Streep"->"Your merit pleases." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Mary Louise Streep"->"A mysterious leper." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Mary Louise Streep"->"Supreme royalties." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The actress Mary Louise Streep"->"America's ruthless stereotype." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The singer Tori Amos"->"Groan! Tiresome shit!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The singer Tori Amos"->"More straight noise." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"soc.support.fat-acceptance"->"Concocts up a perfect pasta!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The singer Katie Melua"->"Eureka! I'm THE genitals!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Eva Longoria"->"I love a groan!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Hollies"->"Hello shite!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Chicory Tip"->"Hypocritic." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Golden Earring"->"Enlarged groin." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The American singer Nathaniel Adams Coles"->"Christmas tree and melancholia seen again!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"BBC Sports Personality of the Year, Kelly Holmes"->"Probably the sleekest. (Formerly not so physical!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Beaumont Society"->"Ooh yes! Nice butt, mate!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The United States of America"->"The idea is: Fat c**ts eat more!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The American Society of Plastic Surgeons"->"Can create prosthetic noses, if I am so ugly!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Daniel Bedingfield's "Second First Impression""->"An effing mindless idiot's dispensible record." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The late Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat"->"Death. A separate state finally near. Israel?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Gwendolyn Renee Stefani of 'No Doubt'"->"Be offended now, you no-talent "singer"!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Home Secretary, David Blunkett"->"The best lover? My, an utter dickhead!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The acronym P.O.T.U.S."->"Utmost crap, honey!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The acronym P.O.T.U.S."->"Not mature. (Psycho!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The singer Mary Jane Blige"->"Almighty jeers: "A beginner"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Sir Paul McCartney, singer of The Beatles and Wings"->"Geriatric windbag, useless remnant. (Plenty of cash.)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The American psychedelic group 'The Grateful Dead'"->"Dopehead trance music...duly get a real perfect high!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Critique of Pure Reason by Immanuel Kant"->"Merriment, as quite a funny-peculiar book." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Andrew Strauss"->"Sad runs waster." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Stephen Harmison"->"Sheath on, sperm in!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Diane Kruger"->"Drunk? I agree!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Adam Levine"->"A mean devil!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Anthony David Crafter"->"Verdict: A fanny rat. Doh!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The South African golfer Theodore Ernest Els"->""Fore!". Fantastic shot! Green? Sure! Doh! Hello tree!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Diana Princess of Wales Memorial Fountain in Hyde Park"->"Form "an anachronism", like an open filthy sewer. A stupid idea." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The President of of Equatorial Guinea, Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo"->"A prime odious Bongobongoland thug, eager to eat fair quota of enemies." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The 'Biosun' Hopi Ear Candles"->"Head pain? One hot cure. Bliss!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Hotel Amigo, Brussels"->"Bigamous hostellers." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Eric Bernard"->"Inbred racer." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Charlie Simpson"->"I'm penis scholar." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Natalie Portman"->"Rampant elation!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Stilian Petrov"->"To rivals, inept." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Ekaterina Dafovska"->"...is a neat vodka freak." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The singer Melanie 'Sporty Spice' Chisholm"->"Horny Spice Girl? I mean, she's complete shit!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Denise Dufort"->"Does fine turd." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Anthony David Crafter"->"Trendy chav? Afraid not!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Andres Torres Segovia"->"So inert. Average dross." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Round-the-clock pub opening"->"Concern: Puking-up to behold." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Eradicating global poverty"->"All very poor, a gigantic debt." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Henry Charles Albert David Mountbatten-Windsor"->"No, the armband and suit wasn't terribly clever. Doh!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Henry Charles Albert David Mountbatten-Windsor"->"Nasty Third Reich armband on noble twat revulsed." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"His Royal Highness Prince Harry of Wales (Henry Charles Albert David Mountbatten-Windsor)"->"Hes a Royal handful Diana Spencers wayward not very bright son-tell him his brothers nicer." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Batchelors Tomato Soup"->"Bum catastrophes! To loo!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Batchelors Chicken Soup"->"To hob, clench arse, sick up." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Batchelors Slim-A-Soup Variety Pack"->"Scary approach: I eat...vomit...less bulk!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Marcus Nathan Bent"->"The c**t's Mr Banana!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Gender dysphoria syndrome"->"He'd a remedy: "Sorry, dong!" (Snip!)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Michael Howard"->"Am "Drac", eh? I howl!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Narodno Sabranie"->"I order no bananas!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Hristo Mutafchiev"->"Overact, huh? (Misfit!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Georgi Purvanov"->"Grooving rave-up!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Aleksandar Stamboliyski"->"I am a silly, stark-naked S.O.B." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Catalina Moreno"->"A carnal emotion." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"East Finchley"->"A filthy scene." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The Royal Albert Hall"->"Halt! Really a brothel!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Christopher Smith"->"Hot sperm-rich shit." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Andreas Whittam Smith"->"Satanism thwarted him!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The Veritas party"->"A perversity, that!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"German cuisine"->"Menu is a cringe." