"President John Kerry" -> "Shy nerd or inept jerk." (by Judson T. Pewther using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Senator John Kerry" -> "A stern horny joker." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Senator John Kerry" -> "Jerk, horny treason." (by Justthefax using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Senator Edward Moore Kennedy of Massachusetts" -> "Ted's fatness caused Mary to drown? Eek! He's a moron!" (by L. Lomasky using Anagram Genius) (2005) (pending approval)