Search for anagrams discovered by author 'Stanley Accrington'

Accepted anagrams:
"Band Aid"->"A bad din!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Weapons of mass destruction"->"US team swoops. Finds no trace." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Sir Denis Thatcher"->"Rich. Rests in death." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Father Christmas"->"This charmer's fat." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Manchester United and England Footballer Rio Ferdinand"->"He ran and 'forgot' test. Banned. Cried. Fallen idol, ruined man." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"The Doors"->"So red hot!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Tourist class"->"Louts. Racists." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1993)
"Mister Kipling, maker of exceedingly good cakes"->"Do real soggy mix in packet. Merde! Feeling sick, OK?" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Lipton's tea"->"Stale in pot." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Dennis Potter"->"Note: pens dirt." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Alexander Litvinenko"->"An exile drank - not live." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Amnesty International"->"An insanity! O, let me rant." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1995)
"Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome"->"Modern, creepy. Treat as very serious." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Vangelis"->"Sang live." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Sophie Ellis Bextor"->"Poor. Sex is hell, I bet." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Money is the root of all evil"->"Hey! Loan it for me? I love lots!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Draught Guinness"->"Hard guts ensuing." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1985)
"Otto Daimler"->"Motor detail." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1985)
"Derek Hatton"->"O, the red tank." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1985)
"Jeremy Thorpe"->"Romp. They jeer." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1985)
"Doctor Kurt Waldheim"->"Mock truth. Odd war lie." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1985)
"Chernobyl Nuclear Power Station"->"As new. Pollution terror by chance." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1985)
"Norman Tebbit"->"Tom Bentbrain" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1986)
"Sellafield"->"Defiles all." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1986)
"David Owen"->"Add no view." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1986)
"President Ronald Reagan"->"Ponder strange Iran deal." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1987)
"Baby Doc Duvalier, President of Haiti"->"O, No Dad. A fat chubby idle spiv. I retire." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1987)
"David Steel"->"Dead vilest." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1987)
"Rajiv Gandhi"->"Raving Jihad." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1987)
"Barrow-in-Furness"->"Brown if arse runs." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1988)
"West Midlands Metropolitan County"->"No cool tatty wilderness - dump it, man." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1988)
"Christopher Cockerill"->"Cor, rich pillock's there!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1988)
"The Bishop of Durham"->"He oft proud - bash him." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1988)
"Apartheid"->"A dirt heap." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1988)
"Severn Trent Water Authority"->"Tatty river. Hunt one sewer rat." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1988)
"Pierre and Marie Curie"->"Merde! I repair an' I cure." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1989)
"Mikhail Gorbachev"->"A cover - KGB hail him." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1989)
"Warrington"->"Wrong train." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1990)
"Michael Faraday"->"A half-dim, ace ray." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1990)
"Michael Heseltine"->"He can lie - the slime!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1990)
"University of Wales, Bangor"->"Swot, sauna - very boring life." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1990)
"British Geological Survey"->"Evil hairy buggers. It's cool!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1990)
"Charlton Heston"->"Letch sat on horn." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1990)
"Thomas Edison"->"Atoms do shine." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1991)
"British Broadcasting Association"->"Go on air. Critics bash it as bad (is not)" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1991)
"Workington"->"Not working." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1992)
"Alexander Graham Bell"->"Real bad hex - all rang me." (by Stanley Accrington using Anagram Genius) (1992)
"Mary Magdalen"->"My Angel drama." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1992)
"Greenham Common Airbase"->"Americans go home! Bar men." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1992)
"Ellesmere Port"->"Er, pee rot smell." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1992)
"Heswall"->"Was hell." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1992)
"Mikhail Gorbachev"->"I charm. Ah, I love KGB." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1992)
"Sir Keith Joseph"->"Oh spit! He is jerk." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1992)
"Francois Mitterand"->"Mad cretin is no fart." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1992)
"Colonel Gadafy"->"Ace gadfly. Loon." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1992)
"Edward G Robinson"->"Grow bored and sin." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1992)
"Michael Caine"->"A he-man icicle." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1992)
"Green Party"->"Trap energy." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1993)
"Simon Peter"->"Me no priest." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1993)
"Oxford University"->"Fury. No sex! VD? I riot." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1993)
"University of Cambridge"->"O, crave drugs - I'm fine by it." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1993)
"A Fistful of Dollars"->"Louts fall. Raid's off." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1993)
"Master of Arts"->"Most are farts." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1993)
"Inverness"->"Sins? Never!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1993)
"Chesterfield"->"Filth recedes." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1993)
"Castleford"->"Fart. Closed." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1993)
"Wath Upon Dearne"->"Town under a heap." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1993)
"Burslem"->"Slumber." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1993)