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Christine Marie Evert-Lloyd"->"Irrelevantly mediocre shit!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Christine Marie Evert-Lloyd"->"Sincerity: "Hell, I'm over-rated!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Christine Marie Evert-Lloyd"->"Serve horridly...net! (Ace limit)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The Goatse Man"->"Neat to shag me?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The Conservatives' slogan "Are you thinking what we're thinking?""->"Heavens! Knowing what Tories certainly think..."Have nig**rs out"?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The Formula One racing driver Narain Karthikeyan"->"Hang on, Ferrari overtaken! (I'm a rather lucky Indian!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"BMW - The Ultimate Driving Machine"->"But within vehicle...German, dammit!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The other woman"->"That homeowner?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Camilla Rosemary Windsor, The Duchess Of Cornwall"->"So, confirm a dull royal (Charles) screwed this woman." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"HRH Prince Charles and Camilla to wed"->"Shallow AC/DC philanderer in rematch." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The International Encyclopedia of Sexuality"->"The fanny, all erection anxiety, Oedipal coitus." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The 'New World' leader"->"Rather well endowed!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Phalloplasty operation"->"A happy trollop's not a lie!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"I just came in my sleep"->"Untimely jism escape." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Kitsap Colorectal Surgery Incorporated"->"Peculiarly, doctors go cork patient's rear." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The actress Imelda Staunton"->"Talented. Oscar is a must, then!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Tuna mayonnaise sandwich"->"Aha! Inside any woman's c**t." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The 'Toon Army' (Newcastle supporters)"->"Haway mon! Reet rotten cupless sport!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Alex Shnaider"->"He is a lax nerd." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Sir Isaac Newton"->"...is a new star icon." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The singer Dean Friedman"->"Hearing me? Darned finest!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The Jewish faith"->"If 'Jahweh' theist." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Elvis Aron Presley"->"Really responsive." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The American Society of Anesthesiologists"->""OOH!" - I scream, yet its associates feel nothing!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"French Connection United Kingdom"->""FCUK". Right-minded, not! Innocence? No." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Ladies of a certain age"->"Coarse genitalia, deaf." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Malcolm Glazer, the owner of The Tampa Bay Buccaneers"->"Manchester football team? Gulp! Zero chance! Maybe war!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Walton-On-Thames"->"What a somnolent!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The Liverpudlians"->"Dip, run. (All thieves!)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The model Christine Baumgartner"->"Costner hammering her ideal butt?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The ABC lead vocalist Martin Fry"->"Very notable (if dismal) chart act." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Paul Giamatti"->"A plug: I am a tit!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Thomas Haden Church"->"Handsomer catch, huh?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Virginia Madsen"->"Virgin's a maiden." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Virginia Madsen"->"I'm an avid singer." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Mayor Livingstone"->"So nearly vomiting." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Armistead Maupin"->"I am a prime sad nut." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The Cheeky Girls - Monica and Gabriela Irimia"->"Romanian cack. Eyeball either, I am rigid. (Sigh!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The writer of 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas', Hunter Stockton Thompson"->"Splatter! (Another known gun fanatic to the grave....shot himself indoors)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Kenneth Robert Livingstone, the Mayor of London."->"Another blinking lefty drones on. Veto the moron!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Ceasefire in the Middle-East"->"Ethnic defeat, Israelis deem." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Ceasefire in the Middle-East"->"Face it, Israel...demise. The end." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Miss Bulgaria, Gergana Guncheva"->"Nice vagina, large bum..."Shag, sugar?"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Danislav Kehayov"->"Naively has vodka." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"A male prostitute"->"Meat up "Aristotle"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees, Ruud Lubbers"->"In genuine regret, I assume of this boorish Dutch bum-fondler! Sure!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Enormous testicles"->"I see Elton's scrotum!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"A women-shortage"->"So get a whore, man!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The Glades, Bromley"->"The smelly bog, dear!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Thomas Earl Petty"->"Matelot's therapy." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The singer Thomas Earl Petty"->"Thrashing metal stereotype?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"American values"->"Never am I casual." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"American values"->"A manual service." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Savoy Truffle"->"Very foul fats." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The Animal Behavior Society"->"Inimical? Toothy? He's a beaver!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Prince Charles and Camilla to appear on postage stamps"->"Slaphead palace parasite, contrasting common slapper." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Gerry Adams and Martin McGuinness"->"Sadistic manner? Many gang murders?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The practising lesbian"->"Betcha in girls' panties!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Turkish cuisine"->"I suck shit, urine." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Charlotte Maria Church"->"A chic, ultra-hot charmer?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Bonnie Raitt"->"To inebriant." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The singer Bonnie Raitt"->"The snorting inebriate." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The singer Bonnie Raitt"->"Entertaining, this bore?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The singer Bonnie Raitt"->"The sobering itinerant." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The Scottish Episcopal Church"->"Och, this scuppers the Catholic!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Christian Emmerich"->"I'm this nice charmer." