"Rod Stewart becomes a CBE in the New Year's Honours list" -> "ER's Consistently Best Erection award, huh? Awesome, bro!" (by Tony Crafter using Anagram Genius) (2006) (pending approval)
"Rod Stewart `These foolish things`" -> "The tasteless horrid song. How fit!" (by Aronas Pinchas) (2005)
"Penny Lancaster" -> "Centenary plans." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)