"Michael Jackson ordered to close Neverland" -> "No joker lads or even clean meddlers? Chaotic!" (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson ordered to close Neverland" -> "Late major on deadener. Love children's cocks?" (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson ordered to close Neverland" -> "Clear scorn jer; he loved and molested OK. Can I?" (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson ordered to close Neverland" -> "Clench? Overadorn jokeless, odd, neat miracle." (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson ordered to close Neverland" -> "Jeer or cool advance; molests naked children." (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson ordered to close Neverland" -> "Jerk clean volcano clone; dissed dear mother." (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson ordered to close Neverland" -> "No harem? Disaster! Cold jerk concealed novel." (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson ordered to close Neverland" -> "Loved? Rejected? I'm an asshole/crack Londoner." (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson ordered to close Neverland" -> "Lads clench lads 'n' joked? No more erotica, ever!" (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson accused of having sex with young children" -> "Axis concocts gun; he f**ks gay children; now have him jailed!" (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson accused of having sex with young children" -> "Ouch! White-faced n**ger an' kids havin' sex. Coach 'n' jolly scum." (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson and little boys" -> "Not jolly! Messianic black death." (by Scott Watson using Anagram Genius) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson and little boys" -> "Joy! Kids' balls contaminate lech." (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson and little boys" -> "Tits? Mikey clash clean job on lad." (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson's sexual preference" -> "Paleface excels, necks junior harems." (by Paul Pan using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Michael Jackson's sexual preference" -> "Jeers climax pleaser: a nonce, he f**ks." (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson's sexual preference" -> "Ache reflex leper jams cock in anuses." (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson's sexual preference" -> "Major fences as excel. He rapes Culkin?" (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson's sexual preference" -> "Hoax muck clearance; feels Jr penises." (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson's sexual preference" -> "J'accuse! Felon climaxes keen sharper." (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)