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The singer Delta Goodrem"->"Degenerates might drool." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"A visible erection"->"I score? Inevitable!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"A visible erection"->"Celibate revision." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The actress Julie 'Tawny' Kitaen"->"A secret talent? Why, it's a junkie!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The rutting season"->"Isn't that generous!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Bruce Thomas"->"To cream bush." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Fender guitars"->"Trading refuse." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Fender guitars"->"Rusting feared." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Colin Turkington"->"Liking c**t, or not?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Tatiana Golovin"->"Into vagina a lot!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Patrick Cash"->"Thick as crap!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Adult channels"->"All-nude snatch." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Theodore Nugent"->"Untethered goon!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Arthur Conley"->"Another curly." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Anger Management course"->"No rage, arguments, menace." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The Costa Brava region of Spain"->"Brits, one vat of cheapo sangria." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The English Place Name Society"->"Sectioning each sleepy hamlet." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
""Singapore Girl, You're A Great Way To Fly""->"Pretty ugly Asian gargoyle, air woofer!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The cartoon character Popeye the Sailor Man"->"Oh, tar ate more spinach to reach real potency!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Contemporary works of art"->"Rotten crap. Okay for worms." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The singer and guitarist Christopher Anton Rea"->"It's a rather unsophisticated aging northerner." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Victoria Caroline Beckham"->"I'm a boiler, racket, Chav icon." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Family Fortunes"->"Motley ruffians." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Tony Blair's election manifesto"->"More nasty lies. Notable fiction." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Prince Rainier Louis Henri Maxence Bertrand Grimaldi of Monaco"->"Monarch into finance...married Grace, expired, billionaires mourn." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The singer Damien Rice"->"Irish-centered enigma." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The sisters Paula, Donna, Gemma, Claire and Catherine McCartney, and Bridgeen Hagans"->"A clan that demands that Irish Republican Army end renegade gangs, menace scenario." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The singer Montserrat Caballe"->"Bloater. Her talent's screaming." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"An Irish-themed public house"->"Much idle pishin'...ah to be sure!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The singer Bob Marley"->"Gorblimey! Neat herbs!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Kate Silverton"->"Violent streak." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Will Mowat"->"Wow, I'm tall!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Charles Olins"->"Narcosis hell." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Heather Marguerita Small"->"Material slaughterer. Ham!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Minardi team"->"I'm damn irate!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Minardi"->"I'm nadir." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"'A Lotus Grows In The Mud' - Goldie Hawn"->"'Laugh-In' woman uses word to delight." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The singer Bryan Adams"->"Anything embarrassed." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Camden Lock Studios"->"Old c**ts make 'disco'!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The Cabrini Hospital"->"Rectal phobia in this?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"'Don't Believe The Truth'"->"The Inverted Butthole." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"'Don't Believe The Truth' - Oasis"->"Doh! Absolute retentive shit!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"A practising homosexual"->"Anxious. (Craphole stigma)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Zoran Bogdan Radisavljevic"->"Lovebird, Casanova, grand jiz." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Zoran Bogdan Radisavljevic"->"Novi Sad lovebird, ganja czar!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Cream reunion"->"No manure, Eric!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Female genitals"->"Small, if teenage." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Kimi-Matias Raikkonen"->"I am a kinkier man. (It's OK!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Nicholas William Leeson"->"Lose a million, chew nails." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Martina Hingisova"->"Shit! A minor vagina!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Lipton's Iced Teas"->"Delectation? Piss!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof"->"Cheesy old man of hopeless gob." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Richard Whiteley, the former television presenter on 'Countdown'"->"Red-hot score? Fine. How clever. Try this nine letter word: P-N-E-U-M-O-N-I-A." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Sienna Rose Miller"->"Millions seen rear." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The singer Mutya Buena"->"A true beauty's nigh, men!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Heidi Range"->"A dire "neigh!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Doctor Robert Moog"->"Record, or go to tomb." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Michael Goodall Watson"->"A well-mad hooligan Scot." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Dustin Lee Hoffman"->"Affluent hedonism." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Charlotte Maria Reed"->"A rare melodic tart, eh?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Charlotte Maria Reed"->"The maladroit career." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Charlotte Maria Reed"->"More theatrical, dear!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Huawei Technologies Co. Ltd."->"Chinese I.T. (Legal, touch wood!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The American actor Dustin Lee Hoffman"->"Damn clear, huh? - I affect 'Tootsie' manner!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The Canadian snooker player Clifford Charles Devlin Thorburn"->"His partner for clinical hundred-and-forty-seven break? Alcohol!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The singer Antoine 'Fats' Domino"->"This inane food-eating monster!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Ian Warwick Blair"->"Copper writes, in ire: "Maim Arabic criminals? No, we shoot to kill!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The singer Madonna Ciccone"->"Accident on menacing horse." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The Stoke Mandeville Hospital Trust, Aylesbury, Bucks."->"Bat-like vampires, they ruthlessly suck blood. Tetanus?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Antony Paul Hegarty"->"Naughty anal poetry." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Katherine Moss"->"Hot, mean kisser." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Katherine Moss"->"Shrieks on mate!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Katherine Moss"->"So mistaken, her." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The Croydon supermodel Katherine Moss"->"A semi-drunk moron's hole. (Pete Docherty's)." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Simultaneous climax"->"So, in mutual exclaims?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The Seiko Cleancut"->"Each c**t's elite, OK!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Cocaine problem"->"Colombian creep!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Robert David Paulison"->"Stupid. Brain overload!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Robert David Paulison"->"Dirt-poor? Unadvisable!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The mons veneris"->"Thrives on semen." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Luther Blissett"->"Bullshit tester." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The Federation of Bakers"->"I often eat fresh bread, OK!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The hit single "Ebony and Ivory" by Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney"->"Yes, that blind coon and very, very rich Beatle spew annoying tedium." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The hit single "I Just Called To Say I Love You" by Stevie Wonder"->"Jolly ghastly? Dire, lousy video? It's one view, but he can't see it." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Paul Albert Anka"->"Abrupt anal leak." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The President Of The United States Of America, George Walker "Dubya" Bush"->"Degree-less twit! Before Katrina issue, he thought FEMA "...a body part?". Dunce!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Patricia Hope Hewitt MP"->"A pathetic whore. Pimp it!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Magnus Hirschfeld"->"Grind a chum's flesh." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Magnus Hirschfeld"->"Smeg? Rich handfuls." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The sinking of the Argentinian cruiser The General Belgrano in the Falklands War"->"Thatcher: Her rash, baffling order to kill awakening Latins' genuine intense anger." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Dirty Old Men's Association International"->"Many ladies? Loads! Erotic? No no, it's art, innit!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Danny Sculthorpe"->"C**ts hardly open!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Daniel Sculthorpe"->"Clean putrid holes." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Paul Sculthorpe"->"Up-craphole lust." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Harriet Ellan Miers"->"Rather sillier name!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The playwright Bernard Kops"->"Sparkle...and pretty highbrow!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Natalie Merchant"->"Her talent: Maniac." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The Who's late drummer Keith Moon"->"The Real Me? Somehow hit tom, drunk." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Margaret Natalie Smith"->"I am a nightmare starlet." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Margaret Natalie Smith"->"A militant megastar, her." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Bachelor pad"->"Bad craphole." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Labour Prime Minister"->"True-born imperialism." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The Blue Ribbon Supply Company, in San Francisco."->"I'm sunny Californian bubble-spray shop concept." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Andrew Stimpson"->"Mr AIDS-now-spent." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"In a homosexual liaison"->"Alas, I'm in a noxious hole!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The Australian comedian and singer Kevin Bloody Wilson"->"Sadly, no minors, I'd advise. ("Hole!", "C**t!", "Wanker!", "Nob!", "Genitalia!"...)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The actress Linda Susan Boreman (Lovelace)"->"...is a venereal harlot. Scandal! Obscene smut!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The Yada disposable colostomy bag"->"At bog, my shit escapes...a bloody load!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Margaret Thatcher is now eighty years old"->"Sad geriatric Tory here. (The ghastly woman!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The folk singer Neil Percival Kenneth Ragland Young"->"Key planning: 'After The Gold Rush' all evening, I reckon!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Ariel Scheinerman"->"I'm Israel enhancer!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Ariel Scheinerman"->"I am a lecher/sinner!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The American singer Sheryl Crow"->"Why Lance Armstrong is cheerier." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The singer and former soap actress Kylie Ann Minogue"->"In mastectomy danger? She is, I fear, no longer a spunker." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Biker bars"->"Ribs break." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Angela Dorothea Merkel"->"A large, lamented Hooker." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Ganymedes"->"Send me gay!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The Bugatti Veyron"->"Overt beauty thing." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"David William Donald Cameron, the new leader of the Conservative Party"->"Onward, after Michael Howard's malevolence, deviation, and petty drivel!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Cronulla Beach"->"Arab cull, Enoch?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Scandinavian girls"->"Advising carnal sin." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Lewis Hamilton"->"The Williams? No!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Fearne Cotton"->"Rotten face? No!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The Medway Towns"->"Wasted, me? Why not!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The American singer Dolly Parton"->"Really enhanced, armpits to groin." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The Battered Women's Foundation"->"Dreams of new teeth? Ain't no doubt!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Glen Eden Naturist Resort"->"Tender genitals turn sore." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The David Beckham Academy"->"Team made by chav dickhead." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Shane Patrick Lysaght MacGowan, the lead singer of The Pogues"->"Inspires heckler...wasn't he the "maggot" and "a cheap lousy faggot"?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The Canary Wharf Gay and Lesbian Association"->"Criteria: Fancy a shag in East London? Bash away!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The World Cup football tournament in Germany"->"For glory, Manuel, clap. (But don't mention the war!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The death of the American soul singer Wilson Pickett"->"Ace left a corpse, skeleton...was it "in the midnight hour"?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Anthony Crafter"->"Fat, rather noncy." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Anthony Crafter"->"The fanny carrot." