"Rod Stewart becomes a CBE in the New Year's Honours list" -> "ER's Consistently Best Erection award, huh? Awesome, bro!" (by Tony Crafter using Anagram Genius) (2006) (pending approval)
"Rod Stewart is made a CBE" -> "Best tiresome cad award?" (by Tony Crafter using Anagram Genius) (2006) (pending approval)
"Penny Lancaster" -> "Centenary plans." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)