"Strangeways Prison, Manchester"->"Rioters! Screws sent hangman pay." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1993)
"First class passenger"->"Farts, pisses, clangers." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1993)
"Bridgnorth"->"Grind, throb." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1994)
"Isaac Newton"->"Was once a nit." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1994)
"Merry Christmas"->"Smarmy retch, sir?" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1994)
"Bryan Adams, "Everything I do I do it for you""->"Very boring din, a samey hit - oo, did you fart?" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1994)
"Harold Macmillan"->"Old man. I charm all." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1994)
"Ernest Hemingway"->"Enigma - went shyer." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1994)
"National Travel"->"It ran late - no lav." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1994)
"Season Ticket"->"Is at keen cost." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1994)
"Traffic Warden"->"Write naff card." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1994)
"Ministry of Transport Test Certificate"->"Form? It's fiction. Pretty tat cars steer in." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1994)
"Inland Waterways Association"->"We can sin and sail away to riots." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1994)
"Manchester International Airport"->"Anti-terrorist machine - ran to plane." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1994)
"Stansted Airport"->"Departs - to trains!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1994)
"Castle Donington Airport"->"Cor! Stop landing near to it." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1994)
"Boeing Aircraft Corporation"->"O no, poor fabric, erratic giant." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1994)
"Royal Bank of Scotland"->"Loons can fart badly, OK?" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1995)
"Legal and General Assurance Company"->"Alas, no clue. Clangers mean pay danger." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1995)
"International Monetary Fund"->"No talent in money - it ran fraud." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1995)
"Bank of Credit and Commerce International"->"To do criminal finance racket and enter Mob." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1995)
"Back to Basics"->"I back bosscat." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1995)
"Department of Social Security"->"Refer stupid claim case to Tony." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1996)
"Open Heart Surgery"->"Spurt any gore here." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1996)
"Eugenie Victoria Helena Windsor"->"One new caviare-diet girl in House." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1996)
"Agatha Christie"->"Rich hag is at tea." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1996)
"Tennessee Williams"->"Went senile as slime." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1996)
"Newcastle on Tyne"->"Yes, went. Not clean." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1996)
"National Union of Teachers"->"Aha, no action, no result - fine!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1997)
"Assistant Masters and Mistresses Association"->"Tossers assess a mass action - it remains distant." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1997)
"National Association of Head Teachers"->"Ace fool, a hated anti-hero. Insist on ACAS." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1997)
"Association of Professional Teachers"->"O, its a choice of inane prats, arses, fools." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1997)
"University of Manchester Institute of Science and Technology"->"Teach none, very chaotic, my students sniff glue, one incites riot." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1997)
"Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York"->"Oaf Andy rogers her. Such fuss, OK!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1997)
"Worthington's"->"Worst on night." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1997)
"Ind Coope Ale"->"I pooed clean." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1997)
"Grunhalle Lager"->"Hurl a green gall." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1997)
"Higson's Ale"->"Gas in holes." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1997)
"Hardy Hanson's Ale"->"Hard slash anyone?" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1997)
"Mansfield Bitter"->"Fret. It's damn bile." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1997)
"Webster's Yorkshire Bitter"->"The beer's risky - it's rot brew." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1997)
"Heineken Lager"->"Leg, knee hernia." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1997)
"Younger's Scotch Bitter"->"I curse grotty B.O. stench." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1997)
"Les Dawson"->"Downs ales." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1997)
"Freddie Starr"->"Dire, red farts." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1997)
"Rowan Atkinson"->"Raw onion - stank." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1997)
"Woody Allen"->"Do one, wally!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1997)
"Adrian Edmondson"->"Odd or damn insane." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1997)
"Mike Harding"->"He a grim kind." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1997)
"Yasser Arafat"->"'as a farty arse." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1997)
"Count Nikolai Tolstoy"->"A nutty tool, sick in loo." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1998)
"War and Peace"->"Crap and a wee." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1998)
"Woman's Realm"->"Warms no male." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1998)
"Woman's Own"->"Wows no man." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1998)
"The Spectator"->"Totes the crap." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1998)
"The Daily Mail"->"A hit. Lie madly." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1998)
"The Daily Star"->"Real shitty ad." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1998)
"Today"->"Toady." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1998)
"The Sunday Times"->"Seedy. Shut it, man." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1998)
"Crewe Station"->"Wait. (No secret.)" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1998)
"Camelot: The National Lottery"->"Total rat conmen - they lie a lot." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (1999)
"The Governor of Texas George W Bush"->"Ohh no, bugger Gore's few extra votes!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2000)
"The Millennium Dome at Greenwich"->"New tedium, no charm e.g. Time in hell." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2000)
