"Conservative and Unionist Party Leader Michael Howard" -> "Vampire Dracula has teeth in vain. Riled - sod Tony won race." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Michael Howard, Conservative Party leader" -> "Tapeworm lavatory and cheesier arch-devil." (by Drew Jackson using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The Conservative leader, Michael Howard." -> "The shrewd, Machiavellian (over-rated) CEO." (by Mick Tully using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Michael Howard of the Conservative Party" -> "I vow I'm cheap at half the cost Reverand Roy!" (by Lawrence Alexander by hand) (2004)
"Michael Howard, creature of the night" -> "Agree wrathful homicide on Thatcher." (by Drew Jackson using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The Right Honourable Michael Howard MP" -> "Highbrow, cramped, holier-than-thou male." (by William Tunstall-Pedoe using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Right Honourable Michael Howard MP" -> "The globular, horrid chap. Women hate him." (by anon using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Michael Howard, Tory Leader" -> "Hero? Cold hatred! (I'm a lawyer)." (by Mick Tully using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Michael Howard, Tory Leader" -> "Hardcore moral: die wealthy." (by Joe Fathallah using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Michael Howard, Tory Leader" -> "Hearty, amoral dildo-chewer." (by Joe Fathallah using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Michael Howard, Tory Leader" -> "A deathly charm or weird, Leo?" (by Delishus by hand) (2004)
"Michael Howard, Tory Leader" -> "Oh Dear Me! A cowardly Hitler." (by William Tunstall-Pedoe using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Michael Howard, Tory Leader" -> "Adore Whitehall comradery." (by William Tunstall-Pedoe using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Michael Howard, Tory Leader" -> "Lyrical Edward Heath Romeo?" (by William Tunstall-Pedoe using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Michael Howard, Tory Leader" -> "Oh Dear Me! The cowardly liar." (by William Tunstall-Pedoe using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Prime Minister Michael Howard" -> "I howl. I'm meanspirited charmer." (by William Tunstall-Pedoe using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Michael Howard MP" -> "I'm mad howler chap." (by King Anfonse the Splendid using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Michael Howard, new Tory leader" -> "Really? Oh man! A wretched weirdo." (by Ivor Hutchinson using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Michael Howard, new Tory leader" -> "Yellower or manic Edward Heath." (by Peter Laurence Hall using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Michael Howard, Opposition Leader" -> "I am hoi polloi and a wretched poser." (by Peter Laurence Hall using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Michael Howard, Opposition Leader" -> "Whoopee! I'm a cloddish proletarian." (by Peter Laurence Hall using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Michael Howard, Opposition Leader" -> "Hollow, mediocre, paranoid ape-shit." (by Peter Laurence Hall using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Michael Howard, Opposition Leader" -> "Clownish, paedophile media orator." (by Peter Laurence Hall using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Michael Howard, Opposition Leader" -> "Now appalled, diarrhoeic smoothie." (by Peter Laurence Hall using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Conservative Party Conference" -> "Vote re perversion - fancy accent." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"David William Donald Cameron, the new leader of the Conservative Party" -> "Onward, after Michael Howard's malevolence, deviation, and petty drivel!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The Conservative Leader David Cameron" -> "Old Etonian chav: "A TVR? I've a red Mercedes!"" (by Mick Tully using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The Conservative Leader David Cameron" -> "Smart career advice involved Eton head." (by Mick Tully using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The Conservative Leader David Cameron" -> "Vivid, lacerated, over-caned Eton arse? H'm..." (by Mick Tully using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Iain Duncan Smith, Conservative Party Leader" -> "I revive T.A. plan, and I destroy NHS care. I'm a c**t!" (by Craig Aston by hand) (2003)
"David Blunkett MP, the Secretary of State for Work and Pensions" -> "Females find his power seducts? Tarty vendetta or top-rank knob." (by Robert Parrott by hand) (2005)
"Conservatives" -> "Craven Soviets." (by Jean by hand) (2001)
"David Cameron MP" -> "Caveman did romp." (by Robert Parrott by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"The Right Honourable Alan Whitehead" -> "O' I bellow thundering theatre ha ha ha." (by ben seale using Anagram Genius) (2007) (pending approval)
"Right Honourable John Prescott" -> "I run both topnotch Jags eh, Errol!" (by Mick Tully using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"David Cameron MP, Tory Leader" -> "Comradery to evil, dead PR man." (by Robert Parrott by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"David Cameron MP, Tory Leader" -> "Elect me PM, and vary arid odor." (by Robert Parrott by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Conservative: Are you thinking what we're thinking?" -> "Keen to win, right-wing attacks envy in heavier hour." (by Robert Parrott using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"David Cameron, Conservative MP" -> "Overadvance, smart demonic VIP." (by Robert Parrott by hand) (2005)
"David Cameron, Tory MP" -> "Tardy or demonic vamp." (by Robert Parrott by hand) (2005)
"David Cameron, Tory MP" -> "My! I advocated porn, Mr!" (by Mick Tully using Anagram Genius) (2007) (pending approval)
"The novel 'The Devil's Tune' written by Iain Duncan Smith" -> "Yawn! Dull conservative tedium, then? It's in the bin then!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"I. D. Smith" -> "Dim shit." (by Joe Fathallah) (2002)
"William Jefferson Hague" -> "Jeer of shameful wailing." (by Jim Bond using Anagram Genius) (2006) (pending approval)