"Sorry, I've got a headache" -> "Oy! Evade a shag rhetoric?" (by Tony Crafter using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Why shouldn't America go re-elect President Clinton in Ninety-Six?" -> "He has a prime or cunning tendency to wildly solicit Internet sex." (by Cory Calhoun) (1996)
"Why shouldn't America go re-elect President Clinton in Ninety-Six?" -> "Incipiently stun exciting rent; this whore really needs a condom." (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Bill Clinton" -> "Ill nob'n' clit." (by adam kops by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Bill Clinton" -> "Ill nob 'n' clit." (by adam kops by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"The President Of The United States Of America, George Walker "Dubya" Bush" -> "Degree-less twit! Before Katrina issue, he thought FEMA "...a body part?". Dunce!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"The President Of The United States Of America, George Walker "Dubya" Bush" -> "Niggardly Arab bastard, punished? How sick! Tee temerous feet out the fee." (by Chris by hand) (2007) (pending approval)