"Hamas" -> "A sham." (by Joe Fathallah by hand) (2003)
"A middle East arms race" -> "Mad tale, dire massacre." (by Aronas Pinchas) (2007)
"Bad Reviews for Bush in the Middle East Media" -> "We (Arabs +Israelis) define him - 'The odd dumb vet!'" (by Aronas Pinchas) (2008) (pending approval)
"Bush offers to-do list for Middle East leaders" -> "Sides refused to fool's dreams. Old blithe fart!" (by Aronas Pinchas) (2008) (pending approval)
"Secretary of States in Middle East" -> "Rice demands to test Israel safety." (by Aronas Pinchas) (2008) (pending approval)
"Palestinian terrorists" -> "Airport's trials intense." (by Bob Hanford) (2005)
"Palestinian terrorists" -> "Nonliterate rapists, Sir." (by Bob Hanford) (2005)
"Palestinian terrorists" -> "Eternal rapists in riots." (by Bob Hanford) (2005)