"Why shouldn't America go re-elect President Clinton in Ninety-Six?" -> "He has a prime or cunning tendency to wildly solicit Internet sex." (by Cory Calhoun) (1996)
"Why shouldn't America go re-elect President Clinton in Ninety-Six?" -> "Incipiently stun exciting rent; this whore really needs a condom." (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)