"Alderhey Hospital"->"Hold parts? Lie? Yeah!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2001)
"Peter Mandelson"->"Repent, sad lemon" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2001)
"Foot and mouth disease"->"So shun a meat food diet" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2001)
"Challenger Space Shuttle"->"The ascent. Gasp! Cruel hell." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2001)
"Second class passenger"->"Senseless. Dogs can crap." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2002)
"Saddam Hussein President of Iraq"->"I sad person if a hidden arms quest." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Mother of all battles"->"Met Arab. Shot. Lot fell." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Performance Pay"->"Many pee for crap." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Manchester City"->"Cynic: meet trash." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"A Midsummer Night's Dream"->"Damn me! Marish drugs time." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Hamlet, Prince of Denmark"->"Plonker. Damn me! Hit farce." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Martin Sheen"->"Shite manner." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"How the West was won"->"What we shot we owns." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"I'm a Celebrity, Get me out of Here"->"O, a mighty bore. Flee. True emetic." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Haemorrhoids"->"O horrid shame." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Department for International Development"->"Plan to feed Poor - natter, lament it - never mind." (by Stanley Accrington using Anagram Genius) (2003)
""In the beginning was the Word ...""->"Then God threw in a big new sin." (by Stanley Accrington using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Deoxyribose Nucleic Acid"->"I occur in ideal sex by code." (by Stanley Accrington using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Eiffel Tower in Paris"->"At top we Irish feel finer." (by Stanley Accrington using Anagram Genius) (2003)
""A stitch in time saves nine""->"Invest in machines, I state." (by Stanley Accrington using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Des O'Connor"->"O, no - scorned." (by Stanley Accrington using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Boston, Massachusetts"->"Chums toss tea at snobs." (by Stanley Accrington using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Baghdad Archaeological Museum"->"U.S. came, had bag. Mega rich haul looted." (by Stanley Accrington using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Who Wants to be a Millionaire"->"Oo, Hit! Ambition, we all answer." (by Stanley Accrington using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"It's love that makes the world go round"->"Lush sot drank, ate to vomit - he grew old." (by Stanley Accrington using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Eric Morecambe and Ernie Wise - "Bring me Sunshine""->"We remember insane comedians cheering us in rib." (by Stanley Accrington using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Last of the Summer Wine"->"Note - mirth seems awful." (by Stanley Accrington using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The study of parapsychology"->"Out, shady foe! (Ghostly, crappy.)" (by Stanley Accrington using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The first cut is the deepest"->"Stitches feet deep - it hurts." (by Stanley Accrington using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table"->"Ohh no! Fit Dark Age thugs drink, battle then run." (by Stanley Accrington using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Lady of the Lake"->"Held a key aloft." (by Stanley Accrington using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Scottish Nationalist Party"->"Apathy in it costs. It ran - lost." (by Stanley Accrington using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The British National Party"->"Tribal rot - then apathy is in." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Ernest Shackleton"->"Trek on - seal stench." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Aviation pioneers Wilbur and Orville Wright"->"Hang on - our Bird will travel in air, i.e. top views." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone"->"Horrid Snape threatens - hope trophy lost." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets"->"Three chaps try to reach tomb - nerds fear." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Keep the Home Fires Burning"->"Huns keep fit here, boring me." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"George Galloway"->"War elegy - go gaol." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Union of Soviet Socialist Republics"->"Politics of invasion - sluice out rebs." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"African National Congress"->"Grass root can nail finance." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Common Agricultural Policy"->"Gloom, ruin - cut crop, lay claim." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Conservative Party Conference"->"Vote re perversion - fancy accent." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Confederation of British Industries"->"Born idiots cut staff. Derision in here." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Liberal Democrats"->"Liars led - mob react." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"National Association of Schoolmasters and Union of Women Teachers"->"Near chaos in nation as heads continue claim. Staff row, some loons too." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"The Oxford and Cambridge Boat Race"->"O, faded. Grab oar! Came third (bent cox)." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Palestine Liberation Organisation"->"I go plot a riot in Israel. An insane bet." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"European Monetary Union"->"A Euro? No penny amount? Ire!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"The Meteorological Office"->"Oo, get hail, ice - feel comfort." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"The Chelsea Flower Show"->"O hell! Few watch roses, eh?" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Pride comes before a fall"->""Do" - beer - affairs - mope - cell." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones"->"Old lecher had a jet-set union - amazing case!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"The Matrix Reloaded"->"Loth. Made extra dire." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Tamil Tigers"->"Get mis-trial." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Al Jazeera Television Station"->"A jeer at anti-zealots is on live." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Information Technology Support Team"->"Firm's computer not on line. Apathy to go." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Greene King India Pale Ale"->"Gee! Anglia alien drink. Pee." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Actress Marilyn Monroe"->"Norma's secret: minor lay." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Sexually Transmitted Disease"->"Lays. Extreme lust. AIDS instead." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Weapons of mass destruction"->"Despots set in famous war con." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Weapons of mass destruction"->"US tosspot's war. Made fine con." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"The British entry for the Eurovision Song Contest"->"Test tune. Horrific! Boring shit - they snore. No votes." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Robert Mugabe, the President of Zimbabwe"->"Power mad thug, brazen fibber, it seem to be." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"David Beckham and Sir Alex Ferguson"->"Barcelona saga vexed. Mirk hid funds." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Real Madrid star David Beckham"->"Am dark bastard Devil made rich." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix"->"Tepid horror, poxy rot then death. Fan here!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"The Archbishop of Canterbury Doctor Rowan Williams"->"Faction warns Church - Mr Whispy-Beard too too liberal." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Ragdoll Productions"->"Dour old crop, lasting." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"The Halifax Building Society"->"O, I fail clients by high tax due." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Michael Schumacher"->"Claim much cash here." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Michael Schumacher"->"Crash? Malice, eh, chum." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Coronation Street"->"Terse no-action rot." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Emmerdale"->"Lame. Merde." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Eastenders"->"Sees rat "Den"" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Serena Williams"->"Lean war missile." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Wimbledon Tennis Championships"->"Miss chip, do no spin - Henman blew it." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Stilton cheese"->"Slices on teeth." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Starbucks coffee"->"Bet for cafe. Sucks." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"The charge of the Light Brigade"->"Cheer the goal! Big fright - death." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Arsenal Football Club"->"Louts all clobber a fan." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Andre Agassi"->"A nerd is a gas." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Glastonbury Festival"->"Lavs often burst gaily." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"The Glastonbury Festival"->"Rave - by gnats. Flush toilet!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Glastonbury Festival"->"Lots raving. Flat. Buy "E's"" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Alzheimer's Disease"->"Haze. Is real mess. Die." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Bob Marley"->"Bomb early." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"President Silvio Berlusconi"->"Vitriolic slob's ruin deepens." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Arnold Schwarzenegger, actor"->"Control crazed shagger? We ran!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"The Wimbledon Mens Lawn Tennis champion Roger Federer"->"Note winning form. He ceded error balls? Tim Henman weeps." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"The Cameroon International Marc Vivien Foe"->"Heart fail once mean I cannot revive. Monitor?" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Harry Secombe"->"Barmy - so cheer!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Spike Milligan"->"A simple liking." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"internet chat rooms"->"O mirth. Rat cons teen." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"George Bush and Tony Blair"->"Note darn huge gobby liars." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Thompson Holidays, Tour Operators"->"Too unhappy set. Too dismal horrors." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Airtours Holidays Limited"->"A multi-delay, so it is horrid." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Stapler"->"Plaster!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Arnold Schwarzenegger, the Governor of California"->"Warning - crazed Frog Arnie! He can go for voters. O Hell!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Ariel Sharon"->"One rash liar." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"The General Certificate of Secondary Education"->"In acute rage. Face it - too easy for decent children." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"The Artist Formerly Known as Prince"->"Fit horny rocker's title-swap manner." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Tottenham Hotspurs"->"Top? Shut rotten sham!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Heart triple by-pass operation"->"Rare palpitations hereby stop?" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Tsing Tao"->"Toasting!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Conservative leader Michael Howard"->"He'll wee over IDS, man. Victor? A charade." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Leeds United Football Club"->"Dull. If bounced, lose battle." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Michael Parkinson"->"Is a plonker - Can him!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"The season of goodwill"->"Oo, see! Go downhill fast." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer"->"Rude herd sneered. Top loner hid." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Away in a manger"->"Wean again Mary." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Introduction of University top-up fees"->"Derive fun? It is opportunity to confuse." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Beagle Two mission to Mars"->"Am missing: a lost wee robot." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"The racehorse "Rock of Gibraltar""->"Cheats break Alec, or horror gift?" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Roman Abramovich, the owner of Chelsea Football Club"->"Hell! Mafia Mob can bow! He has control over Rouble - fact." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Shadow Chancellor Oliver Letwyn"->"Evil new Tory chancer who sold all." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"British Academy Film and Television Awards"->"Blimey! Is failed Oscar. View trash and damn it." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"->"She ravished fans, went down wet." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Atkins Diet"->"Eat! (It's kind.)" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Novelist Catherine Cookson"->"I love innocent oats shocker." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Romano Prodi"->"Moron Rapido." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Haemorrhoids cream"->"Am horrid arse "chemo"" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Robertson's Marmalade"->"Mortals smear on bread." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Ovaltine"->"Not alive." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Cadbury's chocolate"->"Lads buy cocoa: retch!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Saint Helens Rugby League Club"->"Rabble! (clue - see ungainly thugs)" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Tennis player Greg Rusedski"->"is seeking plenty rare drugs?" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Robinson's Barley Water"->"Narrow snobbery - it's ale." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Lord of the Rings - Return of the King"->"Frodo's keen - hunting - terror - flight." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Mersey Ship Canal"->"Ah, slimy crap seen." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Ted Hughes"->"Huge DT's, eh?" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Dasani Bottled Water"->"Not bad ad: it's real wet!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"The Mayor of Casterbridge"->"Fact: Hardy bores me, i.e. grot." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Fleetwood Mac"->"We of model act." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"The All-Day Breakfast"->"Drab salty fat lake, eh?" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Cadbury's Cream Egg"->"A cad's cry: Bugger me!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"The Chelsea Manager Claudio Ranieri"->"See rich Roman decree Italian "a laugh"" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Harvey Keitel"->"Like? Hate - very." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Peter Ustinov"->"Stout, even - RIP." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Peter Ustinov"->"Rotten VIP - sue!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Only Fools and Horses"->"Rodney's no flash solo." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Alistair Cook's Letter from America"->"I care - am a most terrific solo talker." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Oscar Wilde, playwrite"->"I screw a lewd oily part." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Oscar Wilde, playwrite"->"Wise owl, crap lay, (tired)." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Sunday Night at the London Palladium"->"Non-laugh tedium told. Apathy's in land." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Lambert and Butler cigarettes"->"Be bad - erratic treat - melt lungs." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Embassy cigarettes"->"Be a grimy cess taste." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Post Traumatic Stress Disorder"->"At M.O.'s strict orders, said "rest up"" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Home Secretary David Blunkett"->"Mob reviled tyrant - due the sack." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Immigration Minister Beverley Hughes"->"Oh my! Huge events. I'm liar - I resign. Timber!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"The Grand National at Aintree"->"I hated a rotten nag - ran in late." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Stereophonics"->"Shit poor scene." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"The group Radiohead"->"Dope thug - diarrhoea." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Diego Maradona"->"Near mad. Go! Adio!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"European Constitution Referendum"->"O no! Ace U-turn. "Unite for me" (President)" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"David Beckham and Personal Assistant Rebecca Loos"->"A bastard's neat romance on bed as livid Posh cackles." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"The Flora London Marathon"->"Ho-ho! Ran on. Fell. Damn! A trot." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel"->"A fast plonker and a glum ruin." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Joni Mitchell"->"Joint! Chill me." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"The Undertones"->"He's rotten nude." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Fidel Castro, the President of Cuba"->"Bearded fleshpot, net critic of USA." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Fidel Castro"->"Craft? Do lies." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Fidel Castro"->"Old. CIA frets." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Roman Emperor Tiberius"->"Bum-pain. Terrorise Rome." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Budweiser"->"U.S. bird-wee." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Kim Jong Il, leader of North Korea"->"Hero? Joker milking land. Fear, too." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Michael Grade"->"Mega-rich deal." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Fidel Castro, the President of Cuba"->"Bearded flesh, potent critic of USA." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Typhoo tea"->"To pot - yeah!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Lipton's tea"->"No lip taste." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Kingston, Jamaica"->"Ganja? I am in stock." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"The Premier League Championship"->"O, Arsenal high up? Pip 'em, emit cheer." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Wolverhampton Wanderers"->"Real romps, waver, then down." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Liposuction"->"Op: loin is cut." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Prince Charles"->"Rich! Clap? Sneer?" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Elementary, my dear Watson"->"Easy. (We madmen try to learn.)" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"The Inspector Clouseau films"->"Ho! Epic Sellars fun time, so cut!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Actress Hermione Gingold"->"Scene: I'm old hag - or resting." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Sex and the City"->"Hit decays - next!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Marcus Trescothick"->"Cure trick shot scam!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"The World Snooker Championship Finals at Sheffield"->"See off all who pot pink or red in match. Hid flashiness." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Martin Scorsese"->"Rein actors - mess!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Martin Scorsese"->"Screams in store." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Martin Scorsese"->"Minor actresses?" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Martin Scorsese"->"Actress - sin more!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Leslie Grantham - Eastenders actor"->"See so "late" rat Den, lasting charmer." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Cheltenham and Gloucester Building Society"->"Legit, guilty conmen chisel, rob and cheated us." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Abbey National Building Society"->"Bent, idiotic. Alas, I nobble any guy." