"Cristiano Ronaldo, Manchester United" -> "So dance round team in Antichrist role." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2008) (pending approval)
"Sir Alec Ferguson, Manchester United Manager" -> "Man met Grant. Grief! Cur ruined Chelsea season." (by Stanley Accrington using Anagram Genius) (2008) (pending approval)
"The Manchester United footballer Wayne Rooney" -> "Recently, one burly meathead's often into a whore." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Ryan Giggs - Manchester United" -> "Chuggings, dreams, an eternity." (by Stanley Accrington using Anagram Genius) (2008) (pending approval)