Rearranging the letters of 'Sarah Jessica Parker' (TV and movie star) gives:
Sick jar ape arse rash.
(by adam kops by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
Other related anagrams without their own page:
"Actresses Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, and Sarah Jessica Parker" -> "'Sex and the City'; stars in this movie. Carnal japes and lark critics rank as a 'risk'." (by Aronas Pinchas) (2008) (pending approval)