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Halifax Building Society"->"Oh! Guilty in basic deal fix." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Silvio Berlusconi"->"Be vicious in Rolls." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Irritable Bowel Syndrome"->"Boil down my terrible arse." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Irritable Bowel Syndrome"->"Riled bot ran - misery below." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Freddie Trueman"->"Me fired a red nut." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Environment Agency"->"Green, not manic envy." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Indonesia"->"Sin? No idea!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Singapore"->"Is a ponger." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Singapore"->"A pig snore." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Singapore"->"I snog, rape." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Singapore"->"Goin' spare." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Robert Mugabe"->"Bum - great bore." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Osteoporosis"->"Sore so I stoop." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"The siege of Troy"->"Horse gift to eye." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Trisha"->"Ar, shit." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Wayne Sleep"->"Yes, new leap!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Justin Timberlake"->"Bum, tits, alien jerk!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Paul McCartney"->"Um, cancel party." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Mister Arthur Conan Doyle"->"I read Holmes, corny truant." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Sir Arthur Conan Doyle"->"Run a literary con - dosh!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Senator John Kerry"->"A stern horny joker." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Donald Rumsfelt"->"Daft - dull sermon." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"The Eurovision Song Contest"->"Counts no votes - Irish get one." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"The Athens Olympic Games Two thousand and Four"->"Half-done temp stadia. Why huge costs to run? Moan." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Birds Custard"->"Stir bad curds." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"The National Railway Museum at York"->"Trains' home (naturally make you wait)." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Societe Nationale de Chemins de Fer"->"Meteoric, has no defects? A lie. In need." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Who Wants to be a Millionaire"->"Will I be on to reason? What am I?" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Who Wants to be a Millionaire"->"O, I show a late lemon-wit brain." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Who Wants to be a Millionaire"->"Tell me how I win on air (a boast)" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Sealink Ferries"->"Safer? Lie! Sinker." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Yes, Minister"->"Misery in set." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Ovaltine"->"Love a tin." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Virgin Megastores"->"Tosser giving "mare"" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Dennis Potter"->"Tit needs porn." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Dennis Potter"->"Tripe! Tons! End!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Battle of Waterloo"->"O, belt foe! Total war." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Nasser Hussain"->"Has runs, is sane." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Royal Automobile Club"->"O, I buy a blue motor. Call!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Automobile Association"->"Oi, it's a bust one, AA - I'm cool." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Tracey Emin"->"Me arty? Nice!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Damien Hirst"->"I am this nerd." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Damien Hirst"->"I'm a shit nerd." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Damien Hirst"->"He is "mind-art"" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Damien Hirst"->"I'd trash mine." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Charles Saatchi"->"Hate a rich class." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Charles Saatchi"->"Is art? Leach cash." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Artist Chris Ofili"->"Art is shit. I frolic." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Ronald Reagan"->"An old-ager ran." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"The Transit of Venus"->"Star event if sun hot." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Al Ghraib Prison, Baghdad"->"Hip GI's bang hard old Arab." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"England Footballer Wayne Rooney"->"We all rely on one fat boy - no danger!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Wimbledon Champion Maria Sharapova"->"I am a Siberian vamp who can hold a romp." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Sven-Goran Eriksson"->"Never risk a snog, son." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Home Secretary David Blunkett"->"Thy secret lover did a bunk, mate." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"The State of the Union Address"->"USA intends to test foe hard, eh?" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"The Derbyshire Constabulary"->"They are such dirty rabble, son." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Al Green"->"General." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Alison Moyet"->"Oo! I'm Stanley." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Art Garfunkel"->"Rank "grateful"" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Barbra Streisand"->"Darn rabbit's arse." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Barenaked Ladies"->"Bad-arse like Dean." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Billy Bragg"->"Garbly glib." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Blondie"->"Idle nob." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Bob Dylan"->"Nob badly." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Bruce Springsteen"->"Sub percent singer." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Busted"->"Be dust!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Clint Eastwood, Film Producer"->"Mild flop. Re-edit. Cut! Won Oscar." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Martin Scorsese"->"Enter! Miss Oscar." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Captain Beefheart"->"Prat. He be a fine act." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Carly Simon"->"Slimy acorn." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Carpenters"->"Resent crap." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Mary Chapin Carpenter"->"Her crappy act! - I ran, men." