"Wayne Rooney, Manchester United and England footballer" -> "Teen lead idol, funny metatarsal bone, whored granny once." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"The Everton and England footballer Wayne Rooney" -> "Renowned? Notable? Doh! Only an overly-fat teenager." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"England Footballer Wayne Rooney" -> "We all rely on one fat boy - no danger!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Wayne Rooney" -> "Near new yo yo." (by Julie Gottlieb by hand) (2006) (pending approval)