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Anthony Crafter"->"To charter fanny." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Anthony Crafter"->"After hot cranny." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Genital depilation"->"Pleading in a toilet." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The Arctic Monkeys"->"Menace...shitty rock." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The Arctic Monkeys"->"The sticky romance." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The Arctic Monkeys"->"More tasty chicken!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The Indigo Girls"->"Hoisting girdle." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The band Iron Maiden"->"The morbid and inane." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"James Ingram"->"Smegma in jar." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"James Ingram"->"Jism manager." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"James Ingram"->"Arse-jamming." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Tris Imboden"->"Birds? No time!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Tris Imboden"->"Timid boners." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Tris Imboden"->"Most inbred I." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Tris Imboden"->"Moisten bird?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The Inspiral Carpets"->"Sphincteral pirates." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The Inspiral Carpets"->"Elastic partnership." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The Inspiral Carpets"->"In that cripple's arse." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The singer Billy Idol (William Michael Albert Broad)"->"Alright, "Idle". (I am a terribly shallow blond imbecile!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The Right Honourable Sir Walter Menzies Campbell"->"Neutralize cowpat-breath, "Ming"! (He smells horrible!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Simon Henry Ward Hughes"->"Gay? Shhh! (Row "undermines")." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Simon Hughes, the Liberal Democrat Member of Parliament for North Southwark and Bermondsey"->"So gay homo hornhummer, foreskin-fondler, rimmer and bumbandit who beat Peter Tatchells arse." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Sven-Goran Eriksson is to stand down after The World Cup"->"Soft-spoken and controversial Swede thrusting onward!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Having unprotected intercourse"->"Putting custard over her. Nice one!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The Gay and Lesbian Association of Doctors and Dentists"->"Constant dong diseases, odd anal antics by 'tooth fairies'!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Stephen Peter Marriott"->"The premier potent star." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Stephen Peter Marriott"->"Perpetrate monster hit." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Stephen Peter Marriott"->"The premier 'Top Ten' star." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The autobiography 'Confessions of an Heiress' by Paris Hilton"->"Brainless beauty's nights of fiery passion. (Each portion: "Oh!! Oh!!!")" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Peter James Crouch"->"Super-macho? Reject!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"La Sindone di Torino (The Turin shroud)"->"O, ist thou intern'd inside, our Lord? - "Nah!"" (by David Bourke by hand) (2006)
"The Twentieth Winter Olympic Games"->"Wintry meeting? What complete shite!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The Twentieth Winter Olympic Games"->"Pretty white snow, melting each time!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The singer Gerard Hugh "Leo" Sayer"->"High-range short guy re-released." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"French face transplant patient Isabelle Dinoire"->"Perfect nose, neater chin and lips...a brilliant feat!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"British Gas and Centrica profits"->"Brings in rapid riches to fat cats!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Stephen Glenn Martin"->"Penis length: Remnant." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The bass guitarist Bill Clements"->"Less a limb, but get a listen..."Christ!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The bass guitarist Bill Clements"->"Albeit limbless, this c**t's great!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The registered charity 'Age Concern'"->"Enhanced the geriatric grey sector." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Tessa Palmer"->"A stale sperm." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Tessa Palmer"->"Amplest arse." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The Sensual World"->"Dauntless howler!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The marble statue 'The Venus de Milo' (or 'The Aphrodite of Melos')"->"Half-nude amputee...both arms either lost, or thieves looted 'em!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Gary Glitter gets three years in a Vietnamese prison"->"I try some very tight pre-teenage Eastern Asian girls." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The Holy Trinity School, Crawley."->"Oh, shortly they *will* try cocaine!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Peter Leslie Osgood"->"I go to sleep, see Lord." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"A "Miss Wet T-shirt" competition"->"Epic tits, somewhat minor tits." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The historian David John Cawdell Irving"->"Jail...and with no Third Reich gas involved." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Victoria Derbyshire"->"A diversity-rich bore." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Victoria Derbyshire"->"I've record hairy bits!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Anal lubrication"->"A. Blair? Continual!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Chaitanya Patel"->"An apathetic lay." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Michael Levy"->"Evil alchemy." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Leigh Highwood"->"Heigh-ho...go wild!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The singer Madonna"->"It'd mean hangers-on." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The singer Catherine Bush"->"Nice buns, eh? (The arse, right!)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Keira Christina Knightley"->"Tight knickers, a hairy line!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Dorothee Pesch"->"Respected? Ho ho!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Peter Criss"->"Respect, sir!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The 'Toxic Texan'"->"Cite that, Exxon!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Caroline Lucas, the Green MEP"->"Choice gentleman pleasurer!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Tobias Linderoth"->"Dishonorable tit." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Tobias Linderoth"->"The "no libido" star." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Niclas Alexandersson"->"Rancid anal-sex lesson." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Clayton Ince"->"Anticyclone." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Sander Lantinga"->"A star in England." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Toni Luca"->"Lunatico." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Toni Luca"->"Inculato." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Luca Toni Varchetta"->"Vital c**t, or a cheat?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"A divorce petition"->"To inactive period." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Mister Anthony David Crafter"->"French tart mania...it's very odd!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Derek St. Holmes"->"Red-hot elk mess." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Derek St. Holmes"->"Themeless Dork." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The cricketing umpires Darrell Hair and Billy Doctrove"->"Their verdict re cherry-colour ball: "Pakistani meddling!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Thomas Chaplin"->"Clap this ham? No!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Dale Wanton"->"Not wed...anal." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Audrey Kathleen Ruston"->"Result underneath? Okay." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The actress Audrey Kathleen Hepburn-Ruston"->"Enchantress lured, thanks to her pure beauty!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The Rochester Preservation Society"->"O, "stereotype chavs" restriction here!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"I Knew The Bride When She Used To Rock And Roll"->"Er, she's no blonde! How I liked her dark, wet c**t!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Maurice Chittenden"->"Cretin? I am *the* dunce!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Shinzo Abe"->"Nazi S.O.B., eh?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The ideal woman"->"I am down-at-heel!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Natalie Horler"->"Real lionheart." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Natalie Horler"->"Lahore latrine." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The Medway and Swale Ethnic Minority Senior Citizens Association"->"On an occasion, wizened Rochester Asians may meet within it, idly sit." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Nature calls"->"Anal cluster." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Sharon Pickles"->"Prick? No hassle!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Sharon Pickles"->"Asshole 'n' prick." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Sussex Gardens, Paddington"->"Pas de deuxs, and no G-strings!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
""One Night In Paris""->"Pains in the groin." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
""One Night In Paris""->"Oh! Penis training!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The Dead Or Alive singer Pete Burns"->"Oh, it's a superlative gender-bender!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The Dead Or Alive singer Pete Burns"->"Gender-bender is up the lavatories." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The film Casino Royale"->"My fictional arsehole." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Stephen Harmison"->"In the press: "Oh man!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Charlotte Denis"->"Hard on, testicle." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The USA's president"->"That is super-dense!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Sir Paul "Bono" Hewson"->"Oh-so "New Labour spin"!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Lembit "The Human Anagram" Opik"->"Ah, I am a troublemaking MP, then?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"'Concert for Diana', at the new Wembley Stadium"->"A tribute to a whiny, self-centred mad cow. Amen!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The 'Concert for Diana', at the new Wembley Stadium"->"Remember a dead icon. Sway with Elton, the fat c**t." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Labour corruption"->"Politburo rancour." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The singer Cheryl Cole"->"Hot yelling screecher!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Simone Clarke"->"Likes romance." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Havering-Atte-Bower"->"Giant bore? Whatever!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Captain Lawrence Oates"->"Weeps alone, Antarctica." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"The singer Diana Ross"->"A negroid star shines!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Lyndsey Booth"->"The sly nobody." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Veena Leisure"->"Ale is revenue." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"The singer Nico"->"Retching noise." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"The singer Nico"->"I cringe, honest!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Marcheline Bertrand"->"Dinner-table charmer." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Marcheline Bertrand"->"Rather nimble dancer." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"William Henry and Melinda French Gates"->"Really-damn rich gentleman and his wife." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Veronica Lario"->"Ravioli? Race on!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Mitt Romney"->"My! I'm rotten!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Slurpee"->"Repulse." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Kate Moss and Pete Doherty"->"Empty-headed rotten soaks." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Sophie Anderton"->"On a red-hot penis." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Sophie Anderton"->"Oh No! Pedestrian!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Sophie Anderton"->"A prone hedonist." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Sophie Anderton"->"Oh no...red panties!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Ksenia Sobchak"->"Each knob, a kiss." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Lewis Hamilton"->"Well, am I shit? No!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Craig Anderton"->"Drat...ignorance!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Anthony and Cherie Blair"->"Labyrinthine charade, no?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"British Petroleum"->"Shit! Prime trouble!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Mister Anthony Blair"->"I'm nastily abhorrent." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Family Feast"->"Falsify meat." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Stacy Ann Ferguson"->"Grunts. Face annoys." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Stacy Ann Ferguson"->"Greasy c**t, no fans." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Prince Bandar"->"An inbred crap." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Singer Ann Griselda Lennox"->"Relaxing? Nonsense, darling!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Lynda Houghton"->"Hold on...naughty!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Naomi Ellen Watts"->"Sane little woman." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Horn section"->"Oh no! Cretins!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Stella Marie Thompson"->"The simpleton's amoral." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Eva Jacqueline Longoria"->"Rejoice! No vaginal equal!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Cerne Abbas Giant"->"Erect banana's big!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"The actor and writer Christopher Langham"->"What child porn? No, a "research" matter, right!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Silver Ring Thing"->"Virgin girls, then!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Nigel Richard Patton Dempster"->"Strength? A decrepit old man. RIP." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"The late Diana Frances Spencer (The Princess of Wales)"->"Sad Charles often slept with canines as a preference!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"PM Tony Blair's resignation speech"->"Phenomenal ego-trip by narcissist." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"The Canadian male prostitute Jeffrey Chevalier"->"An oil chief ejaculated in my fat arse, the pervert!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"The pop singer Peter James Andrea"->"He repeat-impregnates. (Esp. Jordan)" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Ten years of Tony Blair as the Prime Minister"->"I remember lies, spin, hot air, state of tyranny." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"'The Unfulfilled Prime Minister: Tony Blair's Quest for a Legacy' - Peter Riddell"->"Declared it'll quite fully redefine three terms of smiling Labour Party spin." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"The Norwegian male escort Auden Carlsen"->"Gentlemen, I'd chance a sore arse, run to law!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Breastfeeding in public places"->"Presenting babies a filled C-cup!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Mischa Anne Marsden Barton"->"Hmm...an inane, drab actress, no?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Actress Mischa Anne Marsden Barton"->"Crass, and an embarrassment in 'The OC'." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Isabella Amaryllis Charlotte Anstruther-Gough-Calthorpe"->"Oh, a tall, thin, rich, real glamorous, pretty laughable "actress"!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"The actress Keira Knightley"->"The key's her tits are lacking!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Rita Coolidge"->"Rigid tool? Ace!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"The Christina Aguilera 'Candy Man' video"->"'The Voice' danced in a U.S military hangar!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"The German military forces"->"Mercenary stigma of Hitler." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Pictures of naked ladies"->"A dire flop? Suck it and see!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"The singer Simon Le Bon"->"I'm boring, nonetheless." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"The Playboy centrefold Anna Nicole Smith"->"Hot blonde fanny...erections, emphatically!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Operation Ribble"->"I probe one T. Blair." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Louise Hobbs"->"Lush boobies!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Middle East Envoy Tony Blair"->"Ten bloody evil years, damn it!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"The percussionist Dave Tettmar"->"The top creative drum tastiness!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"'Tony Blair - The Man Behind the Smile' Leo Abse"->"Bemoaned in shame, one shabby little Hitler." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"The London Olympic Games logo by Wolff Olins"->""Oh my god, no!" - Now billions completely slag-off!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Carole Middleton"->"Media-controlled." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Spring is here"->"Herpes rising!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Bombs made out of chapati flour and hydrogen peroxide"->"BOOM! Perfect to mix for a drop-dead blonde asian guy, huh?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Tommy Aldridge"->"Dodgy metal rim." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"The manager Don Arden"->"Mean, and red-hot anger." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Harrietsham"->"Hamster hair." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Whitstable, Kent."->"Wet blanket, shit." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Clive Stafford Smith"->""Facts", from this devil?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Honeytrap"->"Phoney rat." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Eleanor Oldroyd"->"Adored, or lonely?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Paul Samuel Anderson"->"Pulled a man...sore anus!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Sean Poulter"->"Opulent arse." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Kiefer Sutherland"->"If there's ale...drunk!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Geraldine Lynton-Edwards"->"Well-organised and trendy." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Sagi Burton"->"Bust a groin." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Thirty-minute breast enlargement operation"->"Better guarantee hypernormal tits in no time!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"The solicitor Michael Caplan"->"All the capital income...so rich!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Dame Anita Roddick"->"Kind, aromatic, dead." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"The late Diana Frances Spencer (The Princess of Wales)"->"Sad Charles often slept with canines as a preference!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"The singer and guitarist Andy Fairweather-Low"->"Straining, tune-wise...what a grey-haired old fart!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Giovanni di Stefano"->"Ideas of innovating." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Sam Kelly's Station House"->"Stokes loyal enthusiasm." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Caroline Alice Spelman"->"Place in "Cameron allies"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Britain's Paula Radcliffe has won the women's ING New York City marathon"->"Stamina after Olympic race frowns, no urinating by the sidewalk now! Hah!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"The Labour minister Liam Dominic Byrne"->"Ruin! Admits "I blether on mobile in my car!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Calin Tariceanu"->"A lunatic in care." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"St Pancras International"->"Trans-continental a Paris!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Tony Blair is converting to the Roman Catholic faith"->"His Act of Contrition morally bothering the Vatican?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"The Hoosiers"->"Oo! Sheer shit!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Stefano Domenicali"->"Fed on Italians' come." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Stefano Domenicali"->"Mafia don to silence?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"The Prime Minister of Australia, Kevin Michael Rudd"->"Cerumen? I removed it, ate it all, sharpish. Fair dinkum!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Sharleen Eugene Spiteri"->"I pleasure the engineers!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Connie Talbot"->"Not noticable." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Paul Julian Strohmeyer"->"Jolly amateurish prune." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Howard Epstein"->"How pedestrian." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Wilnelia Merced"->"Well, I'm nice, dear!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Casey Aldridge"->"...is declared gay." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Courtenay Semel"->"Yes, men, clear out!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Yat-Sen Chang"->"Enchant gays." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2007)