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Celine Dion"->"Icon? End lie." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Cocteau Twins"->"Icon? Cue twats." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Darius Danesh"->"Has nadir. Sued." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Darkness"->"Reds sank." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Dido - White Flag"->"A few dig old hit." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Dolly Parton, singer"->"Grinds on top? Really?" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Donna Summer"->"So mad men run." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Chris de Burgh, a singer and composer"->"Rich? He's drug baron - no cred, mega-piss." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"the eagles"->"Ghastleee!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Earth Wind and Fire"->"Dire Fart and Whine." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Electric Light Orchestra"->"The large critics chortle." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Emmylou Harris"->"A slimy rum hero." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Fatboy Slim"->"Slimy, fat, BO." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Leonardo DiCaprio"->"O, I'd do in a crap role." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Actress Nicole Kidman"->"Dress in lace, mink coat." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Jackson Browne"->"Wanker's con job." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Judas Priest"->"Just diapers!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Kelly Osbourne"->"Lousy bonk - leer!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Leann Rimes"->"Lame sinner." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Leo Sayer"->"Arse'oley." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Leonard Cohen"->"Drone on, leach." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Linda Ronstadt"->"Rant - and it's old." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Loretta Lynn"->"Nelly No-tart." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Loretta Lynn"->"Yell (not rant)" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Manic Street Preachers"->"Creep artist. Cheers, man." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Marc Almond"->"Calm rod, man!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Marianne Faithfull, British singer"->"I ate Mars Bar. Finish. Full, then I ring." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Marie Osmond"->"Moons - admire!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Maxi Priest"->"I am sex trip." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Meatloaf"->"O, fat meal." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Melanie C"->"Nice? Lame!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Michael Buble"->"Bum ache (libel?)" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Mike and the Mechanics"->"I check them - insane, mad!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Morrissey"->"Semi-sorry." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Natalie Imbruglia"->"A girlie a man built." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Natalie Cole"->"Locate alien." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Radiohead"->"D-diarhoea." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"The Ramones"->"Them? A snore!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Red Hot Chili Peppers"->"Chirped shit pop - leer." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"REO Speedwagon"->"Danger! - poo, wees." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Righteous Brothers"->"Hot throbs urge rise." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Tears for fears"->"Farters of arse." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Shirley Temple"->"Smelly tripe, eh?" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Ten Years After"->"Farty arse teen." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Tina Turner"->"Nutter! I ran." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Toploader"->"Poodle art." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Vangelis"->"Sang vile." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Vanilla Ice"->"Ace villain." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Village People - YMCA"->"Camp; gay love; pee; ill." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Westlife"->"Fees wilt." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"White Stripes"->"EP with sister." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Snow patrol"->"Not slow rap." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"So Solid Crew"->"O, screw idols!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Conservative and Unionist Party Leader Michael Howard"->"Vampire Dracula has teeth in vain. Riled - sod Tony won race." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"The General Election Two Thousand and Five"->"Dire law. Lied at us. No change, then. (Vote often)" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Richard Whiteley"->"Heil RW! Death? I cry!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Carol Vorderman"->"La "card-mover" (no R)" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Gustave Eiffel"->"Gave us lift fee." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Steven Gerrard"->"Agent errs - v.red." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Robin Cook, Member of Parliament"->"Er, bit of a common male bonker. RIP." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Andrew Flintoff"->"Fred won! Lift fan." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2005)
"Sir Menzies Campbell"->"Lib's sleaze 'n' crime MP." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Mark Oaten MP"->"A no-mark temp." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Charles Kennedy Liberal Democrat leader"->"O! Elect Mr "Sad Drinker" - deny a real ale belch." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Queen Camilla the First"->"Meant "Charles, quit life"" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Hurricane Katrina"->"Rack, ruin, rain, hate." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"The Federal Emergency Management Agency"->"Many get net danger. Chance may emerge? Flee!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Banker Roberto Calvi"->""El Broker" - rob Vatican." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Admiral Horatio Nelson"->"A one-arm no-thrill adios." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Lady Emma Hamilton"->"Not mad. Male? Lay him!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Napoleon Bonaparte"->"No! No! Trap ape on Elba." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"David Cameron"->"Darn mad voice." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"David Davies"->"Viva! Sad. Died." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Model Kate Moss"->"Dame smokes lot." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Anthony Hopkins"->"Skin hat on? Phony." