"Edwina Currie, the ex-MP for Derbyshire South" -> "Bitch has sex with our four-eyed nerd Premier!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Ms. Edwina Currie, ex tory M.P." -> "I'm it, Mr. Cop sexy underwear!" (by V.Rabin) (2002)
"The ex-Prime Minister John Major" -> "I'm a rhino horn jism-jet expert, me!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Conservative and Unionist Party Leader Michael Howard" -> "Vampire Dracula has teeth in vain. Riled - sod Tony won race." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Conservative: Are you thinking what we're thinking?" -> "Keen to win, right-wing attacks envy in heavier hour." (by Robert Parrott using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"David William Donald Cameron, the new leader of the Conservative Party" -> "Onward, after Michael Howard's malevolence, deviation, and petty drivel!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"David Cameron, Conservative MP" -> "Overadvance, smart demonic VIP." (by Robert Parrott by hand) (2005)
"David Cameron, Tory MP" -> "Tardy or demonic vamp." (by Robert Parrott by hand) (2005)
"David Cameron, Tory MP" -> "My! I advocated porn, Mr!" (by Mick Tully using Anagram Genius) (2007) (pending approval)