"Michael Jackson accused of having sex with young children" -> "Axis concocts gun; he f**ks gay children; now have him jailed!" (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson accused of having sex with young children" -> "Ouch! White-faced n**ger an' kids havin' sex. Coach 'n' jolly scum." (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson and little boys" -> "Not jolly! Messianic black death." (by Scott Watson using Anagram Genius) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson and little boys" -> "Joy! Kids' balls contaminate lech." (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson and little boys" -> "Tits? Mikey clash clean job on lad." (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Living with Michael Jackson" -> "Hi-jacking, vital, clownish me." (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Living with Michael Jackson" -> "Check! Lil' vaginas joint whim." (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Living with Michael Jackson" -> "I'm thieving, clownish jackal." (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson trial" -> "Charlatanic, slim joke." (by A. Tamat using Anagram Genius) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson's sexual preference" -> "Paleface excels, necks junior harems." (by Paul Pan using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Michael Jackson's sexual preference" -> "Jeers climax pleaser: a nonce, he f**ks." (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson's sexual preference" -> "Ache reflex leper jams cock in anuses." (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson's sexual preference" -> "Major fences as excel. He rapes Culkin?" (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson's sexual preference" -> "Hoax muck clearance; feels Jr penises." (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson's sexual preference" -> "J'accuse! Felon climaxes keen sharper." (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)