"The novel 'The Devil's Tune' written by Iain Duncan Smith" -> "Yawn! Dull conservative tedium, then? It's in the bin then!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Iain Duncan Smith, Conservative Party Leader" -> "I revive T.A. plan, and I destroy NHS care. I'm a c**t!" (by Craig Aston by hand) (2003)
"I. D. Smith" -> "Dim shit." (by Joe Fathallah) (2002)
"The Right Honourable Michael Howard MP" -> "Highbrow, cramped, holier-than-thou male." (by William Tunstall-Pedoe using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Right Honourable Michael Howard MP" -> "The globular, horrid chap. Women hate him." (by anon using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Michael Howard, Tory Leader" -> "Hero? Cold hatred! (I'm a lawyer)." (by Mick Tully using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Michael Howard, Tory Leader" -> "Hardcore moral: die wealthy." (by Joe Fathallah using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Michael Howard, Tory Leader" -> "Hearty, amoral dildo-chewer." (by Joe Fathallah using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Michael Howard, Tory Leader" -> "A deathly charm or weird, Leo?" (by Delishus by hand) (2004)
"Michael Howard, Tory Leader" -> "Oh Dear Me! A cowardly Hitler." (by William Tunstall-Pedoe using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Michael Howard, Tory Leader" -> "Adore Whitehall comradery." (by William Tunstall-Pedoe using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Michael Howard, Tory Leader" -> "Lyrical Edward Heath Romeo?" (by William Tunstall-Pedoe using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Michael Howard, Tory Leader" -> "Oh Dear Me! The cowardly liar." (by William Tunstall-Pedoe using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Michael Howard MP" -> "I'm mad howler chap." (by King Anfonse the Splendid using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Conservative Leader David Cameron" -> "Old Etonian chav: "A TVR? I've a red Mercedes!"" (by Mick Tully using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The Conservative Leader David Cameron" -> "Smart career advice involved Eton head." (by Mick Tully using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The Conservative Leader David Cameron" -> "Vivid, lacerated, over-caned Eton arse? H'm..." (by Mick Tully using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"Michael Howard, Conservative Party leader" -> "Tapeworm lavatory and cheesier arch-devil." (by Drew Jackson using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"David Cameron MP, Tory Leader" -> "Comradery to evil, dead PR man." (by Robert Parrott by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"David Cameron MP, Tory Leader" -> "Elect me PM, and vary arid odor." (by Robert Parrott by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Conservative leadership contest" -> "Over-stretched, poetical vainness." (by Robert Parrott using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Liberal Democrat Leadership Contest" -> "Embattled radical or hopeless cretin?" (by John Dyke using Anagram Genius) (2006) (pending approval)
"Conservatives" -> "Craven Soviets." (by Jean by hand) (2001)
"William Jefferson Hague" -> "Jeer of shameful wailing." (by Jim Bond using Anagram Genius) (2006) (pending approval)
"The Right Honourable Alan Whitehead" -> "O' I bellow thundering theatre ha ha ha." (by ben seale using Anagram Genius) (2007) (pending approval)
"Conservative and Unionist Party Leader Michael Howard" -> "Vampire Dracula has teeth in vain. Riled - sod Tony won race." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"The Conservative leader, Michael Howard." -> "The shrewd, Machiavellian (over-rated) CEO." (by Mick Tully using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Michael Howard, creature of the night" -> "Agree wrathful homicide on Thatcher." (by Drew Jackson using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Right Honourable John Prescott" -> "I run both topnotch Jags eh, Errol!" (by Mick Tully using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Prime Minister Michael Howard" -> "I howl. I'm meanspirited charmer." (by William Tunstall-Pedoe using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Michael Howard of the Conservative Party" -> "I vow I'm cheap at half the cost Reverand Roy!" (by Lawrence Alexander by hand) (2004)