"Lacey Amelia Turner"->"Really nice amateur!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"Marcus Agius"->"I augur scams." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"Marcus Agius"->"A smug Icarus." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"Bob Ainsworth"->"Hot Brown bias." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"Camila Alves"->"Camel saliva." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"Christopher Bryant"->"Hot sphincter, Barry?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"Maria Grazia Cucinotta"->"Amazing autocratic air." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"Samantha Morton"->"Tart moans: "Oh! Man!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"The Hells Angels Motorcycle Corporation"->"Accomplices roll together on ton Harleys." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"The Meal Ticket bass-guitarist Jack Charles Brand"->"Art? I'm just a slack, third-rate, belching basketcase!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"Nicola Burdett"->"Not lubricated!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"Christine Bleakley"->"Bitch really is keen!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"Christine Bleakley"->"Likeable 'n' hysteric." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"Jodie Marsh"->"Jism? Oh dear!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"The UK Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Centre, Harley Street"->"Really rather keen on ancient vulvae? It's just great here!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"The late Paul Raymond"->"'Deep Throat', manually." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"'Jordan: Pushed to the Limit' by Katie Price"->"Hyped baps...I like the major tit reduction!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"The National Society of Allied and Independent Funeral Directors"->"One-and-only deal: Collect dead one, stuff it in hearse, and inter it. RIP." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"The supermodel Bar Refaeli"->"Hot, pure-bred Israel female." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"The Illinois Democrat senator, Barack Hussein Obama"->"A black icon has ideas to terminate serial moron Bush." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"The coach Fabio Capello"->"A cheap football choice." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"The Labour Party's finances"->"Annual profits by cheaters." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"Britney Spears lost her virginity at fourteen years old"->"Noisy stereotype trailer-trash duly given a first boner." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"The book 'A Million Little Pieces' - James Frey"->"Fake. The majority is complete lies, no libel." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"Max Rufus Mosley, the Federation Internationale de l'Automobile four-times President"->"All Formula One rules one-sided to benefit the (exempt, mind you) Ferrari team's situation." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"Count Gottfried Alexander Leopold Graf von Bismarck-Schonhausen"->"Coke-snorting German toff, paid anal-sex lover, undoubted Arschloch." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
""Tasty" Tim Southgate"->"O, that smuttiest gay!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"The last will and testament of Luciano Pavarotti"->"...was that "I leave all important funds to Nicoletta"." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"The alcoholic, drug-addict, and singer Amy Winehouse"->"Old dog in The Hawley Arms again! Her conduct...suicide." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"Natasha Henstridge"->"The ranting asshead." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"Wesley Trent Snipes"->"Western-style penis." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"The American actor Wesley Trent Snipes"->"I.R.S. trace meaty wealth...prison sentence!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"Mary Whitehouse CBE"->"I'm but a cheesy whore." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"Constance Mary Whitehouse"->"I watch a "money shot", censure." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"Constance Mary Whitehouse"->"I watch. Steamy? Oh no! Censure!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"Sir Alan Sugar's 'The Apprentice'"->"A rat-race, happiness resulting." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"Paul Samwell-Smith"->"A smallish wet lump." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"Marcus Wareing"->"A scrawnier mug!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"The actress Sienna Rose Miller"->"Miscreants release in her slot!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"Nicholas Bates"->"Siobhan Castle." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"The seventies pop singer Gary Glitter"->"Set to pet shy, pre-teenage virgin girls?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"Esther Louise Rantzen, Commander of the Order of the British Empire"->"Bizarre prominent mare-horse teeth...I do feel so much for her dentist!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"The Republicans' American presidential candidates"->"McCain and Palin unite - a predictable sheer disaster!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"Paul David Humphreys"->"Prudishly, have a dump." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"Mastitis"->"Tit amiss." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"Andrea Trillo"->"A trained roll." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"Corbin Bleu Reivers"->"One virile scrubber!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"Continual madness"->"Mandelson is a c**t!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"Newcastle University"->"Lectures invite yawns." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"Sir Paul Stephenson"->"Sharp unpoliteness." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"Sir Paul Stephenson"->"Up penis so enthrals!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"Peer Steinbruck"->"Buck enterprise." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"Leona Lewis"->"Well, a noise!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"The dancer Erin Boag"->"Rather nice bondage." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2008)
"Klynveld Peat Marwick Goerdeler"->"Clever market knowledge, rapidly." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2009)
"Stormy Daniels"->"Daily monsters!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2009)
"Dog the Bounty Hunter"->"No thought-burden yet!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2009)
"Lois Winstone"->"Tools in sinew." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2009)
"Ian 'H' Watkins"->"Hi, wankstain!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2009)
"A couple of nuts!"->"So copulate! Fun!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2009)
"A couple of nuts!"->"Place out-of-sun." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2009)
"Delon Anthony Armitage"->"Only ignorant meathead." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2009)
"Edward Heathcoat-Amory"->"Oh dear me! What a Tory cad!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2009)
"Elliot Anthony Morley"->"I'm really not the loony!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2009)
"Anthony Steen"->"Nasty one, then?" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2009)
"lionel messi"->"In! (Smiles): "Ole!"" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2009)