"Bad Reviews for Bush in the Middle East Media" -> "We (Arabs +Israelis) define him - 'The odd dumb vet!'" (by Aronas Pinchas) (2008) (pending approval)
"Bush offers to-do list for Middle East leaders" -> "Sides refused to fool's dreams. Old blithe fart!" (by Aronas Pinchas) (2008) (pending approval)
"Bush says to sign stimulus bill on Wednesday" -> "Subsidy analog to windy mess. Bull, his sunset." (by Aronas Pinchas) (2008) (pending approval)