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"The City of New Orleans"->"See art once, now filthy." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Deepcut Army Barracks"->"Scary pack beat, murder." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Brokeback Mountain"->"Bonker in a bum act, OK?" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Vice President Dick Cheney"->"Dicey P.R. event - chickens die." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Tessa Jowell"->"Jewel? 'as lots." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Silvio Berlusconi"->"Bilious, vile. Scorn." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Reese Witherspoon"->"See one whore strip." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Brokeback Mountain"->""Out" men bonk, air back." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Information Technology"->"Log in on time. Oh, fancy rot." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Information Technology"->"Fancy hot girl, no emotion." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Stars In Their Eyes"->"See, sir, they strain." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Worcestershire"->"Secret whore, sir?" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Sir Menzies Campbell"->"Sleaze 'n' crimes blimp." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Chris Huhne"->"Enrich (hush!)" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Simon Hughes"->"He hugs "mo" - sin!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"The Apprentice"->"Pitch, rant, epee." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Alan Sugar"->"u r anal gas." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Liverpool"->"Poorville." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"San Diego"->"No gas? Die." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Los Angeles"->"All sense go." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"The Securitas Depot in Tonbridge"->"But I'd see top notch raiders get in." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Metropolitan Police Chief Sir Ian Blair"->"Cool liar, I tape phone: "it's criminal" - Brief." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Jose Mourinho, the Chelsea manager"->"Oh, I am great one, Jesus. Noel! (Charm, eh?)" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Jeremy Clarkson, Top Gear"->"Jag, or meet scary plonker?" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Gordon Brown"->"Wrong 'n' brood." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Gordon Brown"->"Born - do wrong." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Ontario"->"A riot, no?" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"The Da Vinci Code"->"Convicted. Die! Ha!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"The Da Vinci Code"->"Vet. Coincided. Ah!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"The Da Vinci Code"->"I'd have cited con." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"The Holy Blood and the Holy Grail"->"Ah no, I hardly get hot. Bloody hell!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"The L-shaped Room"->"Melted hash. Poor." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"The retirement pension"->"Met none here. Inert. Spit!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Twenty Four Hours from Tulsa - Gene Pitney"->"Not fit. Went grey. Yes, heart fouls up. Mourn." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Albert Pierrepoint"->"Bitter ale 'n' rope - R.I.P." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Home Secretary Charles Clarke MP"->"Charm lame Tory heckler ("Escapers!)" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Tom Cruise's wedding to Katie Holmes"->"Made weirdest Scientologist hokum." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Mission Impossible Three"->"No more piss bile! Miss it, eh?" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Shane Ward"->"Hard as new." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Shane Ward"->"Heard 'n' saw." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Shane Ward"->"And he's raw." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"King Gyanendra of Nepal"->"No flaky pagan. End reign!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Tracey Temple"->"Lay MP "reet" etc." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Britney Spears"->"Yens, strip bare." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Cardinal Richelieu"->"Hail! A ruined cleric." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Barry Manilow"->"Nail barmy row." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Luiz Felipe Scolari"->"Size up ol' relic - fail." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Luiz Felipe Scolari"->"A foul. Ill size price." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"the two thousand and six World Cup in Germany"->"Ah, is odd - England to win next; army crow - shut up!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Wayne Rooney, Manchester United and England footballer"->"Teen lead idol, funny metatarsal bone, whored granny once." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Timothy Taylor and Landlord"->"Madonna - holy troll, tad dirty." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Trident Missile"->"Smitten? Lies! Rid." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Iraq Study Group Report"->"God! Pay P.R. - US quit terror." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Marilyn Monroe"->"Marry men in loo." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Pirates of the Caribbean"->"See bit hot crap. Ban, I fear." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Munich"->"Much in." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Prague"->"Gear up." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Warsaw"->"Was raw." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"paris"->"Is par." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"paris"->"Pairs." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2007)
"Dusseldorf"->"Dud, for less." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2007)
"Antwerp"->"Part new." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2007)
"Amsterdam"->"Met dramas." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2007)
"Amsterdam"->"Made trams." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2007)
"Rotterdam"->"Mad rotter." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2007)
"Rome"->"More!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2007)
"Roma"->"Amor!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2007)
"Bologna"->"On a blog." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2007)
"Copenhagen"->"Open change." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2007)
"Oslo"->"Loos." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2007)
"Moscow"->"'omo WC's." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2007)
"Lisbon"->"Slob in." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2007)